Administration Denies It Is Compiling “Enemies List”

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 20 September 2009 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

The Obama Administration rejected concerns that it is collecting information from the Internet for the purpose of compiling an “enemies list.”

“Granted, we are gathering information—names, addresses, and the like—from those who have posted comments critical of the Administration’s policies,” admitted White House spokesman Nicholas Shapiro. “But our purpose is to better target future educational efforts.”

Shapiro contended that “so much of the opposition to the President and his program is based on ignorance and erroneous information that it should be obvious to any sound thinking person that many in our country need a significant amount of reeducation. Rather than just randomly splash this effort around, keeping a list of those most in need will be conducive to ensuring that the right people get the right message.”

[Alex Murphy]

“Granted, we are gathering information—names, addresses, and the like—from those who have posted comments critical of the Administration’s policies,” admitted White House spokesman Nicholas Shapiro....

And there you have it!

[Citizen Soldier]

Wow! What a paranoid administration! Almost Nixonesque, well now that I think about it, more than Nixonesque.

[spokeshave]

"many in our country need a significant amount of reeducation"

Say what....?

[Huntress]

Shapiro contended that “so much of the opposition to the President and his program is based on ignorance and erroneous information that it should be obvious to any sound thinking person that many in our country need a significant amount of reeducation.

Good one, John. I suspect that Obama and his minions think this even though they usually have sense enough not to say it.

[paul in cape]

“But our purpose is to better target future educational efforts.”

Make that ... “But our purpose is to better target future RE-educational efforts.”

"First we start with the children!"

[raptor29]

Hey Obama, put me on there and bring it on, you closet-fruit, anti-American commie bastard. Screw you and everyone in your Administration. And when all is said and done, you’ll be said and done.

[boatbums]

Okay...I promise I wont be concerned about them getting the goods on me as long as they don't make me pay for my re-education experience! Deal???

[rockinqsranch]

Oh man! Shaking head, chuckling.

[liberty75]

"Wow! What a paranoid administration! Almost Nixonesque, well now that I think about it, more than Nixonesque."

"Obamesque" will be the new term in years to come.

[IrishPennant]

I’ve compiled an enemies list...it only took a yellow sticky note, since the only name written is the OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.

[unkus]

Hey Obama, put me on there and bring it on, you closet-fruit, anti-American commie bastard. Screw you and everyone in your Administration. And when all is said and done, you’ll be said and done.
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Put me on the list too.

F U B H O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MediaMole]

Sorry, this administration has so blurred the line between truth and satire that it is no longer possible to know which is which.

[kcvl]

Just imagine the outrage had Pres. Bush done something like this. Obama, et al, remind me of NIXON!

[raptor29]

Damn right.

[MissDairyGoodnessVT]

you forgot the crack head part

good post

[Chgogal]

“Granted, we are gathering information—names, addresses, and the like—from those who have posted comments critical of the Administration’s policies,” admitted White House spokesman Nicholas Shapiro. “But our purpose is to better target future educational efforts.”

SS, your boss sucks. Don't you guys find him just an itsy-bitsy creepy? Me, I would quit before working one more day for this STASI/GESTAPO/STALINESQUE administration.

[kcvl]

A 2002 Tulane graduate, Nick Shapiro, left, became assistant press secretary for President Barack Obama, right, after gaining public relations savvy in New Orleans.

He was a dedicated laborer on John Kerry’s 2004 presidential campaign. After Kerry’s defeat in the election, Shapiro quickly bounced back with a job with the Obama for America effort.

[raptor29]

“you forgot the crack head part”

You know what, you’re right. I apologize for the oversight. Always interested in accuracy and thoroughness here.........!!

[MissDairyGoodnessVT]

just trying to be helpful........... ;)