Politics

www.stolinsky.com ^ | 09-21-09 | stolinsky

[stolinsky]

When we consider Carter’s actions both in and out of office, we wonder how we could have made the mistake of electing him in the first place. We can only hope that the current occupant of the White House will not evoke similar thoughts, although just now, things don’t look promising.

Jimmy Carter is a national treasure. His inverted moral compass unfailingly points south. If we wish to find a wise and moral path to follow, we need only observe which direction he is going, then go the opposite way. Now, if only I could find a financial advisor who is equally misguided, I’d be set for life.

[stolinsky]

Jimmy Carter, National Treasure: El Cacahuate strikes again.

[Patrick1]

We should have known something was up when this fool cold barely beat Gerald Ford right after Watergate. But to look on the brightside, no Carter, probably no Reagan.

[Republic_of_Secession.]

Well people do not generally elect candidates based on thoughtful consideration.

[Talisker]

Well people do not generally elect candidates based on thoughtful consideration.

"It isn't that liberals are ignorant.
It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

- Ronald Reagan

[broken_arrow1]

Romney taunts Democrats with memories of Carter - “I’ll bet you never dreamed you’d look back at Jimmy Carter as the good old days.”

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090920/D9AQQ25G0.html

[IbJensen]

Jimmie Kahtah, el cucaracha.

[IbJensen]

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they are doing because they now think we are good people.

I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for
redistribution as the democrats see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view

[Grampa Dave]

Lillian Gordy Carter, who raised four kids during the Great Depression, once noted:

“Sometimes, when I look at my children, I wish I had remained a virgin.”