Posted on 10/09/2009 9:26:05 AM PDT by GraceG
When I was in school we used to have a shop teacher who had a wicked sense of humor. At the end of the year when the school was handing out scholastic award he had an award of his own to hand out. He called it the "Screw-up" award and it was given to the student with the lowest grade in each class. It was a piece of wood made to look like a trophy base with the front of it wood burned to say "Screw-up Award" and the trophy part consisted of a wood screw that was glued using a big blob of wood glue to the top of the trophy base so that the screw was facing upwards.
I am thinking the American people should consider giving our recent Nobel Peace Prize winning Pres__ent this illustrious award.
I’ll send him some dog crap.
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