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| From The Vitamin Press |
Posted on 10/20/2009 5:50:50 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress
James Carville is leading a charge for retail locations in the United States to ban a controversial Halloween costume. The costume depicts an “illegal alien” carrying a super-sized green card in his hand while wearing an orange prison jumpsuit with the words “illegal alien” stenciled across the front. According to Carville the garb is “insensitive and offensive” to “hardworking humanoid life-forms just because they happen to be from another planet.” Carville also advised The Vitamin Press that this issue is extremely important to him because “both of my parents came from Uranus.”
E.T., head of the Society Humanely Integrating Alien Travelers, is seconding the opinons and actions of Carville. The lovable alien, made famous in the 1988 Stephen Speilberg Blockbuster Mac & Me, took his case to the streets and led a protest of 25 sympathizers in front of Neiman Macros -one of the stores that is still selling the item. Curious onlookers looked onto the protest. Most offered words of encouragement by shouting out “phone home” and “klatuu barada nikto” as they passed by. Unfortunately for the extra-terrestrial the speaking of the latter phrase had the unintended effect of prematurely shutting down the giant space robot he was holding in reserve; to be unleashed on the store in the event that they ultimately refused to capitulate to his demands.
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Do these race baiting morons have anything better to do?
That’s because it looks like Carville.
Gee!That looks like James Carville.
LOL
it’s awesome
defeat political correctness
make fun of a Baraqqi
He should be more upset when he looks in the mirror in the morning. ;-)
Illegal aliens are scary for everyone who loves this country - great costume idea...
What?...They didn’t pay him royalties??
For the life of me, I never understand Mary Matlin’s attraction for James.
He’s only mad because he’s not making any residuals off of it.
I thought it looked more like Mary Matalin.
They didn’t pay ol’ snakehead a royalty for the alien costume head?
I think it was Dennis Miller who called Carville a rabid, demented Chihuahua!
Intellectual property.....
He’s got a case.
EXACTLY
You have just inspired my costume for this year. Thanks!
Carville doesn’t need a costume to look lke an alien!
Get the "Deluxe Illegal Alien" costume.
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