Labour Party’s Support for More Muslim Immigration May Have Bad End

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 7 November 2009 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Great Britain’s Labour (Socialist) Party program to ease restrictions on immigration from Pakistan may end up bringing more trouble than the government bargained for. While Party insiders saw the program as a way of ultimately boosting votes for the Party, some of these immigrants are agitating for the imposition of Islamic law on a society-wide basis.

Former Labour Home Secretary Jack Straw admitted “we sure didn’t see this coming. We thought these immigrants would eventually become citizens and, in gratitude for what we’d done for them, vote Socialist. The demand that sharia become the law of the land totally blindsided us.”

At first the Government hoped that granting Muslims the option of choosing to have sharia law applied to civil disputes among members of the Islamic faith would be sufficient to meet Muslim demands. But the demands have escalated to an insistence on its universal application.

“British society is depraved and ungodly,” said Muslim leader, Anjem Choudary. “The despicable behavior of the unbelievers is polluting the environment for the faithful. All must be cleansed.” Choudary has suggested that “the Queen set a good example by wearing the burkha when out in public.”

[La Lydia]

We thought these immigrants would eventually become citizens and, in gratitude for what we’d done for them, vote Socialist...

"We thought these immigrants would eventually become citizens and, in gratitude for what we’d done for them, vote Democrat."

Or, even more ludicrous, "We thought these immigrants would eventually become citizens and, in gratitude for what we’d done for them, vote Republican."

[50sDad]

Labour Party’s Support for More Muslim Immigration May Have Bad End.

In other news, water is wet and fire burns!

[50sDad]

Labour Party’s Support for More Muslim Immigration May Have Bad End.

In other news, water is wet and fire burns!

[rbg81]

Former Labour Home Secretary Jack Straw admitted “we sure didn’t see this coming.

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Where to begin? Mr. Straw is probably cut from the same mold of those who naively believed Hitler wanted peace.

[meadsjn]

Former Labour Home Secretary Jack Straw admitted “we sure didn’t see this coming.

These Labour people are just too stupid to be roaming about unattended.

[east1234]

“British society is depraved and ungodly,”

Kinda hard to argue with him on the ungodly part. I’ve seen churches turned into coffee houses over there, pretty sad. But the coffee houses will all be converted to mosques soon.