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McCain Declares Ben Nelson "The Biggest Whore In Congress" [Satire]
Elective Decisions ^
| 12/20/09
| Chris Davis
Posted on 12/20/2009 7:16:38 PM PST by writer33
Washington—As debate rages on in both the House of Representatives and U.S. Senate as to who the biggest whore in Congress is, Senator John McCain, R-AZ, went on Fox News Sunday to argue his case that Ben Nelson was by far the biggest whore. McCain went on to say that anyone who let himself be used by Senator Reid so easily was hands down the biggest slut he’d ever seen.
“What this man did,” claimed McCain on Fox News Sunday, “was to demonstrate how big a harlot he was on a public stage. At least Senator Landrieu went out behind the barn to give it away. But Senator Nelson did in broad daylight in front of the whole world. What a damn whore!”
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:16:40 PM PST
by
writer33
To: Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ...
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:17:11 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: harpo11; HeadOn; hellinahandcart; Herford Turley; hershey; HighlyOpinionated; Hildy; ...
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:17:45 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: OldFriend; onyx eyes; onyx; PAR35; Patriotic Bostonian; Paulus Invictus; pax_et_bonum; ...
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:18:28 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Catfight between ho’s, eh?
5
posted on
12/20/2009 7:19:17 PM PST
by
familyop
(cbt. engr. (cbt), NG, '89-' 96, Duncan Hunter or no-vote)
To: familyop
Yep, catfight is on.
LOL!
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:20:30 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
Well he is voting to fund abortion with tax dollars. Nebraska may opt out but he is supporting federally funded abortion. There’s no other way around it.
I guess the millions his state will receive is the dollar amount he’s willing to take for the life of the unborn.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:20:59 PM PST
by
boycott
To: boycott
I guess the millions his state will receive is the dollar amount he’s willing to take for the life of the unborn.Well put.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:22:12 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: familyop
To: writer33
McCain’s little sissy boy pal Graham-nesty will be pushing cap N trade plus amnesty after this nightmare.
McCain must be worried about his primary. If the people of AZ vote for him they are fools. Thanks to McCain’s McCain-Feingold we got Obama.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:30:47 PM PST
by
Frantzie
(Judge David Carter - democrat & dishonorable Marine like John Murtha.)
To: boycott
“I guess the millions his state will receive is the dollar amount he’s willing to take for the life of the unborn.”
If Nebraska does not throw Nelson, a low life criminal, out of office, it needs to be thrown out of the Union.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:31:57 PM PST
by
AlexW
(Now in the Philippines . Happy not to be back in the USA for now.)
To: Frantzie
McCain must be worried about his primary. If the people of AZ vote for him they are fools. Thanks to McCain’s McCain-Feingold we got Obama.Yes, we did.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:32:09 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:35:25 PM PST
by
bootless
(Never Forget. Never Again. And NEVER GIVE UP!)
To: writer33
Is this an honest attempt to amuse us on FR or is this meant to amuse the Kos and DU lurkers? I am really starting to hate this gotcha “satire” crap.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:35:40 PM PST
by
Mamzelle
(Who is Kenneth Gladney? (Don't forget to bring your cameras))
To: writer33
"McCain Declares Ben Nelson “The Biggest Whore In Congress”In this particular case he is correct.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:36:53 PM PST
by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: Mamzelle
I am really starting to hate this gotcha “satire” crap.I am too. This guy is a total idiot!
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:37:03 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: bootless
Thanks for the nice comment, bootless, and for reading. I’m glad you enjoyed it. Don’t forget to vote.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:37:49 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: blackbart.223
There are seldom times when he’s right, but he’s nailed this one.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:38:39 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
From National Review:
The $1.2 Billion Whore: See Below
____________________________________________________________________________
The Billion-Dollar Vote [Robert Costa]
From The Hill:
Nebraska will receive $100 million in assistance for its Medicaid program under provisions in the Senate’s healthcare bill negotiated by Sen. Ben Nelson (D).
The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) informed lawmakers on Sunday night that the section of the manager’s amendment to the Senate’s health bill would cost $1.2 billion over 10 years.
To: Cindy
Thought you might enjoy this for venting purposes ping!
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:40:46 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Steelfish
Then it is confirmed and he is the hands down winner. Thanks for the info Steelfish.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:41:42 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
There is satire, and there is sucky misdirection like this.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:42:29 PM PST
by
jimfree
(In 2012 Sarah Palin will continue to have more relevant quality executive experience than B. Obama.)
To: jimfree
I know this guy sucks big time. I agree.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:44:02 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
"There are seldom times when he’s right, but he’s nailed this one."This time yes. Nelson rolled over like a cheap whore. He can regain his honor and act like a man if he chooses to do so. I don't think he will.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:44:13 PM PST
by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: writer33
Oh, my God. Senator McCain finally woke up from his long slumber.
To: writer33
McPot meet McKettle. Mr bi-party phony should RETIRE!
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:44:24 PM PST
by
VRWC For Truth
(Throw the bums out who vote yes on the bail out)
To: WashingtonSource
I wish WashingtonSource. I know he wanted to say it today on Fox News Sunday, but he actually kept it too civil for me.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:46:00 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: VRWC For Truth
Oops. Slow to realize this is satire. I wish it wasn’t.
To: VRWC For Truth
I agree. He should retire.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:46:27 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: blackbart.223
I don’t think he’ll change his mind either.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:47:08 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
He gave up on killing babies and sold out for a few sheckles— he is JUDAS!!!!He will be crushed in the next election. He will never have the guts to be seen in public again!!! NATIONAL STRIKE JANUARY 20!! Shut it down!!
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:47:50 PM PST
by
catarac
To: catarac
November of 2010 can’t get here fast enough for us.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:48:57 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
McCain Declares Ben Nelson “The Biggest Whore In Congress”
Oh, John, I love it when you talk like you’ve got a pair!
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:50:13 PM PST
by
PLMerite
(Ride to the sound of the Guns - I'll probably need help.)
To: writer33
“What this man did,” claimed McCain on Fox News Sunday, “was to demonstrate how big a harlot he was on a public stage. At least Senator Landrieu went out behind the barn to give it away. But Senator Nelson did in broad daylight in front of the whole world. What a damn whore!” IfTHAT John McCain existed, he would be president today!
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:51:33 PM PST
by
Baynative
(With Obama, America is celebrating it's acceptance of mediocrity.)
To: writer33
LOL~~~ ya got me with the Tiger Woods and Susan Boyle post but Im learning..is this real?..hehe
To: PLMerite
Thanks for reading, PLMerite. Glad you enjoyed it.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:52:51 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
"I don’t think he’ll change his mind either."More is the pity. I hope he spends his latter days realizing what his cowardice produced and regrets it.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:53:17 PM PST
by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: writer33
HO HO HO!
Damned traitors.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:54:18 PM PST
by
Danae
(No political party should pick candidates. That's the voters job.)
To: Baynative
IfTHAT John McCain existed, he would be president today!No doubt about it.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:54:27 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: FreeperFlirt
Good eye. Not real, but we wish it was. And keep a close eye for tomorrow morning, a humdinger on its way.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:55:27 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: blackbart.223
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:56:22 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
To: writer33
Johnny Mac isn’t reaching across the aisle today?
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:56:41 PM PST
by
editor-surveyor
(The beginning of the O'Bomb-a administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
To: Danae
HO HO HO!Even fits the Christmas feel, Ho,Ho,Ho!
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:57:07 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: FlyingEagle
Ben, You Ignorant Slut!!All in favor say, Aye! The aye's have it!
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:58:46 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: blackbart.223; writer33
"
More is the pity. I hope he spends his latter days realizing what his cowardice produced and regrets it." Yes, after he gets kicked out of office, and sits down in a nice cushy leather chair at Mutual of Omaha?
They bought him on the cheap!
.
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posted on
12/20/2009 7:59:55 PM PST
by
editor-surveyor
(The beginning of the O'Bomb-a administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
To: writer33
"I concur."I guess we see what happens next.
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posted on
12/20/2009 8:00:03 PM PST
by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: editor-surveyor
Johnny Mac isn’t reaching across the aisle today?He's been pretty feisty in the Senate on CSPAN lately, but then he's up for reelection. And we both know how short lived his feistiness can be.
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posted on
12/20/2009 8:00:12 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: blackbart.223
I think they were supposed to have a test vote at midnight tonight when the majority of Americans were asleep. So we’ll see what happens when it comes down to the real nut crunching.
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posted on
12/20/2009 8:01:22 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: editor-surveyor
Mutual of OmahaMore likely AIG. LOL!
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posted on
12/20/2009 8:02:44 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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