Today's Toons 1/8/10

The Right Reasons ^ | 1/8/10 | pookie18

[pookie18]

Click on link.

[pookie18]

SUPERSIZED WEEKEND

(Thank you, Dan Lacey [faithmouse.com])

(Thank you, arbooz)

[stephenjohnbanker]

Health Insurance Police

Winner!

[pookie18]

Supersized weekend bump thanks, arbooz!

[pookie18]

This one, sjb?

[Texas Jack]

An 86 year old man, who had been married to the same woman for 55 years, awoke one morning and noticed a strange sensation.

Upon further investigation, he realized that he had an erection, not unlike the ones he experienced when he first got married.

He immediately set out to show his wife his new-found marvel. Upon seeing her husband's curiosity, she responded with, "Not now honey. I've got a splitting headache."

After recovering from her ego damping response, he went to the hall closet and began putting on his coat and gloves. His wife frowned a little and said, “Where do you think you’re going?”

And Norman said, “I’m going to the airport and walk through the security scanner. I want everyone to see this.”

[stephenjohnbanker]

Yes, that one! LOL!

[gunnyg]

Big Sis Wants To see Under Your Clothes!
-Drudge

[pookie18]

Thanks, Texas Jack! Will rerun it on Monday.

[pookie18]

Well, now I'm really turned on, gunnyg!

[piroque]

this one could very well come true

[TheOldLady]

[climbs up off floor, tries to stop laughing]

Going to hell in a bobsled bumparoonie.

[Gritty]

BTTT

[pookie18]

Yeah & they'll use your severed thumb to give the sign...

[pookie18]

Bobsled bump thanks, TheOldLady!

[pookie18]

Bump thanks, Gritty!

[sunny48]

great toons pookie, thanks

[pookie18]

You're welcome, sunny48!