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There are no ugly women, just poor ones
http://www.daveweinbaum.com/No_Ugly_Women.html ^

Posted on 01/13/2010 7:14:01 AM PST by mike48

This photo below was taken at a competition in June 2008. The competition was between 9 women for best makeover.

They had every possible beauty treatment available to them over a period of 12 hours before the contest.

Look at the before and after photos. Conclusion - there are no ugly women only poor women.

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Unbelievable!
1 posted on 01/13/2010 7:14:01 AM PST by mike48
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To: mike48

Amazing what a bucket of spackle and a can of paint can do for the old barn!


2 posted on 01/13/2010 7:18:27 AM PST by enraged
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To: mike48

I call BS, these have good basic structure. No weight issues, no major problems. Average/poor look to great is easy. No Chin, Huge nose, bugeyes, overweight, that can’t be madeover in 12 hours.


3 posted on 01/13/2010 7:18:59 AM PST by King_Corey (www.kingcorey.com)
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To: mike48

There are ugly women, and there are unattractive women who just don’t take care of themselves very well. Seems like the women in the picture are in the latter category.

Unattractive can be fixed with time and effort (and maybe a bit of money) — ugly is likely forever.

SnakeDoc


4 posted on 01/13/2010 7:19:28 AM PST by SnakeDoctor (Life is tough; it's tougher if you're stupid. -- John Wayne)
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To: mike48

Actually, this is BS. These are the women from that Swan show from like 5 years ago. That’s where they gave ‘em all kinds of hardcore plastic surgery and stuff. But the sentiment is the same, money will get you that.


5 posted on 01/13/2010 7:21:59 AM PST by lado
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To: mike48

of course, a treadmill will tip the scale 5 pts almost everytime... just look at sarah jessica parker. all the treadmills & spackle, and that woman squeaks in at a 7.

6 posted on 01/13/2010 7:24:30 AM PST by sten
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To: SnakeDoctor

sometimes I fear in the same manner that in christ sin is temporary but stupidity is forever.


7 posted on 01/13/2010 7:24:47 AM PST by ckilmer (Phi)
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To: mike48

I believe that there is strong evidence of surgical enhancement.


8 posted on 01/13/2010 7:26:23 AM PST by Sopater (...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. - 2 COR 3:17b)
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To: sten

It looks like some heavy duty girdles are being used and if one of them pops hold on because there she blows!


9 posted on 01/13/2010 7:26:44 AM PST by Boardwalk
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To: SnakeDoctor

Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone


10 posted on 01/13/2010 7:26:47 AM PST by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: SnakeDoctor

Turning the light off fixes ugly every time.....


11 posted on 01/13/2010 7:26:47 AM PST by rightwingextremist1776
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To: rightwingextremist1776
Turning the light off fixes ugly every time.....

Ugly goes away when you shut off the lights. Fat stays with you.

12 posted on 01/13/2010 7:28:31 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: mike48

Non of these women are overweight. And a “make-over” last for how long? A few hours?


13 posted on 01/13/2010 7:29:16 AM PST by Clock King (There's no way to fix D.C.)
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To: Boardwalk

Nice wigs they all have on, too.


14 posted on 01/13/2010 7:30:44 AM PST by Humvee (Beliefs are more powerful than facts - Paulus Atreides)
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To: mike48

None of the “before” women were particularly ugly: they are merely plain and unremarkable.

Their “after” photos are nothing special: they’re still quite plain and only slightly “whored up”. Given a good wash and a bit of TLC.

There are some kinds of UGLY that no amount of whore-paint can fix: most of that kind of ugliness in in the soul, and it manifests itself externally as well.

We can all think of a few good examples of that, without posting any nasty photos onto the thread...


15 posted on 01/13/2010 7:32:17 AM PST by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: mike48

That first one on the left definately had a nose job.

How was that done in 12 hours?


16 posted on 01/13/2010 7:33:42 AM PST by JenB987
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To: mike48

Nope. Drag queens are too ugly.


17 posted on 01/13/2010 7:33:52 AM PST by fml
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To: King_Corey

HUGE NOSE definately can be taken care of.. have you ever seen Oprah without makup? Her makeup artist is a God, her nose is absolutely huge, but you wouldn’t know it after she’s made up.

Now yes, her nose is huge in the verticle sense, doesn’t stick out of her face 4 inches, that is a more difficult thing to deal with granted.


18 posted on 01/13/2010 7:34:04 AM PST by HamiltonJay
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To: King_Corey

HUGE NOSE definately can be taken care of.. have you ever seen Oprah without makup? Her makeup artist is a God, her nose is absolutely huge, but you wouldn’t know it after she’s made up.

Now yes, her nose is huge in the verticle sense, doesn’t stick out of her face 4 inches, that is a more difficult thing to deal with granted.


19 posted on 01/13/2010 7:34:09 AM PST by HamiltonJay
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To: al baby
They didn't take on any real challenges!
ML/NJ
20 posted on 01/13/2010 7:35:42 AM PST by ml/nj
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To: enraged

Yep - I can go from “Yikes” first thing in the morning to “Whoa” after 15 minutes at the make-up mirror...


21 posted on 01/13/2010 7:36:58 AM PST by mom4melody
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To: mike48

Well that’s swell. Now as soon as you make Helen Thomas look like Marilyn Monroe, I’ll buy your premise.


22 posted on 01/13/2010 7:38:27 AM PST by Oldpuppymax (AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
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To: mike48
On the flip side, this is a warning:

That woman who looks so good tonight may look like ten miles of bad road tomorrow.

Of course, the same is true for us guys, but I think to a lesser degree because women have more options for getting themselves fixed up.

23 posted on 01/13/2010 7:40:13 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: lado

I agree with you.....I’m 95% positive this is from The Swan, and the woman 3rd from the right was the winner. I saw her on Dr. Phil a year later, and her marriage was in trouble because her husband couldn’t handle her new attractiveness.


24 posted on 01/13/2010 7:41:09 AM PST by Badabing Badablonde (New to the internet? CLICK HERE)
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To: mike48

I can fix those women much cheaper. 2 six packs of beer and all of them are tens.


25 posted on 01/13/2010 7:42:10 AM PST by vetvetdoug (FUBO, a fashion statement for conservatives.)
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To: rightwingextremist1776

Never gotten far enough with an ugly broad to verify whether shutting the light off helps. I am blessed — my wife is way out of my league. Haha.

SnakeDoc


26 posted on 01/13/2010 7:42:44 AM PST by SnakeDoctor (Life is tough; it's tougher if you're stupid. -- John Wayne)
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To: mike48
Photobucket

Men on the internet judging women's looks....... Priceless.

27 posted on 01/13/2010 7:44:06 AM PST by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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To: dragonblustar

HILARIOUS!!!


28 posted on 01/13/2010 7:45:50 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: dragonblustar

29 posted on 01/13/2010 7:46:30 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: sten
You date the women at the bottom. Then you find that you spend most of your married life with the women at the top. Make sure you love WHO they are boys!
30 posted on 01/13/2010 7:47:09 AM PST by joethedrummer
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To: sten

The revised Merline Norman looks like Paula Jones.


31 posted on 01/13/2010 7:48:20 AM PST by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: sten

the one in red, Merline, looks like Paula Jones after her makeover.


32 posted on 01/13/2010 7:48:57 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: ml/nj
"Jim! I'm a make-up artist, not a miracle worker, dammit!"
33 posted on 01/13/2010 7:49:16 AM PST by joethedrummer
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To: mike48

Since when is Oprah Winfrey poor?
Joy Behar?
Helen Thomas?
Donna Shalala?
Paris Hilton?


34 posted on 01/13/2010 7:49:26 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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To: JenB987

The author of the article didn’t bother to do any basic research - this picture is from the TV show “The Swan” filmed several years ago, and many of these women had plastic surgery over a period of three months. There were also outcries at the time about how abusive the producers of the show were toward those women who didn’t want as much work done as they were forced to get.


35 posted on 01/13/2010 7:49:42 AM PST by Mr. Jeeves
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To: enraged

nothing will fix andrea mitchell.


36 posted on 01/13/2010 7:50:06 AM PST by gussiefinknottle (woof!woof!woof!)
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To: Phantom Lord

Hah! Beat ya by 37 seconds! :^D


37 posted on 01/13/2010 7:50:08 AM PST by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: sten

Yeah ... none of those women were fundamentally ugly to begin with — reasonably proportionate, no wierd features, etc. They were just extremely frumpy and poorly kept.

There isn’t enough glamourous wardrobe or spackle in this world to fix up Joy Behar or Rosie O’Donnell.

SnakeDoc


38 posted on 01/13/2010 7:50:48 AM PST by SnakeDoctor (Life is tough; it's tougher if you're stupid. -- John Wayne)
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To: mike48

“No woman is to blame for not being beautiful at sixteen, but she has only herself to blame if she is not beautiful at forty.” — Fra Lippo.


39 posted on 01/13/2010 7:54:09 AM PST by Styria
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To: sten

Where are the messy aprons and freshly prepared meals? Where are the clean homes and happy children? Trust Hollywood to completely miss what makes a wife attractive. I need a sequined wife in a wig like I need a kickstand on my car.


40 posted on 01/13/2010 7:55:32 AM PST by Anti-Utopian ("Come, let's away to prison; We two alone will sing like birds I' th' cage." -King Lear [V,iii,6-8])
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To: mike48
My dad always cautioned, "Be careful of the women who can leave their "beauty" on the pillowcase.

Of course, I never listened...Who hasn't said goodnight to Aphrodite only to wake to Medusa in the morning?

41 posted on 01/13/2010 7:55:52 AM PST by IrishPennant (If you can accept losing, you can't win. ~ Vince Lombardi)
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To: sten

I think Kelly, Cindy, Merlina and Cristina look fine in the before photos.


42 posted on 01/13/2010 7:55:55 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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To: sten

... Also... Belinda and Rachel seem to have lost a ton of weight, and Beth seems to have had a boob job. Only Sarina and Marnie really seem to have benefited from the makeover. I think the author simply equates plastic and rich with beautiful.


43 posted on 01/13/2010 7:58:12 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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To: rightwingextremist1776
Turning the light off fixes ugly every time.....

So does beer.

44 posted on 01/13/2010 7:59:43 AM PST by Don Carlos (I stood my watch. MSgt, USAF (Ret))
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To: enraged

hopefully they retain their sense of low self esteem.


45 posted on 01/13/2010 8:00:58 AM PST by RC one (WHAT!!!)
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To: mike48
Turned off graphics before reading this thread because I'm sure that Helen Thomas shows up somewhere in the first twenty posts.

I'll go look at the makeovers via your link.

46 posted on 01/13/2010 8:07:54 AM PST by Notary Sojac ("Goldman Sachs" is to "US economy" as "lamprey" is to "lake trout")
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To: Phantom Lord

I knew an old sailor who used to say, “ It is a good night to be on the lee side of a fat woman.” They also provide you with shade in the summer. So what is wrong with a fat woman?


47 posted on 01/13/2010 8:10:41 AM PST by Citizen Tom Paine
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To: Styria

Fra Lippo invented Lipposuction?

I’d say almost the opposite: At 16, few girls are ugly, unless they make themselves so by hating themselves or the world. It’s all about poise, confidence and attitude. When I went to my first pro-life march in my late twenties, I joked, “Wow... I wish I’d’ve come when I was in college,” because there were tens of thousands of 16-25-year-old women and not a one of them unattractive. On the other hand, the anti-war demonstrators and socialists, etc... yiiiish!

It didn’t have to do with personal beautification... the prolifers tended to look much more natural. Some small measure of that may have to do with the healthier environs of red states. Seriously, I think this is what it had to do with: The leftists saw their bodies as a canvass, and often the painter was expressing hatred and anger. The prolifers simply let God and nature make themselves beautiful.

Please note that this is extreme generalization, looking only at the politicized extremes of both groups. This is not at all to say that all blue-staters or all liberals are physically unattractive, or that all red-staters or conservatives are physically attractive.


48 posted on 01/13/2010 8:12:26 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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To: Clock King

Well, some happy husbands for a few hours, at least.


49 posted on 01/13/2010 8:13:15 AM PST by bolobaby
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To: joethedrummer

Also know who YOU are. Perhaps women going after “boys” instead of “men” is also part of the problem, but that problem is societal in nature.
Metro-sexual men finish last...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNEmxPTGo3M


50 posted on 01/13/2010 8:16:47 AM PST by Wildbill22
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