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Homeland Security Announces Major Arrest
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 30 January 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/30/2010 2:41:30 PM PST by John Semmens

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Nappertaliano announced that “our efforts against terror have taken a significant step forward with the arrest of James O’Keefe and his accomplices in Louisiana this past week.”

O’Keefe is the journalist who gained notoriety last September for exposing corruption in the offices of Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN). He and three associates were arrested in the Louisiana office of Senator Mary Landrieu (D-La) and accused of attempting to “bug” the Senator’s phone lines.

“Based on his past activities, it is clear that Mr. O’Keefe represents a real threat to the government of the United States,” Nappertaliano said. “His defamation of ACORN, an organization of crucial importance to the success of President Obama’s agenda and continuation in office, helped put him on our Department’s radar screen. Now that we actually have him in custody, I think we can all rest a lot easier.”

The Secretary gave a public demonstration of the reassuring comfort the arrest has provided as she was observed dozing in her seat at President Obama’s “State of the Union” speech on Wednesday.

(Excerpt) Read more at azconserv1.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: acorn; nipplitaliano; satire; terror

1 posted on 01/30/2010 2:41:31 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I’m afraid that Big Sis actually would believe this...


2 posted on 01/30/2010 2:43:13 PM PST by Pharmboy (The Stone Age did not end because they ran out of stones...)
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To: John Semmens

In three, two, one...


3 posted on 01/30/2010 2:43:48 PM PST by wastedyears (If I'm going out, I'm going out like Major Kong.)
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To: John Semmens

You forgot to mention he will be tried by a jury of illegal immigrants. ;O)


4 posted on 01/30/2010 2:48:37 PM PST by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! www.FairTaxNation.com)
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To: John Semmens

Later


5 posted on 01/30/2010 2:52:55 PM PST by Rapscallion (Get the UN out of the US now.)
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To: John Semmens
Is this one of those "If my dog looked like Janet Nappertaliano, I'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards" significant step forward kind of things?
6 posted on 01/30/2010 2:56:36 PM PST by bigheadfred (Be who you are and say what you feel: Those who mind don't matter.Those who matter don't mind.)
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To: John Semmens

LOL! Crazy Janet.


7 posted on 01/30/2010 3:08:38 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (If the CIA and NASA are going to "monitor climate change", why the hell do we need the EPA?)
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To: John Semmens; Velveeta; Rushmore Rocks; milford421

“His defamation of ACORN, an organization of crucial importance to the success of President Obama’s agenda and continuation in office, helped put him on our Department’s radar screen.<<<<

This is why he was arrested.


8 posted on 01/30/2010 4:51:38 PM PST by nw_arizona_granny ( garden/survival/cooking/storage- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2299939/posts?page=5555)
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To: John Semmens

Zzzzz...Zzzzz


9 posted on 01/30/2010 4:57:13 PM PST by McGruff (Love ya Sarah but I will support and contribute to JD Hayworth.)
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