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Election Tampering Allegations “Overblown” Says Gibbs
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 13 March 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/13/2010 5:52:01 PM PST by John Semmens

Representative Joe Sestak (D-Pa.) says that the Obama Administration offered him a “cushy job” if he would withdraw from challenging Senator Arlen Specter in the upcoming primary. Representative Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) said that such an offer violates a federal statute which makes it a crime for a government employee to use his authority for the purpose of interfering with, or affecting, the nomination or the election of any candidate.

Obama Press Secretary urged Representative Issa “not to get carried away. These kinds of deals are normal within the context of how this country is governed. The only abnormal thing is that Representative Sestak openly admitted receiving the offer. That is the big faux pas here. It will be up to the President and Speaker Pelosi (D-Calif.) to determine what disciplinary action will need to be taken against him.”

As to the illegality of the offer, Gibbs dared Representative Issa to make an issue of it. “Even if he thinks this is illegal, the President can’t be hauled into court over it unless he’s impeached and convicted first,” Gibbs reminded. “With Democrats in control in both the House and Senate, I think even the dimmest of Republicans has to realize that this isn’t going to happen. Shutting up is the smartest option for them right now.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: corruption; democrats; impeachment; satire

1 posted on 03/13/2010 5:52:01 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

For a moment I thought this was real. I was had. Good one.


2 posted on 03/13/2010 5:54:30 PM PST by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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The only abnormal thing is that Representative Sestak openly admitted receiving the offer. That is the big faux pas here. It will be up to the President and Speaker Pelosi (D-Calif.) to determine what disciplinary action will need to be taken against him.”

LOL don't give them any ideas.
3 posted on 03/13/2010 5:55:05 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: John Semmens

Well, there you go..........Sit down and shut up.


4 posted on 03/13/2010 5:55:07 PM PST by BARLF
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Shutting up is the smartest option for them right now.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Buahahahahahahahahaha! They do not want this to be a November election issue.

No SHUTTING UP ABOUT IT LIKE MCCAIN DID IS REALLY STUPID!

5 posted on 03/13/2010 5:56:37 PM PST by Candor7 (Now's the time to ante up against the Obama Fascist Junta ( member NRA))
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Shutting up is the smartest option for them right now.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Buahahahahahahahahaha! They do not want this to be a November election issue.

No SHUTTING UP ABOUT IT LIKE MCCAIN DID IS REALLY STUPID!

6 posted on 03/13/2010 5:56:38 PM PST by Candor7 (Now's the time to ante up against the Obama Fascist Junta ( member NRA))
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To: John Semmens

Satirical news?


7 posted on 03/13/2010 5:56:39 PM PST by Sequoyah101 (Half of the population is below average)
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“Even if he thinks this is illegal, the President can’t be hauled into court over it unless he’s impeached and convicted first,” Gibbs reminded.

Sounds like a dare.

“With Democrats in control in both the House and Senate, I think even the dimmest of Republicans has to realize that this isn’t going to happen.

Matter of time Gibbs, matter of time.

8 posted on 03/13/2010 5:58:04 PM PST by MAexile (Bats left, votes right)
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LOL! Gibbs is “overblown” too!


9 posted on 03/13/2010 5:59:48 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (A proud American-American since 1949.)
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To: John Semmens

BTTT


10 posted on 03/13/2010 6:00:08 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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“These kinds of deals are normal within the context of how this country is governed.”

Maybe that is why the USA has gone to Hell in a hand basket.

Between corrupt politicians, the influx of Mexicans, the exploding black population, and the Peter Principle, I do not see America recovering from its nosedive.


11 posted on 03/13/2010 6:00:30 PM PST by AlexW (Now in the Philippines . Happy not to be back in the USA for now.)
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Now, cut THAT out!


12 posted on 03/13/2010 6:01:36 PM PST by votemout
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damn near had me there, John. The little hairs on the back of my neck were starting to sprout.

good job!


13 posted on 03/13/2010 6:04:12 PM PST by digger48
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Just once I’d like to see the white house press “corpse” replaced with regular people asking questions they really want asked.


14 posted on 03/13/2010 6:06:06 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: John Semmens

So right on the mark. THAT is precisely how the Leftist dolts think. Good one John.


15 posted on 03/13/2010 6:32:29 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...Call 'em What you Will, They ALL have Fairies Living In Their Trees.)
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So, is Gibbs ultimately claiming that the White House, in no way, shape, or form, has attempted to “buy” or “bribe” votes from some Democrat members of the House and Senate....behind closed doors? Can we put him on record?


16 posted on 03/13/2010 6:32:49 PM PST by cranked
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You’re writing their script for them! LOL!


17 posted on 03/13/2010 6:43:42 PM PST by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! www.FairTaxNation.com)
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John, I have a suggestion for your next clever satire. I'll bet you never thought of it. Although it's really unbelievable, it is great, because it might catch people thinking it's real! Here it is:

What are Democratic leaders saying? “If you pass the Stupak amendment, more children will be born, and therefore it will cost us millions more. That’s one of the arguments I’ve been hearing,” Stupak says. “Money is their hang-up. Is this how we now value life in America? If money is the issue — come on, we can find room in the budget. This is life we’re talking about.”

Wait...this really is what the Democrat leaders ARE saying. Sorry.

18 posted on 03/13/2010 7:33:44 PM PST by Chaguito
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Every day someone posts a satirical news story that I fully read and believe. And only those who post “for a minute there I thought this was real” comments guide me to that fact. I’m not even kidding. I fully believed this story. January cannot come fast enough......


19 posted on 03/13/2010 7:58:14 PM PST by spiltmilk
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