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No Wrongdoing in Climategate Scandal Says Committee
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 3 April 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/04/2010 3:47:49 PM PDT by John Semmens

A House of Commons investigation into the bogus climate data put out by the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit (CRU) found the practices “well within the norms for university-based research.”

“Cooking the numbers in order to ensure continued grant funding is a common technique in the world of academia,” the House of Commons’ Science and Technology Committee report said. “To single out Professor Jones and his fellow climate researchers would impose a higher standard on them than is applied to others in the academic community.”

The report said “demands that government-funded scientists be immune to the temptations of greed and personal interest is naïve. In movies scientists may save the world. In reality, though, their looking out for ‘number one’ is what we should anticipate.”

(Excerpt) Read more at azconserv1.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Education; Humor; Science; Weather
KEYWORDS: academia; climate; data; satire

1 posted on 04/04/2010 3:47:50 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

So according to that committee lying and cheating is a normal thing in universities - Ok, I can see that ....


2 posted on 04/04/2010 3:50:42 PM PDT by SkyDancer (If someone calls me a racist I'll just tell them you're just saying that because I'm white ....)
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To: John Semmens
WOW! they actually admit it!

It's common and proper that they lie to us for more money and for control of the populace

3 posted on 04/04/2010 3:51:44 PM PDT by Cheapskate (Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
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To: Cheapskate

“Cooking the numbers in order to ensure continued grant funding is a common technique in the world of academia,” the House of Commons’ Science and Technology Committee report said. “To single out Professor Jones and his fellow climate researchers would impose a higher standard on them than is applied to others in the academic community.”

Oh my...I’m speechless in the USA...


4 posted on 04/04/2010 3:52:24 PM PDT by choctaw man (Good ole Andrew Jackson, or You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma...)
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To: John Semmens

ya got me at first


5 posted on 04/04/2010 3:52:57 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: choctaw man
Yup! Us "SMART" People have every right to lie to the peasents!

Now shut the hell up and put on this yoke!!!!

6 posted on 04/04/2010 3:54:30 PM PDT by Cheapskate (Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
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To: John Semmens
Someoe ping Drudge! This is going to be Tomorrow's NYT Headline!

Good one.


7 posted on 04/04/2010 3:55:40 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: darkwing104

Is this for real? What is the original source? I just can’t believe they would admit this.


8 posted on 04/04/2010 4:04:12 PM PDT by sueQ (SueQ)
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To: sueQ
Its the cleverest Satire on the net


9 posted on 04/04/2010 4:06:32 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: darkwing104

LOL,,people always fall for this stuff.


10 posted on 04/04/2010 4:37:47 PM PDT by cajungirl
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To: John Semmens

Excusing egregiously bad behavior, and rewarding that bad behavior with still more cash, is not the way to root out the problem.

The problem is, these “scientists” are blowing smoke, and accomplish no REAL study of what constitutes either “global warming” or “global cooling”.

And why is either instance “bad” for either the earth or humanity? The earth has gone through much longer cycles and restored itself to a semblance of ecological balance at each point in the cycle. The Lord in His wisdom endowed human beings (well, SOME of them, at least) with the capability for reasoning and adapting to changing conditions.

These “scientists” and their enablers, the remarkably uninquisitive members of Parliament, give charlatans a bad name.


11 posted on 04/04/2010 4:48:27 PM PDT by alloysteel (....the Kennedys can be regarded as dysfunctional. Even in death.)
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To: John Semmens

Did they review the computer programming that adjusted for inconvenient truth?

Nah! This seems to focus on only the e-mails.


12 posted on 04/04/2010 4:54:17 PM PDT by plangent
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To: John Semmens
Cooking the numbers in order to ensure continued grant funding is a common technique in the world of academia.

It's a good way to spend some quality time in the pokey if you are in the private economy.

13 posted on 04/04/2010 5:08:04 PM PDT by Spartan79
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To: John Semmens

This is Humor Right?


14 posted on 04/04/2010 5:35:10 PM PDT by J Edgar
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To: John Semmens
This is intended to be satire. However, the unfortunate part of it is that it's true. See my book, SCIENCE FUNDING: POLITICS AND PORKBARREL.
15 posted on 04/04/2010 6:04:51 PM PDT by JoeFromSidney
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To: John Semmens

Whatever furthers the agenda of the Statists is A-OK with the Statists.


16 posted on 04/04/2010 6:09:22 PM PDT by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Prepare for survival.)
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To: John Semmens

And, by the way, they are using a straw-man argument.

No one cares what they did for their “funding.”

What we care about is the draconian controls they are helping to institute that will oppress business and civil liberties.


17 posted on 04/04/2010 6:10:49 PM PDT by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Prepare for survival.)
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To: John Semmens

In effect, “Falsehood is honesty.” George Orwell is chuckling in heaven. Britain’s 1984 just arrived a few years late, that’s all.


18 posted on 04/04/2010 8:38:32 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: John Semmens; Amagi; Beowulf; Tunehead54; Clive; Fractal Trader; tubebender; marvlus; ...
 


Beam me to Planet Gore !

19 posted on 04/05/2010 2:44:25 AM PDT by steelyourfaith (Warmists as "traffic light" apocalyptics: "Greens too yellow to admit they're really Reds."-Monckton)
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