DUmmie FUnnies 05-07-10 (Pitt gets a JOB! As a BOUNCER!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 7, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[investigateworld]

WokeUpTwoDogs,OneCat while LOL!!!!

This is a classic Charles!

[Ramius]

I can’t imagine WR Pitt being any sort of intimidating bouncer. I guess in San Fran the physical requirements for a bouncer are... shall we say... less needful.

Where I come from, and the bars I hang out in... the bouncer needs to be biggest, meanest SOB in the county.

[Army Air Corps]

I find it disingenuous and tiresome, however, when a college-educated bestselling author picks up a job among the "little people" and then reports back what he's heard and speaks on their behalf.

Darby O'Pitt and the Little People.

[Ramius]

Or to quote Roadhouse:

“I thought you’d be bigger.”

“Yeah, I hear that a lot.”

[The KG9 Kid]

Bouncing can be a dangerous job. 'Doorman' is what the job is known as.

I wouldn't willingly confront inebriates at watering holes anywhere, much less a major metro area.

This shouldn't last long.

[Army Air Corps]

A bouncer where? a health food store? liberals aren’t tough, no way could they break up a fight, and BTW aren’t liberals supposed to love everyone? how right is it that they throw someone out of a bar? afterall that person fighting might of had a miserable childhood and a hard life.

Hey, don't sell Pitt short. Sometimes, there can be a full-on hissy fit of a slap fight at the wine bar and such a confrontation demands the services of a delusional hack writer.

[mikrofon]

The gig also involved hauling out garbage, sweeping up cigarette butts, dumping beer swill buckets, polishing tables and dragging dripping boxes of empty beer bottles out behind the building at the end of the night

As opposed to writing garbage, sucking at cigarette butts, swilling beer in buckets, polishing a bald pate and dragging fellow drips into empty discussions all night...

[mojitojoe]

LOL!!! What maroons they are. Nice job.

[Charles Henrickson]

I can’t imagine WR Pitt being any sort of intimidating bouncer.

You don't find the Mr. Clean (dressed in black) look intimidating?

Imagine running into THIS outside a bar:

As Count Floyd would say, "Ooh, that's scary!"

[Charles Henrickson]

I guess in San Fran the physical requirements for a bouncer are... shall we say... less needful.

Mother Pitt's Bouncing Baby Boy is located in Boston, not San Fran. That picture of him by the Golden Gate Bridge was from a trip out there, with Poop-Pated Pitt photoshopped in where his girlfriend was.

[Roscoe Karns]

[rdl6989]

Pitt is just so annoying, he’s “pitt-i-ful”. Who in their right minds would let that lush work for a bar?

[Charles Henrickson]

[Charles Henrickson]

[investigateworld]

LOL !!! I suspect this is going to be a FR Classic a la Sporkweasel

[Ballygrl]

ROTFLMAO!

[Busta Rhymes]

Imagine that. Wee Willy slumming. Raven must be so ashamed. Her boy having to do physical labor and mingle with the working class. The horror of it all ! He was destined for much greater things !

What I find hilarious, besides the pictures posted here, is the fact that not only does he pretend to like his new job but he pretends he’s made friends with the patrons. We all know Willie is a snob.

Anybody live near that bar ? Get a pic of him outside so we can see how friendly he really is.

[Rainbow Rising]

I've cleaned septic tanks, served ice cream. . . .

Not at the same time, I hope!

[lonevoice]

That is hysterically funny!

[Pinkbell]

LOL!