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Mexican President Wants US to Open Border
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 22 May 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/23/2010 4:19:59 PM PDT by John Semmens

In his speech before a joint session of the Congress, Mexican President Felipe Calderón urged US lawmakers to “ease the migration of people desperately seeking relief from the Hell-hole my country has become.”

According to Calderón, “in addition to being a beacon of opportunity, entry into the United States is a vital escape route for people fleeing the murderous gangs that rule many areas of Mexico. Blocking this route and sending those who have used it back condemns these escapees to almost certain harm. Common decency requires that they be given sanctuary and sustenance in your country.”

In support of his plea, Calderón admitted that “an estimated 23,000 persons have been murdered by these gangs since I became president. If the border had been open, many of these lives could’ve been saved.”

While conceding that he is unable to maintain law and order along the US-Mexican border, Calderón laid the bulk of the blame on the United States for being “an attractive nuisance. Even at your minimum wage an immigrant from my country can earn many times what he can if he stays home. If he is unable or unwilling to work you offer generous welfare assistance. You educate his children. You tend to his health. Can you blame these people for choosing as they do?”

Democratic members of Congress gave Calderón a standing ovation at the conclusion of his speech. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) praised his remarks saying “the case for immigration reform is irrefutable. It will save lives. It will ensure that the jobs Americans won’t do will get done. It’s time we pass it.”

In related news, the president of the Mexican senate, Carlos Navarrete Ruiz, urged Hispanic voters in the US to “deliver a triumphant victory to the Democratic party in the upcoming election. This is the surest path toward an immigration reform that will both open the border in the future and grant amnesty and voting rights to those who were forced to enter illegally under the oppressive restrictions currently in place.”

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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2010/05/22/democrat-says-republicans-unfit-to-rule-america/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Travel
KEYWORDS: aliens; border; crime; mexico; satire

1 posted on 05/23/2010 4:19:59 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

May I be the first to tell the Mixican Pres. to go “F” him self!


2 posted on 05/23/2010 4:21:23 PM PDT by WellyP
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To: John Semmens

As does the US president.

Obama has instructed ICE to no longer investigate any suspected illegals which LEOs make them aware of.

We are in a state of anarchy.


3 posted on 05/23/2010 4:22:01 PM PDT by NoLibZone (Liberals are right. The AZ situation is like Nazi Germany. Mexico is Germany and Arizona is Poland)
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To: John Semmens

People who don’t see the “satire” tag in 3...2...1...


4 posted on 05/23/2010 4:22:13 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The frog who accepts a ride from a scorpion should expect a sting and the phrase "it is my nature.")
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To: John Semmens

The truth is that Mexico NEEDS the US to be a pressure relief valve for his corrupt sh#thole country.


5 posted on 05/23/2010 4:22:45 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (The US will not die with a whimper. It will die with thundering applause from the left.)
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To: John Semmens

“The last one out, turn out the light!” - Mexican President Felipe Calderón


6 posted on 05/23/2010 4:23:59 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Kiss my AZ!!!)
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To: 1_Inch_Group; 2sheep; 2Trievers; 3AngelaD; 3pools; 3rdcanyon; 4Freedom; 4ourprogeny; 7.62 x 51mm; ..

Semi-Satire Ping!

Good job, John.

I’m going to go mow my own yard, now.

BBL.


7 posted on 05/23/2010 4:24:31 PM PDT by HiJinx (~ Illegal is a Crime, it is not a Race ~)
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To: John Semmens

Good one again John.


8 posted on 05/23/2010 4:25:17 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (The Left draws criminals as excrement draws flies. The Left IS a criminal organization.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

He wants it open we want it closed, if its our country we should win..


9 posted on 05/23/2010 4:30:08 PM PDT by aeonspromise
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To: John Semmens
No! Good in any language.

How about "Chupa me pi...." never mind.

10 posted on 05/23/2010 4:33:38 PM PDT by ThunderSleeps (obama out now! I'll keep my money, my guns, and my freedom - you can keep the change.)
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To: John Semmens
"Mexican President Wants US to Open Border"

Too bad what the "Mexican President" or any other President (including the U.S. President) "wants."

U.S. laws state NO and the U.S. need not worry about what any nation "thinks" or "wants" from America!

I "want Mexico to be more democratic and welcoming of it's own citizens" and not demand that they invade the U.S., work illegally or commit crimes in order to send money to support the Mexican government, while we look the other way (or as in the case of Bush, Obama, ICE or State Department - refuse to obey U.S. LAWS!)

If Obama, "Big Sis" or any other person in charge of enforcing U.S. law mistakenly think that Americans are going to turn away from this over-sized elephant infecting all of the U.S. and go along with "comprehensive immigration legislation," they'd best be deciding what to do with the rest of their lives (maybe moving to Mexico and take their "Amnesty" with them.

Americans have gone to far to go back to the old "DC shuffle" and pull the wool over the eyes of American Taxpayers anymore!

Won't happen - no now, now ever again, beginning with companies whose phone lines begin with "to listen to this message in English, push.... for Spanish, push....."

Think again about having Mexican food products to sell to me in the grocery store, where eating them give all sorts of disease, and to Home Depot in my area, about announcing "special" in Spanish instead of English (to my state, I'm going to be sitting inside my local driver's license bureau for any more "suspicious looking" people with one Social Security card passing back and forth or coming in groups with one translator to get fraudulent driver's licenses and signing up to get social services, to vote, etc.)

11 posted on 05/23/2010 4:37:49 PM PDT by zerosix (Native Sunflower)
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To: John Semmens

Not my job to take care of the people of Mexico. If the Mexican regime was doing its job, Mexican people wouldnot want to leave. I would like to see a cap on the border just to see how the Mexican people become responsible for their country’s future and fights back.


12 posted on 05/23/2010 4:42:58 PM PDT by Chickensoup ("A corrupt society has many laws" - Tacitus)
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To: John Semmens

Sorry, John. This is NOT satire.


13 posted on 05/23/2010 4:51:30 PM PDT by raybbr (Someone who invades another country is NOT an immigrant - illegal or otherwise.)
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To: ThunderSleeps
How about "Chupa me pi...." never mind.

Now don't got tempting zero.......He swallows
14 posted on 05/23/2010 4:53:45 PM PDT by jrg
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To: John Semmens
I wish this was a joke.


15 posted on 05/23/2010 4:56:12 PM PDT by Travis McGee (---www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com---)
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To: freedumb2003

You were two (2) posters too late.


16 posted on 05/23/2010 4:57:08 PM PDT by Former War Criminal (My senior Senator (who served in Vietnam) said so.)
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To: Former War Criminal

>>You were two (2) posters too late.<<

Oh well — PSA’s are hard to time... :)


17 posted on 05/23/2010 5:00:58 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The frog who accepts a ride from a scorpion should expect a sting and the phrase "it is my nature.")
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To: John Semmens

and may I second your motion....screw yourself...


18 posted on 05/23/2010 5:00:58 PM PDT by The Wizard (Madam President is my President now and in the future)
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To: John Semmens

OMG.......outstanding channeling of calderon!


19 posted on 05/23/2010 5:03:58 PM PDT by tioga (Remember in November.)
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This is the surest path toward an immigration reform that will both open the border in the future

Open the border AND their prisons like ie Cuba

20 posted on 05/23/2010 6:51:33 PM PDT by Bad~Rodeo (To join contact: info@BoycottMexicoNow.com)
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