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Asses Barry Kicked
The Looking Spoon ^ | 6-8-2010 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 06/08/2010 9:33:10 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

A fun trend on Twitter called #AssesBarryKicked has been making the rounds, here's a partial and evolving list (a mix of humor and serious):

My List

Hope
American Medicine
The Dem Majority
Media whores
Clean oceans
Golf tees
Capitalism
Government Motors
Presidential decorum
Glistening presidential pecs
Respect for Supreme Court
National Security
Accepting fault (Bush's fault)
His daughters at Stratego
America's backbone
Martha Coakley’s Senate Campaign
Staying classy
Jihad (the word, not the ideology)
Tax cuts
Leadership
The Olympics in Chicago
Memorized speeches
The dollar
Jimmy Carter's legacy

My favorites from Twitter:

NASA
The salute
37 bowling pins
“The fools who voted for him”
Employment
Marine “Corpse” men
Mom Jeans
The idea that experience doesn't matter
Israel
Jon Corzine's gubernatorial campaign
Democrats on November 2, 2010
America's 57 States

What did I miss?


The Looking Spoon is a conservative humor/satire/art/commentary blog, visit www.thelookingspoon.com to see more posts and art


TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: asses; kick; obama

1 posted on 06/08/2010 9:33:10 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Truth, honor and the American citizens.


2 posted on 06/08/2010 9:34:22 PM PDT by highlander_UW (Education is too important to leave in the hands of the government.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Hillary’s


3 posted on 06/08/2010 9:35:49 PM PDT by Talisker (When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Hmmm. I was expecting a blank page.


4 posted on 06/08/2010 9:42:39 PM PDT by SoCalConstitutionalist
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To: The Looking Spoon

His own.


5 posted on 06/08/2010 9:48:38 PM PDT by my small voice (A biased media and an uneducated public is the biggest threat to our democracy)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Gordon Brown


6 posted on 06/08/2010 9:54:03 PM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: The Looking Spoon
ASSES BARRY KISSED:

The Saudi King

Kim Jong-Il

AFL-CIO

Nancy Pelosi

Harry Reid

Cass Sunstein

William Ayers

Jeremiah "God D@mn America" Wright

George Soros

Karl Marx

Mohammed

...

7 posted on 06/08/2010 10:00:21 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

The F-22 funding.


8 posted on 06/08/2010 10:01:31 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (*)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Good list. He definitely kicked Hope’s ass. Other asses Zero has kicked:

The Constitution
National Security
our economy
our Allies
America’s future generations
Winston Churchill’s bust
protocol
tradition
history


9 posted on 06/08/2010 10:02:23 PM PDT by drierice
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To: The Looking Spoon
Hey, guy, don't forget all the REAL hardball, dynamite fastballs that ODildo threw right past everyone...even if they didn't make it quite to the plate.

And, could you ever forget his hard-turning, driving bowling shot? Never mind that it found the gutter more than not, it was an AWESOME ball to throw. Dick Weber -- aside from actually knocking down pins and missing the gutter (er, pardon me, 'the channel') for 40-odd years, could hardly have done better.

And if the little faggy creepazoid who infests the White House ever fancies a game of table tennis, or chess, or bridge, I'd be just sunshine-bust-my-buttons happy to kick his slimy little arse right back to Kenya.

Sadly, our 'President' hasn't quite the guts for any such challenge. Perhaps he can enter a turd-throwing contest, given that he has the advantage that his shjt don't stink?

Well, just a thought.

10 posted on 06/08/2010 10:10:03 PM PDT by SAJ (Zerobama? A phony and a prick, ergo a dildo.)
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Israel


11 posted on 06/08/2010 11:06:39 PM PDT by blasater1960 ( Dt 30, Ps 111, The Torah is perfect, attainable, now and forever)
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To: The Looking Spoon

His typical white grandmother.


12 posted on 06/08/2010 11:09:45 PM PDT by BIGLOOK (Keelhaul Congress!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


13 posted on 06/09/2010 3:58:25 AM PDT by ballplayer
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To: The Looking Spoon

IMHO, Barry has performed on good service to the nation, namely exposing the numbers of American people who lack an intuitive understanding of Constitutional patriotism by manifesting those who support him.


14 posted on 06/09/2010 4:03:44 AM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
BP's New Toy


15 posted on 06/09/2010 4:04:37 AM PDT by Oceander (The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance -- Thos. Jefferson)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Obama makes American exceptionalism look like a BAD thing.


16 posted on 06/09/2010 5:26:08 AM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: SoCalConstitutionalist

This page would only be blank if I were talking about asses he SHOULD AND DID kick.

;-)


17 posted on 06/10/2010 7:38:13 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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