Barbara Boxer: these breasts are not natural

Big Bureaucracy ^ | June 14th, 2010 | Ellie Velinska

[Big Bureaucracy]

Democratic Senator Barbara Boxer is on a quest against misleading labeling. I am not talking about her Republican rival in the California election Carly Fiorina labeling Boxer’s hair “Sooo yesterday” . I am talking about labeling the breasts and other chicken parts by the manufacturers as “Natural”. The truth for the consumers is that those breasts and thighs in the grocery meat fridge might not be all bird. They are plumped! Pumped up!

Procedures include injecting the breasts with up to 15 percent water, salt and elements of seaweed. It is all legal and the processors insist that it makes the meat taste better.

Since labeling is important for Sen. Boxer – let’s see how her own label in politics looks like and how is this working for her:

Boxer is the woman who overturned 30 years of protection against federal funding for abortion laws. She led the pro-abortion coalition that prevented the passing of the Stupak amendment in the Senate version of the ObamaCare that ultimately became law. Later Bart Stupak caved during the House vote and supported the Boxer language that gives just enough wiggle room in the law to make possible your tax-payer dollars to go for somebody’s elective abortion.

The re-election of Barbara Boxer is a national issue. She can be labeled correctly as a “pro-abortion activist”.

Is this a ‘Natural’ label for a US Senator or not? The voters will decide in November.

[Frenchtown Dan]

Her parents should have aborted her.
Evil bitch.

[Tzimisce]

That's SENATOR Boxer, you white racist, sexist, homophobic bigot! She worked really hard for that title!

[dangus]

HHOK!

[muawiyah]

And fur shur, I’ve heard from many guys “her breasts are not natural”.

[relictele]

Boxer, on the other hand, has been verified as 100% boob.

[Doogle]

...either is her face

[Pan_Yan]

[Nervous Tick]

>> That’s SENATOR Boxer, you white racist, sexist, homophobic bigot!

Come November 3rd, that SENATOR title is going to be “sooooo yesterday”.

[a fool in paradise]

< /seinfeld >

[Big Bureaucracy]

LOL - she is certifiable - that is for sure.

[Thurston_Howell_III]

I’m a fan of KFC, all the juicy thighs and tender young breasts a man could ask for. Long live KFC!

[NeoCaveman]

They are real, and they are fantastic.

[FrankR]

Since KFC changed their cooking oil, it sucks. The "original recipe" is now "crunchy" and the "crunchy" is now inedible.

I will never eat there again, and I've been eating there since the 70's.

[FrankR]

We see what you're trying to say, however, Sarah Palin is under a microscope 24X7 and has been since '08. She even has a next door stalker living in Alaska to monitor her every move.

Now I would think in the past year or so if she had taken time to have "breast augmentation", there is no way the liberal press (aka obama's stenographers) would have been all over it, and it would have been everywhere on network news...they would have been camped out at the hospital, know all the doctors involved, time of surgery, etc.

If you go find that cover of Vogue she was on way back when, you'll see they are the same.

Palin haters everywhere, and not a one can think.

[Scythian]

I will never eat there again, and I've been eating there since the 70's.

Well, try to look at it on the postive side, you probably added a decade onto your life, however, a decade without the original recipe might not be so great, gotta admit, the stuff was GOOD !

[FrankR]

Well, it isn't only the chicken, the place is being manned by idiots who could screw up an order for a chicken leg and a biscuit.

But the "new" orginal recipe should go the way of the "new coke".

Another example of the unintended consequences of liberal, nanny state policies.

[MtnMan101]

[xrmusn]

Uh...I (think) I agree with you.
I tuned into this channel expecting to see where idiot Boxer weighed in on Mrs. Palin’s supposed boob job.

I had a cute comment all ready such as ‘IT TAKES A BOOB TO RECOGNIZE A FAKE (OR UNNATURAL) BREAST.

My face-to-face encounter with a real live BOOB was a few years back when I had to go to DNC to pick up something going to the D that was running for Mayor in Philadelphia.
First thing I did when going into the building-after being told I would have to wait- was ask them to put on Rush Limbaugh show....the tension started to grow and this very small person (I would say midget but....) came up to me, saw my hat and asked if that is where I lived (my hat ‘said’ USS Terrell County (LST-1157), with a picture of the ship) I just looked at her in amazement and said no, it is the name of a ship I served on in the Navy- while snidely reminding her that USN was a big part of her state.
Needless to say, Rush did NOT go on the radio, I charged them for the waiting time and think I even delivered the piece on time.... If I do recall, they requested I no longer be sent to DNC HQ....petty petty....

[y6162]

Boxer has not aged well. She’s a gargoyle.

Waxen faced Pelosi’s work was better done.

Both are batshit powermad crazy though.