Skip to comments.NASA Unveils New Plan for Muslims in Outer Space
Posted on 07/07/2010 6:31:53 AM PDT by IbJensen
Barack H. Obama 666 Pennsylvania Ave Washington, DC 20006
I cannot tell you how much we appreciate your budget cuts, your cancellation of the space shuttle and any replacement launch vehicle for it, forcing us to rely on Russian Soyuz ships and their space program, which cant even seem to dock with the ISS Space Station.
Your wise decision in this regard, as well as your cancellation of any return trip to the moon, has caused us to reevaluate many of our programs, including the search for intelligent life on earth. We understand of course that space exploration must take a backseat to more important matters, such as bailing out the car companies and banks who contributed to your campaign. And of course the White House entertainment budget. Your historic actions since taking office have truly challenged us as an agency. We can only hope to one day be able to return the favor.
After carefully reviewing your new priority for NASA, to reach out to Muslims and make them feel good about their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering, which consisted mainly of ripping off Greek and Indian science, and passing it off as their own, we have developed a comprehensive plan for utilizing the talents and abilities of Muslims to further the goals of this nations goals space program, which you so articulately described as That Outer Spacey Thing.
P.S. We havent figured out how to incorporate Muslims into this one yet, but maybe well order spicy goat curry takeout before we do it. Or well send that CD back to September 10th, 2001 instead, along with a Post It note reading, Were From the Future. Dont vote for that jackass. And dont let any Muslims board planes.
Charles S. Griffith
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Watch the oil spill. Don't watch what this gaggle of imbecilic marxists are doing in your White House.
YES!!!! NASA’s next launch vehicle witll be a flying carpet!!! Aladdin 1.
...and Charles Bolden said we can’t get back to the Moon now without help.
Neither the marxists nor the jihadis have any sense of humor and will not be amused by this post.
Can we send all the muslims to outer space????
All of them ?
How does one face east to pray when one is orbiting at 17,500 mph?
Leave it to this nation to screw up even NASA.
If conservatives don’t take back Congress in November, I don’t know how I’m going to survive here till 2012.
If you thought 20,000 gallons of jet fuel on girder steel was impressive, you hanvn’t seen nothin yet.
Can we nominate Obama as the first Martian Ambassador (or is that the first Ambassador to Mars)?
Pigs In Spaaaaace!
CAN we send them ALL????
I heard that the first group of Muslim astronauts was quite concerned after being told that their mission would be to land on the sun. They were reasured and persuaded, however, after being told that they would land at night.
Well, if Mr. Bolden means manned missions, then we will not even get out of the atmosphere on our own after the last Shuttle mission goes up this fall, much less all the way to the Moon.
"...a shrieking camel flying through the sky." What a hoot!
(The author of the article had better sign up for the Witness Protection plan quick...he/she is probably Public Enemy Number One on the mooslim's hit list now.)
There is great opportunity for sarcasm here. Random thoughts.
Celebrating arrival in space by going outside and firing their AK-47.
Mullahs in space vs. Muppet Pigs in space.
A fatwa prohibiting women from going to space. Or requiring them to wear a pressurized burqa, as spacesuits are “too revealing”. The big, black ball over there is one of the wives.
Putting locks on airlocks because every time the Muslims fly over Israel they want to open the door and throw things at it. Or suicide jump with arms full of high explosives.
The camel spacesuit.
What happens to a heavy beard with a spark in an oxygen environment. Foomph!
Magnetic head belts, so that when praying to Mecca by banging their head against a bulkhead, their head will stick, so they won’t bounce away.
Wanting to land the Space Shuttle in the Sears Tower in Chicago.
Ha! Very good.
For some reason, I keep thinking of this.
You beat me to it. It’s a natural thought, and could make NASA mean something again.
Indeed. This is stuck in my head too. Except, I realized Muslims in space is more like anti-pigs in space than pigs in space. But now we have a real problem. Pigs in space and anti-pigs in space at the same time. But this could be real trouble, I tell myself. But wait! Trouble in space is a good thing! After all, that's what "Star Wars" was all about. So, we have the basis here for a new Space Wars series: "Porkitar!". It's set thousands of years in the future, where pigs have evolved into sentient beings and are being persecuted in a genocidal cleansing jihadic fashion by evil Islamic space warriors (that used to be really good in math and science thousands of years ago) intent upon destroying the planet inhabited by these cute, peaceable vegetarian goodniks who gather about the sacred acorn tree ...
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