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NASA Unveils New Plan for Muslims in Outer Space
Canada Free Press ^ | 7/7/2010 | Daniel Greenfield

Posted on 07/07/2010 6:31:53 AM PDT by IbJensen

Barack H. Obama 666 Pennsylvania Ave Washington, DC 20006

Dear Sir,

I cannot tell you how much we appreciate your budget cuts, your cancellation of the space shuttle and any replacement launch vehicle for it, forcing us to rely on Russian Soyuz ships and their space program, which can’t even seem to dock with the ISS Space Station.

Your wise decision in this regard, as well as your cancellation of any return trip to the moon, has caused us to reevaluate many of our programs, including the search for intelligent life on earth. We understand of course that space exploration must take a backseat to more important matters, such as bailing out the car companies and banks who contributed to your campaign. And of course the White House entertainment budget. Your historic actions since taking office have truly challenged us as an agency. We can only hope to one day be able to return the favor.

After carefully reviewing your new priority for NASA, to reach out to Muslims and make them feel good about “their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering”, which consisted mainly of ripping off Greek and Indian science, and passing it off as their own, we have developed a comprehensive plan for utilizing the talents and abilities of Muslims to further the goals of this nation’s goals space program, which you so articulately described as “That Outer Spacey Thing”.

-snip-

P.S. We haven’t figured out how to incorporate Muslims into this one yet, but maybe we’ll order spicy goat curry takeout before we do it. Or we’ll send that CD back to September 10th, 2001 instead, along with a Post It note reading, “We’re From the Future. Don’t vote for that jackass. And don’t let any Muslims board planes.”

Sincerely Yours

Charles S. Griffith

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KEYWORDS: evilregime; muslimpresident; nasa
Just another hole in the Ship of State!

Watch the oil spill. Don't watch what this gaggle of imbecilic marxists are doing in your White House.

1 posted on 07/07/2010 6:31:56 AM PDT by IbJensen
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To: IbJensen

YES!!!! NASA’s next launch vehicle witll be a flying carpet!!! Aladdin 1.


2 posted on 07/07/2010 6:35:01 AM PDT by SueRae (I can see November from my HOUSE!)
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To: IbJensen

...and Charles Bolden said we can’t get back to the Moon now without help.


3 posted on 07/07/2010 6:36:31 AM PDT by screaming eagle2 (no matter what you call it...a pre-owned vehicle IS STILL A USED CAR!)
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To: IbJensen

Neither the marxists nor the jihadis have any sense of humor and will not be amused by this post.


4 posted on 07/07/2010 6:36:38 AM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged (leftism: uncurable mental detioration)
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To: IbJensen
NASA Unveils New Plan for Muslims in Outer Space

Can we send all the muslims to outer space????

5 posted on 07/07/2010 6:38:22 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: IbJensen

All of them ?


6 posted on 07/07/2010 6:39:32 AM PDT by SJSAMPLE
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To: IbJensen

How does one face east to pray when one is orbiting at 17,500 mph?


7 posted on 07/07/2010 6:40:09 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: IbJensen

Leave it to this nation to screw up even NASA.

If conservatives don’t take back Congress in November, I don’t know how I’m going to survive here till 2012.


8 posted on 07/07/2010 6:40:38 AM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: IbJensen

Need
Another
Seven
Astronauts

If you thought 20,000 gallons of jet fuel on girder steel was impressive, you hanvn’t seen nothin yet.


9 posted on 07/07/2010 6:41:20 AM PDT by Skared2deth
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To: IbJensen

Can we nominate Obama as the first Martian Ambassador (or is that the first Ambassador to Mars)?


10 posted on 07/07/2010 6:41:57 AM PDT by Truth29
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To: All

Pigs In Spaaaaace!


11 posted on 07/07/2010 6:42:03 AM PDT by Maverick68
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To: IbJensen
Some good artistic renderings on this at Michelle Malkin's website.
12 posted on 07/07/2010 6:43:53 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: SueRae

CAN we send them ALL????


13 posted on 07/07/2010 6:45:01 AM PDT by gwilhelm56 (The one thing we learn from history is .. People REFUSE to Learn from History!!)
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To: IbJensen

NASAToy


14 posted on 07/07/2010 6:45:29 AM PDT by FrankR ( If we don't stand up to tyranny, the tyrants win, and we're enslaved.)
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To: All

I heard that the first group of Muslim astronauts was quite concerned after being told that their mission would be to land on the sun. They were reasured and persuaded, however, after being told that they would land at night.


15 posted on 07/07/2010 6:45:55 AM PDT by sand lake bar
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To: IbJensen

Nice!


16 posted on 07/07/2010 6:46:04 AM PDT by James C. Bennett
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To: screaming eagle2
...and Charles Bolden said we can’t get back to the Moon now without help.

Well, if Mr. Bolden means manned missions, then we will not even get out of the atmosphere on our own after the last Shuttle mission goes up this fall, much less all the way to the Moon.

17 posted on 07/07/2010 6:47:22 AM PDT by snowsislander (In this election year, please ask your candidates if they support repeal of the 1968 GCA.)
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To: IbJensen
Absolutely hilarious article! I hope Ears reads it.

"...a shrieking camel flying through the sky." What a hoot!

(The author of the article had better sign up for the Witness Protection plan quick...he/she is probably Public Enemy Number One on the mooslim's hit list now.)

18 posted on 07/07/2010 6:47:41 AM PDT by moovova
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To: IbJensen

There is great opportunity for sarcasm here. Random thoughts.

Celebrating arrival in space by going outside and firing their AK-47.

Mullahs in space vs. Muppet Pigs in space.

A fatwa prohibiting women from going to space. Or requiring them to wear a pressurized burqa, as spacesuits are “too revealing”. The big, black ball over there is one of the wives.

Putting locks on airlocks because every time the Muslims fly over Israel they want to open the door and throw things at it. Or suicide jump with arms full of high explosives.

The camel spacesuit.

What happens to a heavy beard with a spark in an oxygen environment. Foomph!

Magnetic head belts, so that when praying to Mecca by banging their head against a bulkhead, their head will stick, so they won’t bounce away.

Wanting to land the Space Shuttle in the Sears Tower in Chicago.


19 posted on 07/07/2010 6:49:32 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: SueRae

20 posted on 07/07/2010 6:54:57 AM PDT by februus
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To: februus

Ha! Very good.


21 posted on 07/07/2010 6:57:24 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: februus

For some reason, I keep thinking of this.

22 posted on 07/07/2010 6:57:40 AM PDT by Ingtar (If he could have taxed it, Obama's hole would have been plugged by now.)
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To: martin_fierro
You are supposed to face Mecca when praying. It would be child's play (relatively) to make a gyro stabilized platform that pointed continually in the direction of Mecca. Of course, on earth, Musselmen face Mecca along a more or less great circle route. One would have to devise a definition of the direction to Mecca, great circle to the latitude and longitude at one's altitude or direct line of sight through the earth? Or what have you? Let the mullahs decree! Of course I see herein the seeds of another schism in the Great Faith.
23 posted on 07/07/2010 7:12:47 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The naked casuistry of the high priests of Warmism would make a Jesuit blush.)
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To: IbJensen
I would support research in human cannon ball, would it be possible to hit the moon with a Muslim.
24 posted on 07/07/2010 7:17:33 AM PDT by org.whodat
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To: Rummyfan

You beat me to it. It’s a natural thought, and could make NASA mean something again.


25 posted on 07/07/2010 7:17:52 AM PDT by John Valentine
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To: IbJensen
If muslims do go into space, running into these will ruin their entire day!


26 posted on 07/07/2010 7:19:19 AM PDT by ScottinVA (The West needs to act NOW to aggressively treat its metastasizing islaminoma!)
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To: IbJensen

Sharia Trek


27 posted on 07/07/2010 7:44:03 AM PDT by Dr. Thorne (Buy Gold and Guns Now!)
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To: Maverick68
Pigs In Spaaaaace!

Indeed. This is stuck in my head too. Except, I realized Muslims in space is more like anti-pigs in space than pigs in space. But now we have a real problem. Pigs in space and anti-pigs in space at the same time. But this could be real trouble, I tell myself. But wait! Trouble in space is a good thing! After all, that's what "Star Wars" was all about. So, we have the basis here for a new Space Wars series: "Porkitar!". It's set thousands of years in the future, where pigs have evolved into sentient beings and are being persecuted in a genocidal cleansing jihadic fashion by evil Islamic space warriors (that used to be really good in math and science thousands of years ago) intent upon destroying the planet inhabited by these cute, peaceable vegetarian goodniks who gather about the sacred acorn tree ...

28 posted on 07/07/2010 9:04:47 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Made from the Right Stuff!)
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