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Obama Appointee Eager to Cut into Nation’s Medical Expenses (Supposed to be satire)
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 17 July 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/19/2010 10:49:35 AM PDT by John Semmens

Donald Berwick, President Obama’s recess appointee to head up the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, says he is “itching to take an axe to the nation’s medical bill.”

“The fact is, an inordinately large share of the cost of health care goes to treat a small percentage of the population,” Berwick pointed out. “Surgery, chemo, MRIs aren’t necessary for the vast majority of our health needs. If we can nip off the tail of the bell curve that requires them we’d save a bundle.”

“Bumps, bruises, and sniffles are, by far, the most common ailments for the vast majority of the population,” Berwick went on. “Yet many are denied the most basic of treatments for these ailments because they are uninsured. Sacrificing high-cost therapies for the few in order to serve the many promotes a broader, more egalitarian collective well-being for the whole country.”

Berwick said a target of 8% of GDP spent on health care (about half of what the nation currently spends) is a “reasonable goal. As the President so aptly stated, sometimes just giving a patient a pain pill may be more cost effective than trying to correct the underlying problem. After all, from a philosophic perspective, if a person can’t feel the pain does he really have a problem?”

(Excerpt) Read more at azconserv1.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cost; obamacare; rationing; satire

1 posted on 07/19/2010 10:49:39 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Proud of myself ... I snapped in the first paragraph


2 posted on 07/19/2010 10:51:15 AM PDT by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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To: John Semmens

I suspect I’m in that clip-able portion of the bell curve... :)

Good one, John.


3 posted on 07/19/2010 10:53:29 AM PDT by bcsco (First there was Slick Willie. Now there's "Oil Slick" Barry...)
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To: John Semmens
"If we can nip off the tail of the bell curve that requires them we’d save a bundle.” "

The "bell curve"...this guy is going to cut blacks out of free healthcare. A racist in the obama regime...my oh my, lions and tigers and bears oh my....

Seriously, this guy is going to be trouble...
4 posted on 07/19/2010 10:53:30 AM PDT by FrankR (It doesn't matter what they call us, only what we answer to....)
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