Political Definitions

The Moderate Separatist ^ | September 1, 2010 | Leigh Patrick Sullivan

[Leigh Patrick Sullivan]

Barack: the act of promising false hope while implementing unwanted change; deception. "He baracked the people into believing him while secretly implementing a hidden agenda."

Clinton: insatiable sexual appetite; similar to nymphomania. "No matter how much he tried, he couldn't help but clinton every woman he met."

[Paladin2]

Don’t forget to call Barack a Flim-flamming, Okie-Dokie, Hoodwinking Bamboozler

[CitizenM]

Those were pretty good. But he forgot to include the definition for a “Pelosi.” I will leave it to others to define that. LOL

[Onelifetogive]

"I don't care if he's a good candidate, we have to give him the nomination, he's put his time in serving the party." "Oh crap! Why are we bobdoling our chance to win the election?"

"I've got an idea! Let's let the Democrats choose the Republican nominee!" "Great...then we sure to get totally mccained in November."

[Onelifetogive]

“Staggering blindly drunk toward the top of the flight of stairs, Bill missed the hand rail and geraldforded all the way to the lower landing.”

[Onelifetogive]

“While the initial idea was reasonable, two weeks of shady backroom deals by the committee left the final plan totally hillariffic.”

[ScottinVA]

Carter: the act of displaying complete, utter incompetence to the point of nearly destroying everything within political reach.

“The U.S. military and economy were so deeply cartered during the late 1970s, the Soviet Union used that opportunity to spread hegemony into Afghanistan.”

[IronJack]

Investigators from the state Attorney General’s office were patrolling the carnival midway to ensure that none of the games were criminally obamish. (From the muslim name “Obama,” meaning “a scam or con.”)

Billy left the carnival early with a tummyache after consuming an alarming amount of obamish cotton candy. (Meaning 2: superficially appealling but entirey devoid of substance).

Jerome Hudson, a 24-year-old journalism student, was beckeled by several youths from the Sharpton rally who said that he was “nuffin’ but a oreo.”. (From television personality Glenn Beck, who is often derided by marginal citizens for daring to speak of noble causes)