Posted on 09/20/2010 7:52:06 AM PDT by toma29
This one's long, but it fits.
An Obama supporter who was on the fringes of good died and was met at the gates of Heaven by St. Peter. “As is our custom, you will spend one day in Hell and one day in Heaven then choose where you will spend eternity.”The newly deceased breathed a sigh of relief and answered, “I can tell you right now that I am honored to be good enough for Heaven and that is my choice.”
St. Peter shook his head and replied, “Rules are rules. Prepare for your 24 hours in Hell.”
An elevator appeared and whisked the deceased downward. Then with a thud, the doors opened and he looked out upon a massive gold structure with opened gates. There were Obama signs and supporters everywhere without one McCain sign to be seen. They all welcomed him and they offered him a feast, lots of kool-aid spiked wine, and his every wish granted instantly.
After 24 hours, the elevator appeared and the deceased waved to his friends and was whisked away upward to Heaven. There was instant calm and peace as people greeted him with a quiet nod and went about their business. For 24 hours, he heard soft music and laughter, and noticed that everyone seemed to have a job to do, a purpose to fulfill.
St. Peter appeared. “Well, what is your choice?” he asked. The Obama supporter smiled broadly and replied, “I appreciate the quiet of Heaven, but I think I’m more suited to the good times to be had in Hell, so that’s my decision.”
St. Peter nodded and the elevator appeared. When he reached Hell and the doors opened, the Obama supporter heard screams of horror and despair. He saw his friends running from strange foreign animals who chased them with torches to set them on fire.
The devil put a hand on his shoulder and said in a booming voice, “Welcome”.
"What happened? Yesterday, there was a country club here and the people were having a big party,” the Obama supporter cried.
The devil glared at him, “Well, yesterday we were running for office. Today, we were elected.”
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Outstanding! Thanks for the post.
I love, love, love this!!! Made my day...
I heard a similar joke about Bill Gates. The punch line was, “well that was the demo”.
I listened to what he said and he actually told us ... “He intended to fundamentally change America”, Cap and Trade, redistribution of wealth, health care bill, no to coal, no the oil, etc., etc.,
Many are still too wrapped up with their own life to get involved. MO!
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