Posted on 10/10/2010 11:32:22 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
BEVERLY HILLS - God bless America, and how's everybody?
President Obama said his recovery plan will begin yielding new jobs soon. That's a little misleading. Just because the jobs of Speaker of the House and Senate Majority Leader are about to open up doesn't mean that anyone can apply for them.
China's chief astronomer Wang Sichao reversed his disbelief in UFOs after UFO sightings recently shut down airports. What's next won't be pretty. No one knows how many millions of Chinese workers will die building the Great Ceiling.
The Emergency Bra went on sale last week to help women survive a terror attack. The bra flips over a woman's face and allows her to breathe through air pockets inside the cups. Rudy Giuliani holding a surgical mask over his mouth just didn't make for compelling TV.
John Lennon's application form for U.S. residency was seized from an auction house by the FBI, which said it's government property. It's the kind of thing that happens when government bureaucrats with access to records try to make a little extra money. The only reason the Obama birth certificate hasn't been sold is because nobody can find it...
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Shut up Hussein!
The lies you spew everyday are getting old.
What an fm joke this clown is!
Sorry, that would be fn joke.
God bless America,got it on the first line.
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