Why I'm Voting Democrat

Useful Info Nation ^ | 10/11/2010 | Thomas Bryan

[toma29]

A great insight into the mind of a liberal.

From Left Coast Rebel:

Why I'm Voting Democrat

A few of my favorites:

Because I voted Republican for all those years before I died

Because my mother ceased my allowance and told me to get a job. Only the power of Obama can stop her madness

Because Barbara Boxer worked so hard for her title, I just can't stand to see her lose it

I want to see where exactly Obama is going with all this. It's even more mystifying than Lost!

Because my racist boss only pays me $23 an hour as an illegal maid

It's not fair that people with jobs have more money than I do

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[hoagy62]

How about:

“Because I’m a mindless, brainless, unintelligent loser who doesn’t have the brains of a stalk of celery and deserve deportation to a Communist country or death due to my un-American and traitorous beliefs.”

[El Cid]

Hah! - Those were good lines - thanks for sharing.

[Cowman]

Because I'm a high ranking member of a labor union and can't imagine working for a living.

Because I'm a government bureaucrat protecting my phoney baloney job

Because I'm a former Saddam Husein “interrogator” and I love my IRS job.

[CORedneck]

Hopefully on Nov 2, the people in CA will take Ma’am’s undeserved title away and afterward, the old wind bag can be referred to as Ma’am !

> Because Barbara Boxer worked so hard for her title, I just can’t stand to see her lose it

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Here is another reason:

[mrmeyer]

Why I'm Voting Democrat

Stockholm Syndrome?

[Blood of Tyrants]

Who else is compassionate enough to make sure everyone has a chance at poverty?

I was poor for many years. I don't need the government to make me poor again.

[Ann Archy]

Because I’m an ANTI-CHRISTIAN....that’s why I vote democrat.

[toma29]

You’re welcome.

[sickoflibs]

More neat “Why I am voting Democat” reasons from link:

Because all your freedoms and liberties ARE BELONG TO US ~

Because broadband is a human right ~

Because I've always wanted to experience the great depression first hand

Because Barbara Boxer worked so hard for her title, I just can't stand to see her lose it ~

Because every American city can be like Detroit ~

I'm too lazy to do my own stealing. ~

It's not fair that people with jobs have more money than I do. ~

Because I'll be called racist if I don't ~

Because paying over 40% of your income to the gov is okay but making a 3% profit is pure evil ~

Because it's illegal for me to steal your money myself ~

Add mine :Because campaign ads critical of Democrats are a threat to our democracy

[AgThorn]

I love all those 'reasons'! although submitted from people like you and I, they do represent the way the left thinks ... What I was flaborgasted a bit more over were the serious 'from the left' submitted answers to this question: Why real Democrats are voting for Democrats:

Because I wanna see the RACIST tea party folks suffer ~ mrdaveyd

Because fascism is just another word for everything left to lose ~ shoq

I Don't thing [sic] My Fellow Americans are Lazy Welfare Bums ~ thenewdeal

Because Tea Partiers can't spell ~ disgrasian

Because the Other 98% of Us need Representation too ~ thenewdeal

Republicans would rather see America fail than Barack Obama be successful. Put Country first. ~ jskcknit

Because I haven't given up on Barack and I never thought he could walk on water ~ uncommonrecords

Fear is a Weapon of Mass Destruction ~ thenewdeal

Because hypocritical judgmental self-righteous teabaggers only accept an unwed teenage mom if her last name is Palin ~ luchialuchia

Bush Tax Cuts Cost Twice as Much as Health Care Reform ~ audnumber [Q: Where does the government get the money that it "spends" on tax cuts]

For me, its a desire to keep up the change we fought so hard for in 08 ~ saralang

I think it's what Jesus would do ~ newtwittier

[AgThorn]

sic: flabbergasted ... my new word for the day! ;-)

[mlizzy]

Turbines will muffle my tinnitus, that’s #whyimvotingdemocrat

Because I’m a slob and love to litter, that’s #whyimvotingdemocrat

Because my granny’s got too many friends, that’s #whyimvotingdemocrat

[KarlInOhio]

Because the funeral home business really needs the ObamaCare boost.

[CSM]

Because all your money are belong to me!

[Free in Texas]

Because I’m undecided on paper or plastic.

Because Lady Gaga spoke to me from my Little Green Egg and told me to (Then I ate her clothes).

Because my P.E. teacher made suit up one time. He MUST’VE been a Republican!

Because all the T.V. networks but one tell me to. And that one, well they’re just plain mean.

Because, um, mommy told me, um, that if I ever didn’t, um, that The Horrible Cheney Monster would come get me in the night and take me to a place called, um, Gainful Employment!

[Julia H.]

I “thing” you must be one of them can’t-spell tea-partiers.

[toma29]

Can somebody point me to the origin of the phrase “All your money are belong to me”?

[dangerdoc]

All your bases are belong to us.