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DUmmie FUnnies 11-28-10 (The DUmmies are revolting!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 28, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/28/2010 8:18:17 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies are revolting! Again! Once more the cry goes out, "To the streets! Man the barricades! Liberté! Égalité! Fraternité!" The oppressed masses are RISING UP!

The call to revolution comes in response to the utter FRUSTRATION voiced by DUmmie Cyrano in this THREAD, "Why are we letting ourselves get screwed … and screwed … and screwed?"

Do you hear the DUmmies sing? It is the stuff in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, letting the DUmmies know they can start the revolution without me, is in the [brackets]:

Why are we letting ourselves get screwed … and screwed … and screwed?

[How many DUmmies does it take to screw themselves? All of them!]

I believe the answer is because we are both unwilling and unable to do anything about it.

[Democratic Uninvolved.]

Who’s destroying our country and our lives? We know a few names like the Koch Brothers and Rupert Murdoch. But most of them are faceless, nameless, incredibly wealthy people.

[THEY are destroying us! RICH people, without faces, without names!]

But even if we had the names of our owners, what would we do about it? My guess is, not a damn thing.

[An indirect challenge by Cyrano to rise up and DU something!]

Somewhere along the way, we lost the ability and the knowledge of how to stand up to oppressors. . . . We’re on our own, we’re being raped, pillaged and plundered, and we are doing absolutely nothing to put an end to it.

[Shake, rattle, and roll. Rape, pillage, and plunder. It's what we oppressors do.]

So here’s my question for anyone who thinks they have an answer. Given the vast power arrayed against us, what can we do to salvage what’s left of our country and our own well being?

[Is this a trick question? . . . Now let's see what answers the oppressed masses have . . .]

simple: demand campaign finance reform and a return of the Fairness Doctrine

[Well, that's simple! One, two, and we're done!]

the people have been duped into believing . . . that challenging power is "crazy", yet Europeans do it successfully all the time.

[DUmmies are all Euro-wannabes.]

This country's not going to turn itself around until we see a few good riots in the streets.

[To the streets! DUmmie backscatter712 issues the call!]

Riots in the streets will be put down with maximum force and brutality.

[Oh, Cyrano, you're such a Debbie Downer!]

We can vote, donate, give our time. Call, write letters . . . it's worked well so far.

[I detect a note of sarcasm.]

It's not difficult to find out who "they" are.

[Look for rich people with no names and no faces.]

Nobody's coming to our rescue, if we can't help ourselves. Don't wait for some sort of messiah and don't get too deeply invested in charismatic "hope and change" figures. You are the revolution.

[Remember that, DUmmies: YOU are the revolution! Doesn't that just fill you with confidence?]

The rich are merely the most successful con men, thieves and sociopaths. You cannot (99% of the time anyway) get to be rich without lying, cheating, stealing and generally conning people out of their money. There isn't a single multi-millionaire in this nation that is not guilty of at least one of those and probably all of them on a daily basis.

[Class warfare much?]

So the question becomes, why riot? Why not assault their mansions and put all the wealthy crooks under citizens arrest and take back out country!!!

[Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest! < /pyle> ]

Tear down their walls, put them under siege. . . . They all are guilty of crimes against humanity. . . . Jail them all!!!

[To The Hague with the lot of 'em!]

Brothers and sisters in the military and police, join with us when the time is right.

[I'm sure they're listening.]

There is a good chance that they'll side with us and march along side us to the houses of the rich.

[I can see it now . . . in Fantasyland!]

Are you suggesting a "Rambo-like" solution?

[I think it's more like a DUmbo-like solution.]

The immediate result would be anarchy. And after that, who knows?

[Like this is really going to happen in the first place!]

Disunity among the screwees.

[I think you're all pretty screwy!]

Too many of the screwees think they are "standing up for freedom" by bending over for exploitation.

[That's how benburch rolls.]

Dumbed down schools where "making the grade" - AVERAGE - is considered a resounding SUCCESS!! . . . This carries over into sports. Everyone gets a trophy just for SHOWING UP. The kid who whines . . . the kids who bust their ass on every single drill, every single play - get the same stupid trophy. . . . So the ones who aren't "so smart" want everything the the "smart" ones do - but they're not willing - and not even capable - of working for it. . . . They want to drag us all down to their level.

[Thank you. You have just described succinctly the problem with socialism.]

ap x pe = tp (amount of pain multiplied by the number of people experiencing that pain equals the tipping point)

[IQ x 00 = DU]

I think the word I'm really searching for is brainwashed...and in an odd way, naive.

[I think the word I'm really searching for is brain-dead...and in an odd way, NUTS!]

Direct action in our local communities. . . . Strikes. Boycotts. SPONTANEOUS protests. Mass Civil Disobedience.

[DUAC! DUAC!]

For whatever it's worth, our species has been screwing the planet and each other since we gained sentience all those millenia ago. There's just more of us and we talk about it more now. . . . The revolution ain't coming any time soon.

[Tomorrow's revolution has been canceled due to lack of interest.]

democrats sold their soles for campaign money.

[And so they were defeeted.]

They always screw enough to hurt but not enough to break.

[Mr. Ben LIKE it like dat!]

Shut the f***ers down. STOP watching tv, STOP buying their crap, STOP supporting anything those bastards do. . . .

[Not One D*mn Anything!]

They are already winding us down and have robbed us significant resources to affect their plans, which means they no longer significantly care if we feed their beast.

[They! I hate Them!]

Their tentacles are already stretched around the globe. . . . Do you suppose it's possible that UFOs are actually watching us to make sure the vultures can't escape from this planet to loot other civilizations out there?

[They want to loot Uranus!]

At this point we should be aggressively in the streets. . . .

[Instead, we're sitting in our basements posting about a fantasy revolution that isn't going to happen.]

Direct action in your spare time isn't going to do much good as long as you support them 40-60 hours a week at your day job. . . . Do what you have to do in your own life to be able to implement, on demand, a general corporate strike. Don't work for them. . . .

[Not One D*mn Job! That'll show Them!]


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To: Charles Henrickson
democrats sold their soles for campaign money.

who posted that, Shoeless Jackson?

Dumbed down schools where "making the grade" - AVERAGE - is considered a resounding SUCCESS!! . . . This carries over into sports. Everyone gets a trophy just for SHOWING UP. The kid who whines . . . the kids who bust their ass on every single drill, every single play - get the same stupid trophy. . . . So the ones who aren't "so smart" want everything the the "smart" ones do - but they're not willing - and not even capable - of working for it. . . . They want to drag us all down to their level.

LOL, I can imagine all the troll calls that came in response to that post. OK, mystery FReeper, fess up, who posted that over there? :)

41 posted on 11/28/2010 9:11:43 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Palin 2012: don't retreat, just reload)
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To: Charles Henrickson
democrats sold their soles for campaign money.

[And so they were defeeted.]

Sheer Genius! About 15 denier, I would say.


42 posted on 11/28/2010 9:16:33 PM PST by DeFault User
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To: upsdriver

LOL I remember that too


43 posted on 11/28/2010 9:16:33 PM PST by A_Former_Democrat (NO MOS-que AP: It's the "GROUND ZERO MOSQUE")
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To: Charles Henrickson
We’re on our own, we’re being raped, pillaged and plundered

Benburch feels a tingle run up his leg............

44 posted on 11/28/2010 9:22:01 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: NonValueAdded

I don’t know but I think I know who the FReeper troll was who posted this...

Shut the f***ers down. STOP watching tv, STOP buying their crap, STOP supporting anything those bastards do.


45 posted on 11/28/2010 9:26:05 PM PST by Newtoidaho (Liberals are drooling buffoons backed by satanic goons.)
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To: cripplecreek
I can give them a general idea of where to start hunting Michael Moore

That ought to feed 'em for a week.

46 posted on 11/28/2010 9:29:06 PM PST by eddie willers
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To: mylife

I don’t have a TV. If I did, her show would be one of the few I might watch.


47 posted on 11/28/2010 9:30:06 PM PST by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.CSLewis)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Direct action in your spare time isn't going to do much good as long as you support them 40-60 hours a week at your day job. . . . Do what you have to do in your own life to be able to implement, on demand, a general corporate strike. Don't work for them. . . .

Great. That means they're all going to be on welfare or unemployment, expecting the government to provide them with a free living.

They are such morons....

48 posted on 11/28/2010 9:39:30 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: comebacknewt
If they are serious about raiding the homes of the rich, I suggest they start with the movie stars in Beverley Hills and Bel Air.

Might I suggest the Kerry's and Kennedy's to start with?

Then they can move on to the Edward's and obama's and Pelosi's

And don't forget Soros.

Between them all, there's plenty of money to go around for everyone in the country.

49 posted on 11/28/2010 9:42:47 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Direct action in your spare time isn't going to do much good as long as you support them 40-60 hours a week at your day job. . . . Do what you have to do in your own life to be able to implement, on demand, a general corporate strike. Don't work for them. . . .

Direct action in our local communities. . . . Strikes. Boycotts. SPONTANEOUS protests. Mass Civil Disobedience.

That's the ticket. Stop working and don't buy anything. That'll show "them".

50 posted on 11/28/2010 9:45:53 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Tear down their walls, put them under siege. . . . They all are guilty of crimes against humanity. . . . Jail them all!!!

Direct action in our local communities. . . . Strikes. Boycotts. SPONTANEOUS protests. Mass Civil Disobedience.

DUers so fail to see the irony......

51 posted on 11/28/2010 9:46:54 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! Nice job proving that liberalism is indeed a mental disorder.


52 posted on 11/28/2010 9:48:53 PM PST by mojitojoe (In itÂ’s 1600 years of existence, Islam has 2 main accomplishments, psychotic violence and goat curr)
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To: Charles Henrickson
No way are any of those illustrations pictures of DUmmies. Those peoples have had baths.
53 posted on 11/28/2010 9:59:08 PM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.8)
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To: Charles Henrickson

We should all sign onto DUmmieland and urge than to revolt against the rich.

I guarantee that nobody here is on the hit list. What do we have to worry about?

Let them march on Wall Street and take over.

Let them try to take over all the corporate headquarters in America. Even all the liberal mouth pieces at ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, the New York Times and the Washington Post would turn on them. They know who pays the bills.

Most of America don’t live near the mega-rich or next to corporate head quarters.

If the Democratic Party wants to sign their own death warrant, then let all these ugly, tattooed hipsters try to take over corporate America with their granola bars in its name. Most Wall Street bankers finance the Democratic Party. That is an indisputable fact.

Expose these domestic terrorists for what they are.

Anyway, our side has the guns. The police and military are not DUmmies.

We are well armed and protected against a DUmmie revolt.

To quote President Bush, “Bring it on.”


54 posted on 11/28/2010 10:03:49 PM PST by radpolis (Liberals: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy)
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To: kimmie7

I can’t believe they actually think their “brothers and sisters” in the military will join them “when the time is right”. Considering how many times they’ve called them baby killers and criminals and whatever other vile things they can think of they actually think such patriots would actually decide to suddenly turn moonbat.

Cindie


55 posted on 11/28/2010 10:06:38 PM PST by gardencatz (Proud mom US Marine! It can't always be someone else's son.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

2hrs after a safety accident involving a food mandolin with a 3mm blade, a box of bandages and bloody rubber gloves, i really needed this chuckle.

hilarious!! thank you!!
:p


56 posted on 11/28/2010 10:09:17 PM PST by KarenMarie (NEVER believe anything coming out of DC until it's been denied.)
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To: metmom

“Strikes. Boycotts. SPONTANEOUS protests. Mass Civil Disobedience. “

They’re probably cranky because happy people are out Christmas shopping and so forth. They must hate Christmas, on so many levels.

Family, faith, Jesus Himself, commerce, happiness, church going, carol singing, eating of much prime rib roasts. . .


57 posted on 11/28/2010 10:26:13 PM PST by Persevero (Homeschooling for Excellence since 1992)
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To: little jeremiah

She aint so bad.

Mark my words because most folk think I hate her.

I think she is great for me


58 posted on 11/28/2010 10:28:25 PM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson
democrats sold their soles for campaign money.

[And so they were defeeted.]

LOL! That's great!

59 posted on 11/28/2010 10:29:27 PM PST by hsalaw
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To: Charles Henrickson
Don't wait for some sort of messiah and don't get too deeply invested in charismatic "hope and change" figures. You are the revolution.

Yes! You are the ones you've been waiting for! Oh, wait. . . . that already happened with Mr. Hopeychangey, the DUmmies "messiah." How's that workin' out?

60 posted on 11/28/2010 10:31:12 PM PST by hsalaw
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