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DUmmie FUnnies 11-28-10 (The DUmmies are revolting!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 28, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/28/2010 8:18:17 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies are revolting! Again! Once more the cry goes out, "To the streets! Man the barricades! Liberté! Égalité! Fraternité!" The oppressed masses are RISING UP!

The call to revolution comes in response to the utter FRUSTRATION voiced by DUmmie Cyrano in this THREAD, "Why are we letting ourselves get screwed … and screwed … and screwed?"

Do you hear the DUmmies sing? It is the stuff in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, letting the DUmmies know they can start the revolution without me, is in the [brackets]:

Why are we letting ourselves get screwed … and screwed … and screwed?

[How many DUmmies does it take to screw themselves? All of them!]

I believe the answer is because we are both unwilling and unable to do anything about it.

[Democratic Uninvolved.]

Who’s destroying our country and our lives? We know a few names like the Koch Brothers and Rupert Murdoch. But most of them are faceless, nameless, incredibly wealthy people.

[THEY are destroying us! RICH people, without faces, without names!]

But even if we had the names of our owners, what would we do about it? My guess is, not a damn thing.

[An indirect challenge by Cyrano to rise up and DU something!]

Somewhere along the way, we lost the ability and the knowledge of how to stand up to oppressors. . . . We’re on our own, we’re being raped, pillaged and plundered, and we are doing absolutely nothing to put an end to it.

[Shake, rattle, and roll. Rape, pillage, and plunder. It's what we oppressors do.]

So here’s my question for anyone who thinks they have an answer. Given the vast power arrayed against us, what can we do to salvage what’s left of our country and our own well being?

[Is this a trick question? . . . Now let's see what answers the oppressed masses have . . .]

simple: demand campaign finance reform and a return of the Fairness Doctrine

[Well, that's simple! One, two, and we're done!]

the people have been duped into believing . . . that challenging power is "crazy", yet Europeans do it successfully all the time.

[DUmmies are all Euro-wannabes.]

This country's not going to turn itself around until we see a few good riots in the streets.

[To the streets! DUmmie backscatter712 issues the call!]

Riots in the streets will be put down with maximum force and brutality.

[Oh, Cyrano, you're such a Debbie Downer!]

We can vote, donate, give our time. Call, write letters . . . it's worked well so far.

[I detect a note of sarcasm.]

It's not difficult to find out who "they" are.

[Look for rich people with no names and no faces.]

Nobody's coming to our rescue, if we can't help ourselves. Don't wait for some sort of messiah and don't get too deeply invested in charismatic "hope and change" figures. You are the revolution.

[Remember that, DUmmies: YOU are the revolution! Doesn't that just fill you with confidence?]

The rich are merely the most successful con men, thieves and sociopaths. You cannot (99% of the time anyway) get to be rich without lying, cheating, stealing and generally conning people out of their money. There isn't a single multi-millionaire in this nation that is not guilty of at least one of those and probably all of them on a daily basis.

[Class warfare much?]

So the question becomes, why riot? Why not assault their mansions and put all the wealthy crooks under citizens arrest and take back out country!!!

[Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest! < /pyle> ]

Tear down their walls, put them under siege. . . . They all are guilty of crimes against humanity. . . . Jail them all!!!

[To The Hague with the lot of 'em!]

Brothers and sisters in the military and police, join with us when the time is right.

[I'm sure they're listening.]

There is a good chance that they'll side with us and march along side us to the houses of the rich.

[I can see it now . . . in Fantasyland!]

Are you suggesting a "Rambo-like" solution?

[I think it's more like a DUmbo-like solution.]

The immediate result would be anarchy. And after that, who knows?

[Like this is really going to happen in the first place!]

Disunity among the screwees.

[I think you're all pretty screwy!]

Too many of the screwees think they are "standing up for freedom" by bending over for exploitation.

[That's how benburch rolls.]

Dumbed down schools where "making the grade" - AVERAGE - is considered a resounding SUCCESS!! . . . This carries over into sports. Everyone gets a trophy just for SHOWING UP. The kid who whines . . . the kids who bust their ass on every single drill, every single play - get the same stupid trophy. . . . So the ones who aren't "so smart" want everything the the "smart" ones do - but they're not willing - and not even capable - of working for it. . . . They want to drag us all down to their level.

[Thank you. You have just described succinctly the problem with socialism.]

ap x pe = tp (amount of pain multiplied by the number of people experiencing that pain equals the tipping point)

[IQ x 00 = DU]

I think the word I'm really searching for is brainwashed...and in an odd way, naive.

[I think the word I'm really searching for is brain-dead...and in an odd way, NUTS!]

Direct action in our local communities. . . . Strikes. Boycotts. SPONTANEOUS protests. Mass Civil Disobedience.

[DUAC! DUAC!]

For whatever it's worth, our species has been screwing the planet and each other since we gained sentience all those millenia ago. There's just more of us and we talk about it more now. . . . The revolution ain't coming any time soon.

[Tomorrow's revolution has been canceled due to lack of interest.]

democrats sold their soles for campaign money.

[And so they were defeeted.]

They always screw enough to hurt but not enough to break.

[Mr. Ben LIKE it like dat!]

Shut the f***ers down. STOP watching tv, STOP buying their crap, STOP supporting anything those bastards do. . . .

[Not One D*mn Anything!]

They are already winding us down and have robbed us significant resources to affect their plans, which means they no longer significantly care if we feed their beast.

[They! I hate Them!]

Their tentacles are already stretched around the globe. . . . Do you suppose it's possible that UFOs are actually watching us to make sure the vultures can't escape from this planet to loot other civilizations out there?

[They want to loot Uranus!]

At this point we should be aggressively in the streets. . . .

[Instead, we're sitting in our basements posting about a fantasy revolution that isn't going to happen.]

Direct action in your spare time isn't going to do much good as long as you support them 40-60 hours a week at your day job. . . . Do what you have to do in your own life to be able to implement, on demand, a general corporate strike. Don't work for them. . . .

[Not One D*mn Job! That'll show Them!]


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To: Persevero

Amen


61 posted on 11/28/2010 10:31:57 PM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: metmom
"That'll show 'them.'"

It's amusing that none of those DU morons seem able to fathom that they elected "them."

62 posted on 11/28/2010 10:46:03 PM PST by ronnyquest (Barack H. Obama is the Manchurian Candidate. What are you going to do about it?)
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To: metmom
"Great. That means they're all going to be on welfare or unemployment, expecting the government to provide them with a free living. "

That is exactly the sort of moronic tactic I would expect from leftists. Boycott working for "The Man," then go on welfare and expect us to pay for them to live when "The Man" fires them.

There's one thing I always have to ask, though, when I read or hear this sort of leftist tripe.

We need to be rioting in the streets!

For what?

We need to boycott working 40 - 60 hours for "them."

For what?

We need to be marching on the "rich."

For what?

I've rarely seen these morons muster enough thought to actually declare exactly what it is they want to accomplish with all the histrionics. Besides bruises and an over-inflated sense of self-worth, what are they hoping to take away from their senseless mob violence? I don't think most of them can think beyond that.

63 posted on 11/28/2010 10:54:52 PM PST by ronnyquest (Barack H. Obama is the Manchurian Candidate. What are you going to do about it?)
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To: mojitojoe; Charles Henrickson

No one else can “do the DU” like Charles Henrickson
do!


64 posted on 11/28/2010 11:50:39 PM PST by snuffy smiff
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To: Charles Henrickson
But most of them are faceless, nameless, incredibly wealthy people.

Let me supply you with some names of the super rich nameless faceless people. Gates, Soros, Pickens, Pelosi, all Democrats. Of course they aren't going to go after the ones who supply their politicians with tons of money. They're going after the poor shlub who makes $125,000 a year.

65 posted on 11/29/2010 3:03:20 AM PST by beckysueb
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To: Charles Henrickson

Great. The hooker stole their flag and they’re chasing her.

Oh, and in before the next post.


66 posted on 11/29/2010 3:09:29 AM PST by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground - the Hogwarts of Stupid.)
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To: comebacknewt
If they are serious about raiding the homes of the rich, I suggest they start with the movie stars in Beverley Hills and Bel Air.

Cher's, Michael Moore's, Barbra Streisand, George Lukas...

If they want, we can work up a list.

67 posted on 11/29/2010 3:13:29 AM PST by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground - the Hogwarts of Stupid.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“You cannot (99% of the time anyway) get to be rich without lying, cheating, stealing and generally conning people out of their money.”

I see more of this out of welfare recipients.


68 posted on 11/29/2010 4:21:15 AM PST by imskylark
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’m AWAKE! Finally. I got so carried away with the Walgreens coupon deals (and register rewards) that it finally caught up with me yesterday. I slept from 1 PM until 7 AM today. 18 hours of straight sleep. Now to get caught up on the rest of the world...


69 posted on 11/29/2010 5:32:43 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We’re on our own, we’re being raped, pillaged and plundered, and we are doing absolutely nothing to put an end to it.

End it? I think benburch pays people good money to do that. This country's not going to turn itself around until we see a few good riots in the streets.

Which the DUmmies will watch on the TVs in the mommies' basements.

Dumbed down schools where "making the grade" - AVERAGE - is considered a resounding SUCCESS!! . . . This carries over into sports. Everyone gets a trophy just for SHOWING UP. The kid who whines . . . the kids who bust their ass on every single drill, every single play - get the same stupid trophy. . . . So the ones who aren't "so smart" want everything the the "smart" ones do - but they're not willing - and not even capable - of working for it. . . . They want to drag us all down to their level.

What, no LOUSY FREEPER TROLL comment on this one?

ap x pe = tp (amount of pain multiplied by the number of people experiencing that pain equals the tipping point)

tp = sp = ap x pe = he (tipping point equals Sarah Palin which equals amount of pain multiplied by the number of people experiencing that pain which equals heads exploding)

Do You Hear The DUmmies Sing?
Do You Hear The DUmmies Sing?
Singing the song of angry mice.
It is the whining of a people
Who succumb to every vice.
When the wracking of their brains
Produces results none can explain
A popular riot is going to start
When mañana comes!

Will you join in their crusade?
Who will go riot in the street?
Beyond the basement steps
There is a world they must defeat.
So join in their fight
To get all of the freebies!

Do You Hear The DUmmies Sing?
Singing the song of angry mice.
It is the whining of a people
Who succumb to every vice.
When the wracking of their brains
Produces results none can explain
A popular riot is going to start
When mañana comes!

Will you give not one damn dime
So that "their" cash flow will be ceased?
Will you march to the mansions
To make the tyrants all deceased?
The blood of the rich folks
Will be spilled in the name of peace!

Do You Hear The DUmmies Sing?
Singing the song of angry mice.
It is the whining of a people
Who succumb to every vice.
When the wracking of their brains
Produces results none can explain
A popular riot is going to start
When mañana comes!

70 posted on 11/29/2010 5:41:41 AM PST by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
For whatever it's worth, our species has been screwing the planet and each other since we gained sentience all those millenia ago. There's just more of us and we talk about it more now. . . . The revolution ain't coming any time soon.

"[Tomorrow's revolution has been canceled due to lack of interest.]"

Haha! That made my day! (^3

71 posted on 11/29/2010 5:45:29 AM PST by Celtic Cross (I AM the Impeccable Hat. (AKA The Pope's Hat))
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To: Charles Henrickson

I notice that this DUmmie thread made their “Greatest” page so it isn’t like they are trying to hide their insanity from the outside world.


72 posted on 11/29/2010 5:57:02 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Dumbed down schools where "making the grade" - AVERAGE - is considered a resounding SUCCESS!! . . . This carries over into sports. Everyone gets a trophy just for SHOWING UP. The kid who whines . . . the kids who bust their ass on every single drill, every single play - get the same stupid trophy. . . . So the ones who aren't "so smart" want everything the the "smart" ones do - but they're not willing - and not even capable - of working for it. . . . They want to drag us all down to their level.

Someone give this Lousy Freeper TrollTM a kewpie doll.

73 posted on 11/29/2010 6:01:30 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Touch my tagline and I'll have you arrested)
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To: ronnyquest

What they’re going to get out of it is shot.

They’re the gun control nuts.

Sure. Riot. Try to loot and see what it gets them.


74 posted on 11/29/2010 6:27:06 AM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: kevkrom
Dumbed down schools where "making the grade" - AVERAGE - is considered a resounding SUCCESS!! . . . This carries over into sports. Everyone gets a trophy just for SHOWING UP. The kid who whines . . . the kids who bust their ass on every single drill, every single play - get the same stupid trophy. . . . So the ones who aren't "so smart" want everything the the "smart" ones do - but they're not willing - and not even capable - of working for it. . . . They want to drag us all down to their level.

What, no LOUSY FREEPER TROLL comment on this one?

Cause they're right on this one. /ducking for cover....

You know, a stopped clock and all. How they ever saw it is beyond me though. I'm surprised they don't accuse the guy of being a lousy FReeper troll. I wonder if he's been banned yet?

However, what they're bemoaning is an improvement for most DUers.

75 posted on 11/29/2010 6:35:02 AM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Defeet them” LOL!


76 posted on 11/29/2010 7:00:26 AM PST by Ditter
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To: Charles Henrickson
You cannot (99% of the time anyway) get to be rich without lying, cheating, stealing and generally conning people out of their money.

So, is DU accusing okra, and all of holly weird of lying, cheating, stealing and generally conning people with the trash they make? HMMMM!! How about algore and his gore bulll warming stchick?


ap x pe = tp (amount of pain multiplied by the number of people experiencing that pain equals the tipping point)

[IQ x 00 = DU]

[IQ x 00 = DU] = BIG LOL.

77 posted on 11/29/2010 7:08:39 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (De fund the TSA.)
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To: Newtoidaho

Yea, That rant sounds a little familiar...


78 posted on 11/29/2010 7:17:06 AM PST by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oddly enough, they do have a point.

It’s misdirected, but still valid. They’re describing exactly how we feel with Pelosi, Reid, and Obama in charge.

We, of course, are not impotent. We did something other than whine... at the ballot box. Goodbye, Pelosi.


79 posted on 11/29/2010 7:23:37 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Strikes. Boycotts. SPONTANEOUS protests. Mass Civil Disobedience.

"Yeah, we really need to plan and prepare and organize a good SPONTANEOUS protest. That'll show 'em."

80 posted on 11/29/2010 7:24:56 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("As government expands, liberty contracts." -- Ronald Reagan)
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