Posted on 11/29/2010 6:00:54 AM PST by markomalley
With all the negative feedback the TSA has been getting lately over their more "aggressive" procedures, recruiting has been negatively impacted. So now the TSA has begin a new recruitment campaign that takes "truth in advertising" to a whole new level.
This new campaign has been kept under wraps, but thanks to flash drives and lackadaisical security procedures at Homeland Security, these documents have made their way to Wiki-leaks.
After grueling minutes deep diving through the documents, CMR has discovered these....
I am not sure they will get the best people with this campaign.
If these are original, congrats, they’re brilliant. Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh.
Heard this one yesterday...
“We handle more packages than UPS.”
Outstanding!
.............................TSA........................
We even have our own song:
“See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Heal Me” by The Who
"A job with x-ray vision and benefits."
This is so stolen for my tag line.
thanks.
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