Nipplitaliano Says DREAM Act Will Help Ease Her Burden

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 4 December 2010 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Nipplitaliano urged Congress to pass the so-called DREAM Act saying that “it will make my job a lot easier. Every undocumented immigrant who can be taken off the status of ‘illegal alien’ is one less person I’ve got to worry about. While I think comprehensive immigration reform that will legalize the 20 million undocumented immigrants believed to be in this country is the ultimate answer, anything that chips away at that total is a step in the right direction.”

The DREAM Act would legalize illegal immigrants who arrived in the U.S. before the age of 16, have lived in the U.S. for at least five years, earned a high school diploma or equivalent, and attended college or enlisted in the military for at least two years.

[freedumb2003]

Well then AMNESTY should make her job completely pointless.

The DREAM act is just rewarding criminal acts.

[MamaDearest]

Defund her job.

[smokingfrog]

We wouldn’t want her to have to work too hard. :-0

[Christian Engineer Mass]

You catch people every single time.

[GOPJ]

We could save money on police departments too - make murder, rape and theft legal. Bingo - fewer criminals.

[GOPJ]

Hey Janet:

Save money on police departments - make murder, rape and theft legal. Bingo - fewer criminals.

[CharlesWayneCT]

Was miss-spelling her name part of the satire?

[Trod Upon]

Incompetanto could completely ease her burden (and do the country a gigantic favor) by resigning.

[ThunderSleeps]

Janet, if the job is too much for you, resign.

[skinkinthegrass]

If its too difficult/hard, then quit you b!tch.

[ReverendJames]

Her job easier?? She’s not doing anything about illegals anyway except to harass those states that try to do something about it.

[clearcarbon]

Part of her responsibilities wouldn't
be securing the homeland, would it?

[Billk]

Absolutely brilliant.

[Billk]

Absolutely brilliant.

[tacticalogic]

Giving amnesty to the ones that are already here will just encourage more to come. What’s she going to do about them?

[Spitzensparkin1]

Defund her job.

I agree, Dept. of Homoland Security is nothing but a bad joke, like their TSA, useless waste of taxpayers money. They ignore the obvious and place us all in increasing danger with their liberal illness.

[NordP]

Just like with most in bHo’s admin (and he himself) === it’s ALL about them.

[clee1]

I’d love to burden “Big Sis” ... with unemployment!

[hattend]

Every undocumented immigrant who can be taken off the status of ‘illegal alien’ is one less person I’ve got to worry about.

This woman has no business being in charge of our borders.

Time for her to go.