Skip to comments.What Would Katie Couric's Muslim Cosby Show Look Like?
Posted on 01/04/2011 8:09:51 AM PST by Leigh Patrick Sullivan
Airhead extraordinaire Katie Couric suggested the idea of a Muslim version of 'The Cosby Show' to bring Islam into the mainstream. If the episodes were to be true to Islam, I wondered, what would the show be like? (Taken from the actual Cosby Show synopsis)
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LOL! And I imagine Theo’s best freind would be a Palestinian “freedom fighter” who’s afraid of bombs?
The Perkster has been inhaling too much hair dye.
Dad would look like Osama and work as a cab driver.
1st wife would be fat and ugly but a great cook.
2nd wife would be underage.
Son would be smoking hash.
Daughter would be too Americanized and in hiding to avoid ‘honor killing.’
"whooooeeee,I gotcha now,mmmmmm,mmm,gotcha ...mmm"
...the daughter would be wearing a TNT vest.
That guy is the poster boy for everything wrong in the Middle East since at least the Assyrian empire.
More likely all the way back to Cain.
That is great. Thanks for posting.
Wahhabism is the Saudi form from the western desert. IT is a death cult! It should be stamped out everywhere.
Allah in the Family - haw haw haw, see what I did there?
they could be as realistic about the Muslim-American experience in America as The Cosby show was about the African-American experience...
Look at the largest Muslim empires throughout history. They all are death cults because their "prophet" was a combination of Jim Jones and Charles Manson. Wahhabism is just another branch from the sick tree, but it's true to its source.
I agree the problem is ignorance... but it is the West's ignorance of the dangers of Islam... not some Islam, just Islam. Have you ever noticed how many "they were such nice people" seem to suddenly go jihad? That's because every Muslim is a personal sleeper cell. They have only to realize it by being "radicalized".
Islam is an armed camp. Like any military, their actual direct warfighters represent about 10% of the force. The rest are in a support role. One of the five pillars of Islam is charity... but it only counts if it goes to a Muslim charity. 95% have been shown to support terrorism (the other 5% are better at hiding it).
Whether "moderate" or "extremist" there is one goal in Islam... to turn Dar Al Harb (the world at war) into Dar Al Islam (the world submitted). We can give them labels all we want but they know they are all part of the same struggle. Muslims who deny this are either ignorant of their own faith (not yet radicalized) or practicing Al Taqqiyah (lying to the infidels to benefit Islam).
For the final episode, they could bring on Mohammad as a guest star. This of course, would be the end of the series.
Muslim version of ‘The Cosby Show.They would have to use a very good zoom len to shoot the show with all the bombs going off.
Teaching a conditional moral system through religious worship results in moral chaos. No Muslim is trustworthy because their religion does not require trustworthiness.
As individuals, some are not a problem. As a whole, they are all a problem.
The problem is with the books upon which their religion is based. The koran and hadiths are manuals to destroy, enslave, and degrade people that don't bend the knee to their god. Women 'believers' are treated like cattle, and unbelievers can sign up as being 2nd class citizens (or slaves), or dead.
I agree that some sects seem to be fairly tame. I don't know what the deal is with the Sufis. They seem not to cause problems, and they just like to twirl around... Maybe all their twirling keeps them too dizzy from actually reading their books.
But any muslim who actually gets that 'old time religion' and reads their koran and wants to live it -- they are on the mayhem bandwagon. Thank God most muslims don't read their books -- but I suspect many (if not most) are at least sympathetic to their more 'religious' brethren.
The episode where they shoot the neighbor’s filthy dog is sure to be a knee slapper!
I’ll go along with the idea ONLY when Katie Couryuck wears a burka, lowers her eyes in the presence of men, and encourages other liberal rag women to walk 10 paces behind their husband while in public.
Allah in the Family. Wait until after the toilet flushes and the father goes to shake the hand of the infidel son-in-law “Pork Head”.
The Cosby show was great. There was no racism in it at all. It was good entertainment for ALL. Blacks DID suffer from racism.
The jihadi crowd DID NOT suffer from racism or discrimination, in spite of what was done in the name of their ideology to thousands of innocent people.
If they have a bad public image it’s because they DESERVE it!
You really have to look into the Wahhabis. They are being set up in mosques, prisons and madrassas all over the world by Saudi Arabia. This is being done cynically to get them away from the Saudi royal family.
So basically growing literacy in the Muslim world means growing ol’ time extremism if the reader chooses to read the Koran.
WOW! That’s a scary piece of PC multiculturalism BS.
Whatever happened to the SCTV or DaVinci’s Inquest shows that the Canucks used to do well?
“Allah in the Family”
What Would Katie Couric’s Muslim Cosby Show Look Like?
1) Network TV would portray the Muslim family a victim of Christian prejudice.
2) Females as male property would be totally ignored.
3) Dad would be a doctor working for a non profit that caters to the inner city, while mom would work for an ‘social justice’ organization
4) The family would be much whiter in skin color than typical middle easterner types
5) Capitalism would be shown to be evil.
6) The children would be very popular in their school environment with several of their converting to Islam during the show.
7) Not ONE gay would be shown so not to offend Islam
8) The family would be vegetarian in diet and maintain a green household.
9) The eldest male would be best friend with a black hip-hop rapper from a wealthy household who incorporate the Koran into his lyrics.
10) The show would NEVER leave the confines of an urban element.
11) Obama would be prominently referenced.
12) Most jokes would be aimed at Sarah Palin or some other conservative.
13) A Very Special Episode would be a flashback show where the family remembers 9-11 and how the family has stones thrown at their home, their car covered in Graffiti and the dad was threatened with death by some red-neck.
Every report was ended with “death to America”, followed by both telling the female to shut up when she started to squeek out a response.
Funny as all get out.
I agree that the Wahhabis are the zealots, but they are merely reading their books and trying to 'live it' - by spreading death and mayhem - and as you noted, actively recruiting others to join their club. The Saudis fund these activities, and we ignore it.
The other sects may not be as overtly dangerous at this time, but as long as they are basing their beliefs off of the satanically inspired koran - they are ticking time-bombs. The West chooses to ignore this, so not as to offend:
'All religions are equal'... 'All religions have their zealots'... 'The islamic terrorists are misinterpreting their scriptures' ... 'blah' and 'blah'...
The advantage to an increase in literacy, is that the people might read something else, besides the koran. Hopefully the Bible.
The whole thing is very simple.
Liberals are idiots. Really. They are ignorant and stupid. I’m not saying this as an insult but as a fact.
That Guam could tip over
That fire cannot melt steel
That Christians are ‘dangerous radicals and Islam is peaceful
There are 57 States of America
The Ku Klux Klan was Republican
Democrats fought for civil rights
Abe Lincoln was a liberal Democrat
Jews and not Muslims ran the slave trade out of Africa
etceteras and on and on.
They are either too mentally stupid to understand what Islam is about, or they know and support the atrocities of Islam, or the know and just choose to reject objective fact and reality.
Liberalism is (truly) a mental disorder It causes the afflicted to perceive all things good as evil and all things evil as good. These people are in need of psychiatric care.
Call it “I Dream of Jihad!”
(I didn’t come up this the name, I heard it on the local morning radio show this a.m. They were discussing the same topic.)
Laugh along with us as the Imam reads out dad for permitting his teenaged daughter to go to the library without a male family member escorting her, and mom’s burqa shrinks in the wash, exposing leg above the ankle!
Howl at the antics of the infidel neighbors, until they are reduced to a red pulp by a well-deserved roadside IED!
Chuckle as dad takes on wife number three; she’ll be eight soon!
The wife would be silent and get hit( or beheaded ) if she was disobedient to her husband.
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