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What Would Katie Couric's Muslim Cosby Show Look Like?
The Moderate Separatist ^ | January 4, 2011 | Leigh Patrick Sullivan

Posted on 01/04/2011 8:09:51 AM PST by Leigh Patrick Sullivan

Airhead extraordinaire Katie Couric suggested the idea of a Muslim version of 'The Cosby Show' to bring Islam into the mainstream. If the episodes were to be true to Islam, I wondered, what would the show be like? (Taken from the actual Cosby Show synopsis)

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: cosby; islam; katiecouric; muslim

1 posted on 01/04/2011 8:09:56 AM PST by Leigh Patrick Sullivan
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

LOL! And I imagine Theo’s best freind would be a Palestinian “freedom fighter” who’s afraid of bombs?


2 posted on 01/04/2011 8:13:52 AM PST by ssaftler (Is "Audacity of Hope" English for "Mein Kampf"?)
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

The Perkster has been inhaling too much hair dye.


3 posted on 01/04/2011 8:14:47 AM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

Let’s see:

Dad would look like Osama and work as a cab driver.
1st wife would be fat and ugly but a great cook.
2nd wife would be underage.
Son would be smoking hash.
Daughter would be too Americanized and in hiding to avoid ‘honor killing.’


4 posted on 01/04/2011 8:15:46 AM PST by 12Gauge687 (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice)
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

"whooooeeee,I gotcha now,mmmmmm,mmm,gotcha ...mmm"

5 posted on 01/04/2011 8:16:21 AM PST by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

...the daughter would be wearing a TNT vest.


6 posted on 01/04/2011 8:16:49 AM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan
Ha! I was going to suggest Episode #3 (honor killing), but you have that covered already.
7 posted on 01/04/2011 8:17:15 AM PST by lormand (A Government who robs Peter to pay Paul, will always have the support of Paul)
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

8 posted on 01/04/2011 8:20:06 AM PST by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Doogle

That guy is the poster boy for everything wrong in the Middle East since at least the Assyrian empire.

More likely all the way back to Cain.


9 posted on 01/04/2011 8:21:06 AM PST by Psalm 144 (Voodoo Republicans - don't read their lips. Watch their hands.)
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

That is great. Thanks for posting.


10 posted on 01/04/2011 8:22:13 AM PST by MissMack99
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan
The problem here is ignorance! There are several different sects within Islam. Some of them are very moderate. Some are not.

Wahhabism is the Saudi form from the western desert. IT is a death cult! It should be stamped out everywhere.

11 posted on 01/04/2011 8:22:28 AM PST by BillM
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To: ssaftler
Like this:

Hillarity ensues.

L

12 posted on 01/04/2011 8:23:09 AM PST by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

Allah in the Family - haw haw haw, see what I did there?


13 posted on 01/04/2011 8:23:09 AM PST by AD from SpringBay (We deserve the government we allow.)
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

they could be as realistic about the Muslim-American experience in America as The Cosby show was about the African-American experience...


14 posted on 01/04/2011 8:23:15 AM PST by Homer1
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To: Doogle

family cat

15 posted on 01/04/2011 8:24:35 AM PST by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: BillM
Wahhabism is the Saudi form from the western desert. IT is a death cult!

Look at the largest Muslim empires throughout history. They all are death cults because their "prophet" was a combination of Jim Jones and Charles Manson. Wahhabism is just another branch from the sick tree, but it's true to its source.

16 posted on 01/04/2011 8:29:10 AM PST by GOP_Party_Animal
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan
The Canadians already did it. (No joke.)

Little Mosque on the Prairie on You Tube
17 posted on 01/04/2011 8:30:12 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: BillM
The problem here is ignorance! There are several different sects within Islam. Some of them are very moderate. Some are not.

I agree the problem is ignorance... but it is the West's ignorance of the dangers of Islam... not some Islam, just Islam. Have you ever noticed how many "they were such nice people" seem to suddenly go jihad? That's because every Muslim is a personal sleeper cell. They have only to realize it by being "radicalized".

Islam is an armed camp. Like any military, their actual direct warfighters represent about 10% of the force. The rest are in a support role. One of the five pillars of Islam is charity... but it only counts if it goes to a Muslim charity. 95% have been shown to support terrorism (the other 5% are better at hiding it).

Whether "moderate" or "extremist" there is one goal in Islam... to turn Dar Al Harb (the world at war) into Dar Al Islam (the world submitted). We can give them labels all we want but they know they are all part of the same struggle. Muslims who deny this are either ignorant of their own faith (not yet radicalized) or practicing Al Taqqiyah (lying to the infidels to benefit Islam).

18 posted on 01/04/2011 8:32:45 AM PST by pgyanke (Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

For the final episode, they could bring on Mohammad as a guest star. This of course, would be the end of the series.


19 posted on 01/04/2011 8:38:32 AM PST by jessduntno ("'How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think." - Adolph Hitler)
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

Muslim version of ‘The Cosby Show.They would have to use a very good zoom len to shoot the show with all the bombs going off.


20 posted on 01/04/2011 8:45:30 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: BillM
No. The problem is Islam, itself. Except for Islam, none of the worlds living religions teach that is it acceptable to murder, lie and steal when dealing with non-believers.

Teaching a conditional moral system through religious worship results in moral chaos. No Muslim is trustworthy because their religion does not require trustworthiness.

As individuals, some are not a problem. As a whole, they are all a problem.

21 posted on 01/04/2011 8:45:44 AM PST by Psycho_Bunny (Hail To The Fail-In-Chief)
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To: BillM
The problem here is ignorance! There are several different sects within Islam. Some of them are very moderate. Some are not. Wahhabism is the Saudi form from the western desert. IT is a death cult! It should be stamped out everywhere.

The problem is with the books upon which their religion is based. The koran and hadiths are manuals to destroy, enslave, and degrade people that don't bend the knee to their god. Women 'believers' are treated like cattle, and unbelievers can sign up as being 2nd class citizens (or slaves), or dead.

I agree that some sects seem to be fairly tame. I don't know what the deal is with the Sufis. They seem not to cause problems, and they just like to twirl around... Maybe all their twirling keeps them too dizzy from actually reading their books.
But any muslim who actually gets that 'old time religion' and reads their koran and wants to live it -- they are on the mayhem bandwagon. Thank God most muslims don't read their books -- but I suspect many (if not most) are at least sympathetic to their more 'religious' brethren.

22 posted on 01/04/2011 8:46:32 AM PST by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan
To describe the “Perky One” as “airhead extraordinaire” is actually understatement. She's like getting the news from the world's oldest high school cheerleader.
23 posted on 01/04/2011 8:47:12 AM PST by bwc2221
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

24 posted on 01/04/2011 8:47:18 AM PST by ironwill (III - Molon Labe)
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

The episode where they shoot the neighbor’s filthy dog is sure to be a knee slapper!


25 posted on 01/04/2011 8:48:22 AM PST by MissTed ( Do women in burqas have fun tagging each other in Facebook photos?)
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

I’ll go along with the idea ONLY when Katie Couryuck wears a burka, lowers her eyes in the presence of men, and encourages other liberal rag women to walk 10 paces behind their husband while in public.


26 posted on 01/04/2011 8:48:28 AM PST by aSeattleConservative ("...the American Christian ... would rather die on his feet, than live on his knees!" G. Washington)
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan
What you talkin' about, Mohammed?
27 posted on 01/04/2011 8:50:48 AM PST by headless_thompson_gunner
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan
What you talkin' about, Mohammed?
28 posted on 01/04/2011 8:50:54 AM PST by headless_thompson_gunner
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To: aSeattleConservative

Allah in the Family. Wait until after the toilet flushes and the father goes to shake the hand of the infidel son-in-law “Pork Head”.


29 posted on 01/04/2011 8:51:44 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

The Cosby show was great. There was no racism in it at all. It was good entertainment for ALL. Blacks DID suffer from racism.

The jihadi crowd DID NOT suffer from racism or discrimination, in spite of what was done in the name of their ideology to thousands of innocent people.

If they have a bad public image it’s because they DESERVE it!


30 posted on 01/04/2011 8:52:40 AM PST by Leftism is Mentally Deranged (Liberalism is against human nature. Practicing liberalism is detrimental to your mental stability.)
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To: El Cid

You really have to look into the Wahhabis. They are being set up in mosques, prisons and madrassas all over the world by Saudi Arabia. This is being done cynically to get them away from the Saudi royal family.


31 posted on 01/04/2011 8:53:20 AM PST by BillM
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To: El Cid

So basically growing literacy in the Muslim world means growing ol’ time extremism if the reader chooses to read the Koran.


32 posted on 01/04/2011 8:53:20 AM PST by Poincare
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To: Dr. Sivana

WOW! That’s a scary piece of PC multiculturalism BS.

Whatever happened to the SCTV or DaVinci’s Inquest shows that the Canucks used to do well?


33 posted on 01/04/2011 8:55:15 AM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: massgopguy

“Allah in the Family”

ROFLMAO!


34 posted on 01/04/2011 8:56:04 AM PST by aSeattleConservative ("...the American Christian ... would rather die on his feet, than live on his knees!" G. Washington)
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

What Would Katie Couric’s Muslim Cosby Show Look Like?

1) Network TV would portray the Muslim family a victim of Christian prejudice.

2) Females as male property would be totally ignored.

3) Dad would be a doctor working for a non profit that caters to the inner city, while mom would work for an ‘social justice’ organization

4) The family would be much whiter in skin color than typical middle easterner types

5) Capitalism would be shown to be evil.

6) The children would be very popular in their school environment with several of their converting to Islam during the show.

7) Not ONE gay would be shown so not to offend Islam

8) The family would be vegetarian in diet and maintain a green household.

9) The eldest male would be best friend with a black hip-hop rapper from a wealthy household who incorporate the Koran into his lyrics.

10) The show would NEVER leave the confines of an urban element.

11) Obama would be prominently referenced.

12) Most jokes would be aimed at Sarah Palin or some other conservative.

13) A Very Special Episode would be a flashback show where the family remembers 9-11 and how the family has stones thrown at their home, their car covered in Graffiti and the dad was threatened with death by some red-neck.


35 posted on 01/04/2011 8:57:29 AM PST by Le Chien Rouge
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan
Mad TV did skits on this. Two male muslim commentators and a female wrapped in a black sheet.

Every report was ended with “death to America”, followed by both telling the female to shut up when she started to squeek out a response.

Funny as all get out.

36 posted on 01/04/2011 8:59:44 AM PST by mmercier
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan
SAUDI PARK

"Oh my God! They beheaded Kenny! You bastards!"
37 posted on 01/04/2011 9:00:47 AM PST by ZX12R
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To: BillM
RE: 31

I agree that the Wahhabis are the zealots, but they are merely reading their books and trying to 'live it' - by spreading death and mayhem - and as you noted, actively recruiting others to join their club. The Saudis fund these activities, and we ignore it.

The other sects may not be as overtly dangerous at this time, but as long as they are basing their beliefs off of the satanically inspired koran - they are ticking time-bombs. The West chooses to ignore this, so not as to offend:
'All religions are equal'... 'All religions have their zealots'... 'The islamic terrorists are misinterpreting their scriptures' ... 'blah' and 'blah'...

38 posted on 01/04/2011 9:11:22 AM PST by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: Poincare
Re: 32

The advantage to an increase in literacy, is that the people might read something else, besides the koran. Hopefully the Bible.

39 posted on 01/04/2011 9:13:53 AM PST by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: El Cid
I don't dispute this, but the Wahhabis terrorize all the others trying to radicalize them.
40 posted on 01/04/2011 9:27:30 AM PST by BillM
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

The whole thing is very simple.

Liberals are idiots. Really. They are ignorant and stupid. I’m not saying this as an insult but as a fact.

Liberals believe:
That Guam could tip over
That fire cannot melt steel
That Christians are ‘dangerous radicals and Islam is peaceful
There are 57 States of America
The Ku Klux Klan was Republican
Democrats fought for civil rights
Abe Lincoln was a liberal Democrat
Jews and not Muslims ran the slave trade out of Africa
etceteras and on and on.

They are either too mentally stupid to understand what Islam is about, or they know and support the atrocities of Islam, or the know and just choose to reject objective fact and reality.

Liberalism is (truly) a mental disorder It causes the afflicted to perceive all things good as evil and all things evil as good. These people are in need of psychiatric care.


41 posted on 01/04/2011 9:42:12 AM PST by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

Call it “I Dream of Jihad!”

(I didn’t come up this the name, I heard it on the local morning radio show this a.m. They were discussing the same topic.)


42 posted on 01/04/2011 9:59:13 AM PST by JHL
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

Laugh along with us as the Imam reads out dad for permitting his teenaged daughter to go to the library without a male family member escorting her, and mom’s burqa shrinks in the wash, exposing leg above the ankle!

Howl at the antics of the infidel neighbors, until they are reduced to a red pulp by a well-deserved roadside IED!

Chuckle as dad takes on wife number three; she’ll be eight soon!


43 posted on 01/04/2011 10:26:11 AM PST by JimRed (Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty too! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: Le Chien Rouge

Exactly.


44 posted on 01/04/2011 11:00:49 AM PST by Hulka
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To: Leigh Patrick Sullivan

The wife would be silent and get hit( or beheaded ) if she was disobedient to her husband.


45 posted on 01/04/2011 11:12:33 AM PST by RnMomof7 (Gal 4:16 asks "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?")
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