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President Says He Will Shift Economy into Overdrive
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 22 Jan 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/23/2011 9:52:58 AM PST by John Semmens

With unemployment still above 9% nationwide and new up-ticks to over 12% in the nation’s largest state, President Obama spoke out on the need to “turn things around.”

“For an economy to grow we need to build and invent stuff,” the president observed. “I’m not quite sure on what it takes to get stuff invented and built, but my Administration has been working hard to try to put together the right mix of bailouts, subsidies, and tax increases to do the trick.”

According to the president, “one of the deterrents to inventing stuff is the uncertainty of turning a profit on what’s invented. Government can help reduce this uncertainty by guaranteeing funding for firms that are inventing the technology of tomorrow—like green energy. Right now, for example, too much wind goes to waste. By harnessing it we can push ahead toward a brighter future.”

The president boasted that his new “jobs and competitiveness panel” would “provide guidance for a floundering private sector. Too many businesses are wondering what they should invent, what they should build. With government guidance coupled with government funding these questions will be answered and the country can move forward under a unified central plan.”

“As Vice-President Biden observed just a while back, every great invention, every great idea of the last 200 years came from government,” the President said. “Government is the uber think tank of our civilization. If we place our trust in the brainpower that resides in government there will be no limit to what we can accomplish.”

The president said that while he is hopeful that the country can move forward in a bipartisan way, the situation is so dire that he is prepared to forge ahead using executive authority. “The bright side is that even those who balk will be swept up in the rising tide of my progressive agenda for the future,” he concluded.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: craptire; inventing; making; satire; stuff; stupid; wasteoftime
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To: John Semmens

Stuff. If Sarah Palin used the word “stuff” as many times as Obama did here, she would never be allowed to live it down; yet out of his mouth, it’s eaten up like nourishment.
“Stuff” - JUVENILE!


41 posted on 01/23/2011 12:29:57 PM PST by Twinkie (LEFTIST FREE SPEECH GOOD. - CONSERVATIVE FREE SPEECH BAD.)
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To: 3niner
"His solution will be to remove the drive shaft. "

Zer0 gave us the shaft a couple of years ago.

42 posted on 01/23/2011 12:56:59 PM PST by Paladin2
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