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School Boys May Be Expelled for Possession of Oregano
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 19 March 2011
| John Semmens
Posted on 03/19/2011 5:03:17 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
TWICE in one day??? you got me twice, shame on you, but keep it up. I love your satire, one day you will need to donate your brain to something.
Are you kin to Mark Twain? lol
To: John Semmens
Were screwed.....Schools are making a mockery of everything....we are in three wars and they are worried about an amusing stunt that hurt no one. I would get a lawyer and say that “we were going to put it on our lunch.”
To: aces
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posted on
03/19/2011 5:40:14 PM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: saganite
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posted on
03/19/2011 5:41:08 PM PDT
by
TChad
To: John Semmens
OFGoshS. Unbelievable. (And I don’t just think that because I did the same thing in high school as a prank).
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posted on
03/19/2011 5:41:44 PM PDT
by
Reddy
(B.O. stinks)
To: Reddy
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posted on
03/19/2011 5:42:19 PM PDT
by
Reddy
(B.O. stinks)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
03/19/2011 5:48:39 PM PDT
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: RansomOttawa
Everybody knows that the song Scarborough Fair (Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme) is really about drugs. It's worse than Puff The Magic Dragon!
-PJ
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posted on
03/19/2011 5:49:50 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day, Mexican on Cinco de Mayo, and American on Election Day.)
To: John Semmens
Thanks for the ping at #18 John. Got caught up on the phone?
Another head shakin’ chuckle.
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posted on
03/19/2011 5:51:06 PM PDT
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: John Semmens
“...Twitman...” What an appropriate name!
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posted on
03/19/2011 5:57:55 PM PDT
by
jennings2004
(Sarah Palin: "The bright light at the end of a very dark tunnel!")
To: John Semmens
I hate the way they tolerate Zero.
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posted on
03/19/2011 6:00:49 PM PDT
by
Gondring
(Paul Revere would have been flamed as a naysayer troll and told to go back to Boston.)
To: poindexters brother
What we need is a zero-idiocy policy.
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posted on
03/19/2011 6:05:16 PM PDT
by
The Antiyuppie
("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
To: John Semmens
Who wants to snort some Cream of Tartar?
Anyway, this story reminds me of a friend back in high school who bought an ounce of Oregano for $25.00. She showed it to me and I was ready to put it in some spaghetti sauce. I couldn’t believe she couldn’t tell it was Oregano LOL!
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posted on
03/19/2011 6:25:04 PM PDT
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: John Semmens
Lock 'em up and throw away the key! /s
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posted on
03/19/2011 7:03:00 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
To: John Semmens
Another example of the mental illness of the left.
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posted on
03/19/2011 8:05:39 PM PDT
by
calex59
To: calex59
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posted on
03/19/2011 8:11:59 PM PDT
by
calex59
To: John Semmens
That's a great one John!
"...the broader objective of bolstering the tools available to the proper authorities.
LOL. Twitman indeed.
To: John Semmens
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posted on
03/19/2011 8:19:56 PM PDT
by
Huntress
("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
To: TChad; John Semmens
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posted on
03/19/2011 8:24:34 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: John Semmens
What a contemptible twit. (snicker)
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posted on
03/19/2011 8:38:10 PM PDT
by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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