Posted on 04/04/2011 2:01:09 PM PDT by DBCJR
Help your Democratic acquaintances explain their voting. They can now pick their reasons from this "TOP 10 List"........
1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".
Oh, you noticed there were 11 reasons vs 10? There are plenty more where these ideas came from.
“I vote democrap because I like PIE!”
...here’s the best reason: I vote Democrat because they actually try to do the things they say they’ll do in their party planks.
{It’s also a stinging indictment to the Republican Party.}
How true!
MoveOn.org would disagree. They are angry with the Anointed One.
“I vote Democrat because Obama will pay for my gas, food, healthcare, and mortgage from his personal stash.”
That is really the only reason most Democratic voters vote for Democrats.
Cuz Oprah paid me to.
12. I vote democrat because I’m racist.
Yeah, I said it. I can’t believe how many people I’ve heard say they voted for Obama because he’s black.
How about, ‘I voted democrat because I’m a fxxxing idiot’?
This post Reminds of this:
You might be a socialist if...
http://www.rootforamerica.com/blog/index.php?entry=entry090720-105623
I voted Democrat because I am too stupid to make my own decisions for myself and I need the government to tell me what to do.
13. I voted Democrat because I believe that receiving a check the government to buy drugs for lying around is morally superior to me working for a living.
14. I voted Democrat because I am sure that my health/sickness is the responsibility of someone in Washington not my own choices.
15. I vote Democrat because all Republicans are in with big business and the Democrat Party is for the working guy and normal people. (Except for GE, GM, Behr Sterns and Freddie and Fannie which are there because they are evil but necessary.)
Will 0 really raise one billion dollars?
What peace, jobs and change did he bring to raise that much? sure the unions will donate without regard.
Since the max you can give to a candidate is 2300.00, There must be millions of stupid people who have already donated.
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