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California GOP to Be Put to Test
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 30 April 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/03/2011 10:50:03 AM PDT by John Semmens

Steadfast refusal to cooperate with the Democratic majority in their bid to cover the state’s deficit by raising taxes may cost Republican lawmakers their share of the take. California Senate President Pro Tem Darrell Steinberg (D-Sacramento) is working on a plan that would focus budget cuts on districts represented by legislators who oppose his Party’s tax hike scheme.

The plan to differentiate between districts is the brainchild of State Treasurer Bill Lockyer (D). “Look, if they’re not going to help us extract more money from taxpayers why should they get an equal share of what we do raise?” Lockyer argued. “It’s simple fairness to reward those who participate and penalize those who don’t.”

Senate GOP leader Bob Dutton conceded that “there’s a certain ‘thieves logic’ to the Democrats’ position. Gang members who don’t aid in the heist don’t get a cut of the loot.” Dutton hastened to add that “we’re not entirely against raising taxes. If some spending restraint is thrown into the deal we could go along.”

Dutton admitted he was unsure how fellow Republicans would respond to the threat of facing bigger cuts in their districts. “It’s blatantly political, but the Democrats have the votes to carry it out,” Dutton observed. “Voters complain about taxes, but they also like being on the government’s teat. Riding the train over the cliff into bankruptcy may be the only politically viable option we have.”

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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/04/30/president-says-tornadoes-may-be-a-blessing-in-disguise/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; loot; satire; secede; secession; taxes

1 posted on 05/03/2011 10:50:07 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Where’s equal representation under the law? Or did I just get my idioms mixed up?


2 posted on 05/03/2011 10:56:28 AM PDT by DallasDeb
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To: John Semmens

“Look, if they’re not going to help us extract more money from taxpayers why should they get an equal share of what we do raise”

Taxpayer money is being used as a weapon of extortion against taxpayers. Taxpayer paid employees are being used as weapons against taxpayers. This is simply extortion. If you give them money they will just threaten you and demand more.

The people have to stand up against these criminals.


3 posted on 05/03/2011 10:57:52 AM PDT by detective
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To: John Semmens

Simple solution: If you don’t get any of the new tax revenues, you don’t have to pay the higher taxes.


4 posted on 05/03/2011 11:03:17 AM PDT by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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To: John Semmens

I’m guessing that Steiberg wants to give California’s conservative counties a solid argument to secede.


5 posted on 05/03/2011 11:06:24 AM PDT by MeganC (NO WAR FOR OIL! ........except when a Democrat's in charge.)
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To: John Semmens

“A Semi-News/Semi-Satire”


6 posted on 05/03/2011 11:12:20 AM PDT by rightwingcrazy
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To: John Semmens

Another excellent satire. I think a good piece should get to the second graph before the reader realizes, “Aw, that SOB got me AGAIN!”


7 posted on 05/03/2011 11:15:15 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Oh, well, any excuse to buy a new gun is good enough for me.)
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To: John Semmens

It’s a test for the CaliWhigs just to survive. They’re not going to win any statewide elections.


8 posted on 05/03/2011 11:18:51 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Imagine.... a world without islam.)
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9 posted on 05/03/2011 11:20:37 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Almost as evil as the Freeper Criminal Mastermind)
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To: John Semmens

If they stick to their guns this will grow Republican representation in the state.


10 posted on 05/03/2011 11:20:58 AM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: John Semmens

Most of the give-away programs already are in Democrat areas.


11 posted on 05/03/2011 11:27:45 AM PDT by forgotten man (forgotten man)
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Senate GOP leader Bob Dutton

Do the CA GOP meet in a phone booth?

12 posted on 05/03/2011 1:15:18 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Palin/Bachman 2012 (what will the NAGS say??? :-) ))
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