Cultural degradation at the hands of Michelle Obama, Wilma Proops and the “beautiful” people

coachisright.com ^ | May 8, 2011 | Suzanne Eovaldi, staff writer

[jmaroneps37]

Starting her day with rashers of free range turkey glasses of red fruits juices and a ten minute workout on the Vibration Exercise Machine which she uses on advice from “Aunt Agony to the stars”, Liverpudlian Wilma Proops is giving our First Lady a toned body.

What with the heavy schedule of White House entertainment and full plate dinners, Michelle Obama is taking care of herself in all of the right ways, especially after having served her guests $150 lb Waygu beef entrees.

Now, just who is this loon Aunt Agony? Wilma Proops appeared on the international stage, according to her own autobiography “Shut Your Gob and Listen to ME!” by trying to advise David Blaine when he was suspended “in his Perspex Box above the River Thames in London.”

Proops somehow propelled herself onto the top of Blaine’s box, and while the magician was completely ignoring her Proops tripped and revealed to the world that she doesn’t wear underpants! “I know I should have been wearing drawers,” she said later, ‘but they don’t go with a red hat. . .” the First Lady’s workout guru offered afterwards.

She used this both exciting and shocking incident to catapult herself into the world of celebrity bling and promote her vibrating slab of exercise torture to which our FLOTUS daily devotes her precious White House time and increasingly toned body.

Consider this morsel of insider poop from a well placed Michelle watcher: “for each tasty treat she [Michelle] eats, she spends up to another ten minutes on the Vibration Plate Exercise Machine she bought from Wilma Proops.”

…that’s not all. With Jill Biden at her side, early in her tenure, our first lady went to feed the poor at a D.C. food kitchen in $540 gym shoes…

[jmaroneps37]

These people have been deliberately destroying our culture from day one.

[MasterGunner01]

If Moochie is getting toned and buffed for her FLOTUS position, perhaps she might start with a boob job and getting a huge amount of liposuction to remove all that fat from here two-axe handle wide booty call.

This woman is not beautiful or glamorous. She's a cheap opportunist that attached herself to a successful community organizer fraud and Marxist activist. She's the worst kind of trash and her husband ought to be in jail.

[1_Rain_Drop]

wow, wagu beef is $150? only 2 years ago it was $100.

To think that I flinch at paying $5.99 a lb for any old slab of meat. What's wrong with me?

"“for each tasty treat she [Michelle] eats, she spends up to another ten minutes on the Vibration Plate Exercise Machine she bought from Wilma Proops.”

Moochelle bought this machine with whose $$$?
If Moochelle spends another 10 mins for each tasty treat, why do we still see her? According to my calculations she's not to get off this machine till sometime near 2037.

[kitkat]

***If Moochelle spends another 10 mins for each tasty treat, why do we still see her? According to my calculations she’s not to get off this machine till sometime near 2037.***

LOL! I love it.

[freekitty]

How much is this costing the taxpayer? I heard she had a special trainer flown in.

[Palladin]

ROFL! By then her ass should be the size of Twiggy’s.

[clearcarbon]

"These people have been deliberately destroying our culture from day one."

They do it for the children.