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Candidate’s Attempt to Forge Bond Hits Sour Note
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 16 June 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/18/2011 11:00:04 AM PDT by John Semmens

Republican presidential candidate former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney’s attempt to forge a bond with unemployed Florida voters hit a sour note when he tried to characterize himself as an “unemployed American.”

A spokesman for the Romney campaign insisted that the claim is “essentially true. He has no job. He’s not on anyone’s payroll. And he’s looking for work. He meets the criteria for being classified as unemployed.”

The fact that Romney is a millionaire and that his “job search” expenses are being paid out of a multimillion dollar campaign fund was brushed aside as irrelevant. “Corporate executives who are downsized are still counted as unemployed even if they have millions in the bank when they’re let go,” the spokesman pointed out. “So, based on the facts, the Governor’s statement is correct.”

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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/06/17/president-rejects-need-for-congressional-approval-of-libyan-military-operation/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: millionaire; romney; satire; unemployment

1 posted on 06/18/2011 11:00:09 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Poor guy will be unemployed for another six years, at least, I expect.


2 posted on 06/18/2011 11:23:24 AM PDT by Safetgiver (I'd rather die under a free American sky than live under a Socialist regime.)
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To: John Semmens

Sure, I’ll buy into that!


3 posted on 06/18/2011 11:26:15 AM PDT by ngat
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To: John Semmens

I’m sure glad I read beyond the headline...for a moment, I thought he might be going to the Big House for forgery.


4 posted on 06/18/2011 11:44:11 AM PDT by Clioman
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To: Clioman

I know. What an idiotic headline.


5 posted on 06/18/2011 12:28:47 PM PDT by Graneros ("It is no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another.")
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To: John Semmens

I will do my best to ensure that he stays unemployed. Maybe he should move back to Detroit and draw unemployment, welfare, Medicaid, housing subsidies, etc.


6 posted on 06/18/2011 2:02:07 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (There's a pill for just about everything ... except stupid!)
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To: John Semmens

G DAMN IT TO HELL THEY”RE AT IT AGAIN ARRGGGG!!! The liberal media is picking our canidate again. If this flip-flopping f’ing RINO is it then Obama has already been re-elected, the election is over before it began.


7 posted on 06/18/2011 2:07:39 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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