Posted on 06/27/2011 2:53:30 PM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad
Now that same-sex couples can marry, and call each other husband and wife, or whatever the preferred nomenclature, let's face it; it's an act of the imagination. So, what do you want to be today?
I hereby proclaim myself as Padishah Emperor Muad'ib Atreides the First, Supreme Ruler of Terra and Arrakis, President of the Landsraat, Controller of The Spice, Supreme Director of CHOAM, Kwisatz Haderach and the Mahdi of the Known Universe.
Now say, "All hail !", and swear alliegiance to me on your Orange Catholic Bible.
Ain't imagination great ?!
Come on, folks......now that a man can call himself another mans wife, and a woman call herself another womans husband, what kind of high-falutin' titles can you think up for yourselves ?
Remember, humor is the best medicine......
Your “duned” to failure... LOL!
Semi-humor:
If I was single I would petition to be allowed to marry my sisters. And my dog.
Why conservatives aren’t attacking this from that angle is beyond me.
Dude, it's kind of racist to want to take over Obama's title.
I think you might have been hitting the juice of sapho a little too hard.
I thought that was Hillary’s past-time.
A psychotherapist seems like a good profession right now.
That cool I could get marry in Klington LOL!
LOL to the replies so far. I admit to being a fan of “Dune”. For me, one of the great sci-fi novels of all time, worthy of the title “Masterpiece”.
The lawyers must be salivating. Just think of all the new same sex divorce cases that’ll be on their dockets!
It ain't polygamy if only one of my wives is human. I'm going to marry 17 chickens for the tax deductions.
Obama will have to best me in crysknife combat, demonstrate mastery of the Weirding Way, take the Gom Jabbar, and one-up me in riding shai-hulud if he wants that title !!!
A new voting block for the rats and a cash cow for the lawYers, meanwhile NY like most rat controlled states are in the toilet...BUT WE HAVE GAY MARRIAGE!!!! Nice to see the politicians working for the people do we expect anything more?
Oops.....forgot the Water of Life.
Stupid me.
Not sure what to call them, but if I were looking to get into the country illegally and stay here, and I was a girl, I think I’d sign up for a lesbian marriage in New York.
Because what are they going to do, take me to court for not consumating the marriage? How the heck would i ever consumate the marriage?
And I don’t have to worry about pregnancy. In fact, if I’m a single girl sharing an apartment, it’s probably a good idea to just get a marriage license for the arrangement. No need to actually have “sex”, and we can prove we were already “living together”, and then if my roomate has a good health insurance, I can just tack on to it as the spouse.
My guess is the stigma of being in a committed gay relationship would be too much still for a male to do this.
Oops.....forgot the Water of Life.
Stupid me.
I'm surprised so many are fine with government keeping lists of who is gay. Before it was a private matter, now, big brother knows exactly who they are. (another angle Conservatives could have used that they didn't).
Someone needs to sue them to marry their car. After all, the legislature has decided the destroy the traditional definition of marriage.
It’s alright to laugh and make fun. But consider, after your children and grandchildren are endoctrinated with LGBT “sensitivity” in schools and public media, what they might decide they want to be themselves. You might need some “sensitivity training” yourself in order to properly appreciate your future “thing-in-law.”
I’m beginning to be glad I’m old and won’t be around to witness what’s coming. That’s a fact. I don’t think I could handle it.
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