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DUmmie FUnnies 07-05-11 (Pitt proclaims, "I Pledge Allegiance to the Pole")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 5, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 07/05/2011 4:38:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: Charles Henrickson

Classic Pitt! I can’t wait for his next 2,000 word essay on bulletin-board thumb tacks.


21 posted on 07/05/2011 5:42:42 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson

“God help you if you’re gay and in love. . . .

[Gaia help the gayah playah!]”

Genius.


22 posted on 07/05/2011 5:50:40 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“I Pledge Allegiance to the Pole “

So now he’s the dancer at Bukowskis?


23 posted on 07/05/2011 5:51:32 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: darkangel82

I actually meant baby food that the baby spat out, *then* got eaten by the cat (or dog!) and puked up.

Maybe I wasn’t clear.

:-)


24 posted on 07/05/2011 5:52:54 PM PDT by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Sounds like Pitt had a few too many beers yesterday.


25 posted on 07/05/2011 6:07:37 PM PDT by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I think about all those old nails in the wood of that pole. What messages did they carry? Were they important? Can I make last call at Bukowskis?
26 posted on 07/05/2011 6:12:48 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson

That pole has more sentience than Pole Pitt...


27 posted on 07/05/2011 6:22:58 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson
Oh my word.

I remember this guy when he was a freeper, he was a liberal and a idiot, wordy too but he has devolved.

["Bores and Types Forever."]

You nailed it.

28 posted on 07/05/2011 6:33:52 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
You nailed it.

To the pole.

29 posted on 07/05/2011 6:36:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Pitt and the Ponderous.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

And Ben Burch worships the pole.


30 posted on 07/05/2011 6:40:38 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Charles Henrickson

Geeez. It was only a couple of weeks ago when they were pledging allegiance to a Weiner.


31 posted on 07/05/2011 6:41:52 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (When the going gets tough, the tough check themselves into "rehab".)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I remember everything we aren't supposed to remember anymore.

Except what happened on May 12, 2006. That has gone down his memory hole forever.

32 posted on 07/05/2011 6:42:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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Like how he thought he could get a job as a politico or a pundit, instead of being a lousy bouncer at Bukowski's. . .

It's got to be depressing when your world shrinks from a fantasy of appearing regularly on the tube as a pundit for millions to the harsh cold reality of pounding an eight square foot piece of pavement in front of a bar.

Welcome to Willie World!

33 posted on 07/05/2011 6:48:11 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Charles Henrickson
I Pledge Allegiance to the Pole

Happy Festivus!

34 posted on 07/05/2011 7:06:25 PM PDT by seowulf ("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Silly liberals...

The only thing of importance that can be said about nails in a utility pole is that if you have to climb that pole, each nail represents an opportunity to “cut out” and take a fast trip to the bottom of the pole. Climbing spikes (AKA “Gaffs”) don’t penetrate nails all that well.


35 posted on 07/05/2011 7:20:34 PM PDT by meyer (We will not sit down and shut up.)
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I Pledge Allegiance to the Pole

Benburch, is that you?

Into the top 40 like Kasey Kasem on a walker!

36 posted on 07/05/2011 8:27:31 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
It does it's job tolerably well. . . . [Unlike me, William Rivers Pitt, a self-proclaimed writer who can't tell the difference between "it's" and "its."]

It's the sign of a writer too lazy or too poorly educated to distinguish between "its" (possessive) and "it's" (contraction for "it is").

37 posted on 07/05/2011 8:30:23 PM PDT by hsalaw
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To: PJ-Comix

OTOH Pitt is still quite famous here at FR. Any time he feels forgotten he just read a DUFU.


38 posted on 07/05/2011 8:30:44 PM PDT by SoCal SoCon (Yesterday Argentina, Today Greece, Tomorrow America)
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To: SoCal SoCon

he “should” just read


39 posted on 07/05/2011 8:31:22 PM PDT by SoCal SoCon (Yesterday Argentina, Today Greece, Tomorrow America)
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To: Charles Henrickson

There’s Pitt again, opening his heart for us. Oh, wait. It’s his colon.


40 posted on 07/05/2011 8:35:30 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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