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McConnell’s Proposal to Cede Debt Authority to President Gaining Traction
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 15 July 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/16/2011 11:20:56 AM PDT by John Semmens

Fearful that a failure to raise the federal government’s debt ceiling “could lead to the end of government as we know it,” Senator Mitch McConnell (R-Ken) has proposed legislation that would grant President Barack Obama unilateral authority to increase the nation’s debt load.

“In an ideal world decisions on how much the government ought to spend should be made by Congress,” McConnell said. “However, the current crisis requires that we think outside of the ‘Constitutional box.’ With the legislative power split between our two Parties there is no chance for an agreement on how to deal with this crisis. Our only option is to consolidate the decision-making authority in the Executive.”

President Obama hailed McConnell’s proposal as “innovative” and praised the Senator for “putting patriotism ahead of partisanship.” “As the one person with the vision and perspective to guide this nation through these perilous times it is fitting that I be granted the authority necessary to effect expeditious solutions,” the President declared. “The inability of the multi-member legislature to speak with one voice on this issue highlights the need for us to change the process. I commend Senator McConnell for initiating the means by which Congress will cede its fiscal responsibilities to me.”

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) was equally generous in praising McConnell. “It’s the President that gets the credit or the blame for the state of the economy,” Reid observed. “It’s only fair that he have an unfettered hand to direct the economy. Granting him the authority to raise the debt ceiling on his own responsibility is an important first step toward consolidating the powers necessary for a coherent control of the economic life of the nation. Senator McConnell should be recognized as a true patriot.”

Senator John McCain cautioned that opposition to McConnell’s proposal could constitute “treason.” “This country is fighting for its economic survival,” McCain argued. “The President is our Commander-in-Chief in this fight. It is everyone’s duty to get behind him, follow his orders, and carry out his plan. That’s what I would’ve expected if I had won the 2008 election. As a matter of principle I can’t impede giving President Obama my wholehearted support. That’s what every loyal American should do.”

House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) expressed doubts that he could get McConnell’s plan through the House. “If the debt ceiling isn’t raised the government will be forced to cut spending,” Boehner observed. “Right now, that means that the debt ceiling acts like a defacto ‘balanced budget Amendment.’ This gives the anti-spending crowd tremendous leverage. Of course, actually cutting spending would be a shock to the system. It’s an open question as to whether fear of such a shock will create enough desperation to pass McConnell’s proposal.”

Efforts to incite fear got a boost from key Democrats who promised that “failure to grant the President sufficient authority to deal with the crisis will mean the end of this country.” “We’re talking about an Armageddon scenario,” warned Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY). “Republicans may think that there’s lots of fat that could be trimmed, but they need to remember that the Administration has the discretion over what does and doesn’t get cut. The President is already on record indicating that Social Security benefits and Medicare will be among the first casualties. The military, Border Patrol, and FBI are also prime targets. Is the GOP ready to take the heat when the media blames them for forcing the President to wreck the country?”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: craptire; debt; fearmongering; notworthreading; satire; stupid; tyranny; wasteoftime
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1 posted on 07/16/2011 11:21:06 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The idea of doing anything legally permissible to oppose McConnell in his next election so he is gone is gaining traction in my mind...


2 posted on 07/16/2011 11:23:34 AM PDT by PieterCasparzen (We need to fix things ourselves)
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To: John Semmens

Senators who think like that:

Place politics OVER the Constitution.

That is political garbage, they’ve got to go.


3 posted on 07/16/2011 11:25:28 AM PDT by PieterCasparzen (We need to fix things ourselves)
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To: John Semmens
Senator John McCain cautioned that opposition to McConnell’s proposal could constitute “treason.” “This country is fighting for its economic survival,” McCain argued. “The President is our Commander-in-Chief in this fight. It is everyone’s duty to get behind him, follow his orders, and carry out his plan.

I've got no words of wisdom for anyone who believes the above quote.
4 posted on 07/16/2011 11:29:56 AM PDT by Nonsense Unlimited
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To: John Semmens

Semi, demi satire I would say..


5 posted on 07/16/2011 11:31:49 AM PDT by AndrewB (FUBO)
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To: PieterCasparzen; John Semmens
The idea of doing anything legally permissible to oppose McConnell
in his next election so he is gone is gaining traction in my mind...

STOP THAT, JOHN!
these satires, are becoming real
....
I agree, w/ you...I live in his state.


6 posted on 07/16/2011 11:33:00 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (You do not have to smear (Pharaoh / Imam / DumboEars) Obama w/ lies....the truth does a fine job. :)
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To: John Semmens
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“CONGRESS? I DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ WUSSIE CONGRESS! I GOT MY CZARS!! BWAHAHAHAHA…”


7 posted on 07/16/2011 11:33:14 AM PDT by Dick Bachert (The 2012 election is coming. Seems we have MORE TRASH TO REMOVE!)
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To: John Semmens

LOL. Well done, John.


8 posted on 07/16/2011 11:36:26 AM PDT by kabar
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To: John Semmens

Chucky Shmucky is telling us exactly what our Marxist in Chief will do. John Boehner needs to get a bill on the floor for a vote on what Republicans want appropriations for and let’s see what happens in the Senate. Call their bluff and get them all on record with a vote.


9 posted on 07/16/2011 11:38:04 AM PDT by QwertyKPH (I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!)
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To: QwertyKPH

It will NOT pass in the House, and if DeMint has any say..it won’t pass in the Senate either..


10 posted on 07/16/2011 11:39:16 AM PDT by ken5050 (Save the earth..it's the ONLY planet with CHOCOLATE!!!)
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To: Nonsense Unlimited
McCain argued. “The President is our Commander-in-Chief in this fight. It is
everyone’s duty to get behind him, follow his orders, and carry out his plan.
I've got no words of wisdom for anyone who believes the above quote.

*sigh*....
I'm sure; Stalin / Hitler / Mao-tse / Castro / Pol-Pot & OBama,
would've totally agreed with that (fine) statement, too.

Russian / German: "YAH!....Ve have our orders!!!!!"


11 posted on 07/16/2011 11:45:25 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (You do not have to smear (Pharaoh / Imam / DumboEars) Obama w/ lies....the truth does a fine job. :)
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[Fearful that a failure to raise the federal government’s debt ceiling “could lead to the end of government as we know it,” Senator Mitch McConnell.]

That’s the whole point, you ignorant ass! It would be the “end” of Government as McConnell knows it. The rest of us would celebrate in the streets!


12 posted on 07/16/2011 11:49:50 AM PDT by PSYCHO-FREEP (Always Remember You're Unique.......(Just Like everyone Else.))
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Boehner observed. “Right now, that means that the debt ceiling acts like a defacto ‘balanced budget Amendment.’ This gives the anti-spending crowd tremendous leverage.

Well duuugh... Go Boehner.. do not raise the debt ceiling..

13 posted on 07/16/2011 12:01:10 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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ping


14 posted on 07/16/2011 12:04:20 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Very clever writing.


15 posted on 07/16/2011 12:08:09 PM PDT by lurk
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To: John Semmens

You’re a satirist! Quit being a prognosticator.


16 posted on 07/16/2011 12:12:58 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: John Semmens
it wouldn't be funny if it weren't so true

after McConnell grows a chin he should then grow a set of stones

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17 posted on 07/16/2011 12:13:20 PM PDT by Elle Bee
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To: John Semmens

The fine print of the bill will be a directive to change the name of the executive office from “president” to “Caesar.”

Normally, such an action would require a constitutional amendment, but hey, that’s all passe.

Great satire, as always. Although, by tomorrow it will probably be news.


18 posted on 07/16/2011 12:19:22 PM PDT by EternalVigilance ('Raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure.' -- Sen. Barack Obama, 2006)
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To: John Semmens

Oh, for God’s sake!
Doesn’t ANYONE have any nads anymore?
McConnell will wish he never opened his YAP for this!!!
(My congresscritter has been contacted to this effect.)


19 posted on 07/16/2011 12:29:34 PM PDT by matginzac
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To: John Semmens

Got me good. I was almost ready to be destructive. lol


20 posted on 07/16/2011 12:31:59 PM PDT by annieokie
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