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McConnell’s Proposal to Cede Debt Authority to President Gaining Traction
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 15 July 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/16/2011 11:20:56 AM PDT by John Semmens

Fearful that a failure to raise the federal government’s debt ceiling “could lead to the end of government as we know it,” Senator Mitch McConnell (R-Ken) has proposed legislation that would grant President Barack Obama unilateral authority to increase the nation’s debt load.

“In an ideal world decisions on how much the government ought to spend should be made by Congress,” McConnell said. “However, the current crisis requires that we think outside of the ‘Constitutional box.’ With the legislative power split between our two Parties there is no chance for an agreement on how to deal with this crisis. Our only option is to consolidate the decision-making authority in the Executive.”

President Obama hailed McConnell’s proposal as “innovative” and praised the Senator for “putting patriotism ahead of partisanship.” “As the one person with the vision and perspective to guide this nation through these perilous times it is fitting that I be granted the authority necessary to effect expeditious solutions,” the President declared. “The inability of the multi-member legislature to speak with one voice on this issue highlights the need for us to change the process. I commend Senator McConnell for initiating the means by which Congress will cede its fiscal responsibilities to me.”

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) was equally generous in praising McConnell. “It’s the President that gets the credit or the blame for the state of the economy,” Reid observed. “It’s only fair that he have an unfettered hand to direct the economy. Granting him the authority to raise the debt ceiling on his own responsibility is an important first step toward consolidating the powers necessary for a coherent control of the economic life of the nation. Senator McConnell should be recognized as a true patriot.”

Senator John McCain cautioned that opposition to McConnell’s proposal could constitute “treason.” “This country is fighting for its economic survival,” McCain argued. “The President is our Commander-in-Chief in this fight. It is everyone’s duty to get behind him, follow his orders, and carry out his plan. That’s what I would’ve expected if I had won the 2008 election. As a matter of principle I can’t impede giving President Obama my wholehearted support. That’s what every loyal American should do.”

House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) expressed doubts that he could get McConnell’s plan through the House. “If the debt ceiling isn’t raised the government will be forced to cut spending,” Boehner observed. “Right now, that means that the debt ceiling acts like a defacto ‘balanced budget Amendment.’ This gives the anti-spending crowd tremendous leverage. Of course, actually cutting spending would be a shock to the system. It’s an open question as to whether fear of such a shock will create enough desperation to pass McConnell’s proposal.”

Efforts to incite fear got a boost from key Democrats who promised that “failure to grant the President sufficient authority to deal with the crisis will mean the end of this country.” “We’re talking about an Armageddon scenario,” warned Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY). “Republicans may think that there’s lots of fat that could be trimmed, but they need to remember that the Administration has the discretion over what does and doesn’t get cut. The President is already on record indicating that Social Security benefits and Medicare will be among the first casualties. The military, Border Patrol, and FBI are also prime targets. Is the GOP ready to take the heat when the media blames them for forcing the President to wreck the country?”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: craptire; debt; fearmongering; notworthreading; satire; stupid; tyranny; wasteoftime
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To: John Semmens

What’s scary John is you write it then it comes true.


41 posted on 07/16/2011 3:47:47 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: John Semmens
"could lead to the end of government as we know it"

Mega LOL!!! That is so spot on!
42 posted on 07/16/2011 4:50:50 PM PDT by Genoa (Starve the beast.)
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To: John Semmens

I don’t know if I get a bigger kick from your articles or from the responses. Either way .. keep up the good work my FRiend.


43 posted on 07/16/2011 5:08:00 PM PDT by pnut22
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To: John Semmens

John, Thanks for the ping to another head shakin’ chuckler. We appreciate your work.


44 posted on 07/16/2011 6:39:12 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

If Mitch McConnell can’t do HIS job, he should be replaced. Congress should definitely NOT cede this to the President. The Republicans should stand firm against raising the debt ceiling, and hit back every time the Dems spout their lies about Soc. Sec. and Medicare.


45 posted on 07/16/2011 11:31:33 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: John Semmens

Aw carp! Got me again! LOL!


46 posted on 07/16/2011 11:37:26 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: John Semmens
The scariest part of this piece of satire is that it doesn't require much of a stretch of one's imagination, more of a slightly extended reach, actually, to picture each of the people 'quoted' in the article actually saying ALL of the things attributed to them.

Once again, Mr. Semmens, an excellent job!

47 posted on 07/17/2011 6:40:42 AM PDT by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: Rocky; John Semmens
Sometimes it does seem like the dems treat John's satire like an instruction manual.
48 posted on 07/17/2011 6:44:52 AM PDT by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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