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Posted on 07/19/2011 8:00:38 AM PDT by ken21
WHY I'M DEPRESSED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to China. I was so depressed last night thinking about my retirement, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, etc. that I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
Didn't that little passage make it into the koran somewhere... with a different meaning?
Now that’s funny!
That's why gays think the promised land is San Francisco.
I wanna steal that! Funny!!! I cant pull it up though :(
it’s yours to copy.
it’s been around the internet.
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