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City Shuts Down Ill Woman’s Yard Sale [SATIRE]
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 20 August 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/20/2011 8:09:35 PM PDT by John Semmens

A Salem, Oregon woman’s desperate efforts to raise funds to treat her bone cancer were stifled by City officials. Jan Cline had been holding weekly yard sales trading her possessions for the cash she needs to pay medical bills. City rules limit the number of yard sales per address to three per year.

Harden Callas, spokesman for the City’s Community Development Department urged people “to not lose sight of the bigger picture here. We know a lot of people are going to feel sympathetic toward Ms. Cline. But we can’t let her or anyone else put their own personal needs ahead of the community’s needs.”

“It’s a residential neighborhood,” Callas went on. “Allowing three yard sales a year is more than a generous concession to individual rights, if you ask me. It’s unfortunate that she sick, but if we bend the rules for her others will want exceptions too.”

Callas suggested that Cline “go on Medicaid. That way, she can keep all her stuff and let the government pay her medical bills.”

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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/08/20/obama-compares-self-to-lincoln/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: bureaucracy; medicaid; regulations; satire
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To: John Semmens

Got me. DOH!


21 posted on 08/20/2011 9:02:54 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
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To: gunsequalfreedom
"More than three yard sales a year and you are not having a yard sale, you are running a business from your home."

Friends, avoid buying anything that you don't need, and do whatever you can to sink your local real estate market. Become more self-sufficient each month, and learn to produce something of necessity (as a hobby for now). Starve the Bs. Starve 'em out of their parasitic positions, then drive the busybodies out of the neighborhood.

I love where this economy is going: to freedom.


22 posted on 08/20/2011 9:06:02 PM PDT by familyop (Behold the genius in contemporary political speech.)
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To: gunsequalfreedom

I get that, and saying that rules are rules is one thing but claiming that government grants concessions to individual rights is a wholly different matter. That is what I was pointing out. Separate from this, I also don’t see why one should not run a business from a home.


23 posted on 08/20/2011 9:11:27 PM PDT by JimWayne
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To: 43north
your satires read more like true stories every week. <<

Gawd!.....ain't that the truth!.....The satire pieces always get me!..They are the little pictures that represent the "Big Picture" that liberals remind us to not lose focus on and wish for......

24 posted on 08/20/2011 9:11:32 PM PDT by M-cubed
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To: John Semmens
Thought I heard this one a week ago as a real story?
25 posted on 08/20/2011 9:14:59 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (I love how the FR spellchecker doesn't recognize the word "Obama")
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To: JimWayne
I also don’t see why one should not run a business from a home.

If you home is in a business district or area zoned commercial, I have not problem with it either.

Actually, you have have a home office I could care less. But if you are having delivery trucks show up, or customers coming and going constantly in a residential neighbourhood, nope, it ain't right.

26 posted on 08/20/2011 9:18:30 PM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: John Semmens

...is more than a generous concession to individual rights

WTF????

In other words, “Pay your taxes and kiss our asses and we MIGHT let you do something with your stuff... (which is actually OUR STUFF, we just let you think you own it!!!)


27 posted on 08/20/2011 9:25:13 PM PDT by djf (One of the few FReepers who NEVER clicked the "dead weasel" thread!! But may not last much longer...)
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To: Last Dakotan

Took me a couple passes to pick up on it.

I reported it as forum abuse, here is my comment:

This is plain forum abuse.
We have enough trouble with government to not need some a**hole publishing stuff that will get people all fired up.


28 posted on 08/20/2011 9:31:55 PM PDT by djf (One of the few FReepers who NEVER clicked the "dead weasel" thread!! But may not last much longer...)
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To: djf
This is plain forum abuse.

Agreed.

29 posted on 08/20/2011 9:33:20 PM PDT by Last Dakotan
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To: Last Dakotan

Not to mention FR is getting quoted more and more by other media.

This is lawsuit type stuff... seriously.


30 posted on 08/20/2011 9:35:19 PM PDT by djf (One of the few FReepers who NEVER clicked the "dead weasel" thread!! But may not last much longer...)
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To: 43north
your satires read more like true stories every week. <<

Gawd!.....ain't that the truth!.....The satire pieces always get me!..They are the little pictures that represent the "Big Picture" that liberals remind us to not lose focus on and wish for......

31 posted on 08/20/2011 9:44:04 PM PDT by M-cubed
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To: John Semmens

One of the very best things about the little town in Tx where I live is that they understand that a person should be able to haul their own stuff out in their own yard and sell it without permits and restrictions. It is coincidentally nestled against a military base, and full of retired military people.


32 posted on 08/20/2011 10:20:39 PM PDT by Texas Gal
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To: JimWayne

Too many people were running retail businesses from their garages and front yards, causing the limiting of sales permitted. Three seems a bit stingy, but 20 a year ain’t your typical house cleanup!


33 posted on 08/21/2011 9:37:26 AM PDT by JimRed (Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: Last Dakotan

I totally agree. While deceivingly could-happens,they are childish.


34 posted on 08/21/2011 9:40:24 AM PDT by Gaffer
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