DUmmie FUnnies (Obama The Magic Republican)

DUmmie Funnies | Sept. 3, 2011 | Rookie Daniel M. Ryan and DUmmies

[danielmryan]

All right. Self-appointed newbie Daniel M. Ryan here with the latest outpouring of righteous frustration and noble despair at the DUmp. After a Dem had the forethought to stick the latest poll results into Obama's teleprompter, The 0ne thought quick and killed off the job-killing EPA regs. The DUmmies were deprived, and that made them depraved.

So depraved, in fact, many of them are turning on The Anointed One! True fact: one DUmmie was so frustrated and despairing, he actually wished Mitt Romney or - gasp - Rick Perry would win next year's election. Said DUmmie must be one of the 2% or 3% who don't receive any government cheese. Call him part of the Batsey Street Irregulars.

Response has been so strong, your humble neophytic alternate guest has an easy job of it. As is customary, DUmmir ravings are in Bolshevik red and your humble scribe's are in the [customary brackets].

Who needs air when you have Corporate Profits.

[Who needs jobs when you can have Corporate Losses?]

Well, what can you expect from a Republican president?

[So THAT's why Chris Buckley and Colin Powell voted for him! It's a CONSPIRACY, I tell you!]

Raise your hand if you thought Bush was as bad as it could get?

[Good lordy! Next thing you know, Obama will prosecute the War on Terror and support Israel!]

What is the goal of this administration?

[To make the Republicans look good in 2010 and great in 2012! It's a CONSPIRACY, I tell you!]

Oh, come on ... Only people being fooled are those who don't know that Obama is doing the fooling-!!

[Well, what else can you expect from a Republican President?]

If he says yes to Tar Sands pipeline then he has gone over the cliff

[If he says yes to Tar Sands pipeline, I'll break my bong! Really really, I will!]

Well, the Dem Party right now is the Koch Bros. Dem Party/Third Way ....

[You betcha! It's a CONSPIRACY, I tell you!]

And to hell with future generations

[Good God, they'll have JOBS! The horror!]

Gonna be great for children's hospitals and undertakers.

[And he had to sign the bill in order to find out what was in it!]

Did someone remove his spine or was he born without it..

[It was the Koch brothers, I tell you! Warren and George Koch!]

The repugs would be fools to put this man out of the White House.

[Its a CONSPIRACY, I tell you!]

Obama is not up to the job

[He made me put the year '2008' on my welfare application!]

He's only doing what the WSJ told him to do...just 2 days ago!

[Well, what else can you expect from a Republican President?]

Remember all the times that Bush reached across the aisle to give us Libs something

[Without even being asked sometimes.]

I would pay good money to see a competent shrink's analysis of B.O.

[I'm so bonged out, I might even go to the Free Republic for it!]

"Not a dime's worth of difference"

[Hello, extremism!]

He's only been in office (x) number of months, he's being tactical... He's a really smart guy, he knows what he's doing. BTW, where have all the rest of his defenders gone?

[In a shocking break from the usual habit, several of them were spotted...in liquor stores. One of them was even caught smoking a cigarette.]

Let the Bush pollution limits continue as long as it is not job killing?? makes no sense

[Of course it makes no sense! He's about to unveil a jobs plan!]

I've made a shocking but serious conclusion...

[It's a CONSPIRACY, I tell you!]

[danielmryan]

A big, huge hat tip to the usual DUmmie watchers, Charles Hendrickson and PJ-Comix. I horned my way in because, to be honest, I couldn't resist. Not to mention the fact that the material was so good, a neophyte like me could handle it.

Oh: a bonus Dummie.

attention all freepers... on this thread, knocking my BELOVED Democratic President. I will "Stop It" when Barack Obama is relected and my foot is knee deep in your azz. Have a nice imaginary tea party day.

[Those Koch brothers...they're everywhere!]

[Mercat]

IB4TP

[GeronL]

Yes, but your DuFu doesn’t go on their official DUFU blog, right?

http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/

[The_Victor]

You should get with PJ. I’m sure he would welcome some talented help for his blog, but simply stealing his schtick is bad form.

[ez]

Agreed. Surely you can come up with something original in the universe of all that is possible?

[USS Alaska]

Are you the same poser-poster that axed the same question five times and then came back with another full screed trying to explain your position?

So, you think you've come up with a new and clever way to get hits on your crappy blog?

As I suggested to you before, stop writing and get a real job, but start slowly, you've proven you can't handle too much at one time.

[Sea Parrot]

Pulleeeeze. lighten up.

[CAluvdubya]

A big, huge hat tip to the usual DUmmie watchers, Charles Hendrickson and PJ-Comix. I horned my way in because, to be honest, I couldn't resist.

Since I haven't received a ping, I'm assuming you don't have the ping list and therefore, not officially representing DUFU.

Most folks just message PJ or Charles and let them know if they think there's a good thread over at the DUmp....not actually write it up.

I agree with whomever that if you didn't get permission, it's bad form to horn in on someone else's schtick.

[CAluvdubya]

Forgot to ping youse to my post #8