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Helen Thomas: 'Playmate of the Year'?
BizPacReview.com ^
| September 13, 2011
| Michael Dorstewitz
Posted on 09/15/2011 9:28:16 AM PDT by cap10mike
Late Thursday, the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission announced that next year’s Playmate of the Year will be former White House press corps member Helen Thomas. The EEOC declared this its latestvictory in a never-ending quest for equality in the workplace.
In a related story, shortly after the EEOC announcement, Hugh Hefner, 96, founder of Playboy Enterprises, died of a massive heart attack in his Los Angeles mansion.
Uh, just kidding. I’m merely demonstrating that when we take social engineering to its logical conclusion, we get illogical results.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: action; affirmative; classes; protected
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:28:24 AM PDT
by
cap10mike
To: cap10mike
Some good pics would suit this article!
To: cap10mike
Naming Helen Thomas as “Playmate of the Year” is just as logical as giving the Nobel Peace Prize to President Obama!
To: cap10mike
Similar to Kurt Vonnegut’s “prediction” in Harrison Bergeron (1961).
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:32:19 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Don't Blame Me, I voted for Kodos!)
To: Erik Latranyi
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:34:12 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Don't Blame Me, I voted for Kodos!)
To: 2harddrive
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:34:42 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Don't Blame Me, I voted for Kodos!)
To: cap10mike
This thread is not relevant without the obligatory photos.
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:35:50 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
(".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
To: cap10mike
If any of you are even thinking of doing it... for the love of God, please don’t. Bless you, in advance.
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:37:48 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: cap10mike
Oh the humanity...Please...no...don’t...no pics.
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:37:57 AM PDT
by
PowderMonkey
(WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
To: Kartographer
One more before my eyes explode!
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:38:25 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
(".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
To: Kartographer
She’s angry in THAT photo because Anthony Weiner hasn’t returned her ‘tweet’.
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:39:07 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Don't Blame Me, I voted for Kodos!)
To: cap10mike
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! My eyes are burning! What they eyes have seen cannot be unseen!
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:40:00 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: andy58-in-nh; PowderMonkey
TO LATE!!! BUSH MADE ME DO IT! And Cheney was holding a shotgun!
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:40:53 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
(".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
To: 2harddrive
To: Jack Hydrazine
Antidote!
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:44:58 AM PDT
by
Young Werther
(Julius Caesar said "Quae cum ita sunt. Since these things are so.".)
To: WayneS
"She’s angry in THAT photo because Anthony Weiner hasn’t returned her ‘tweet’."
Close, but not it. Seems someone hacked her cellphone and stole naked pictures she had taken of herself. And when she call the FBI they threaten to charge her with possession of a weapon of mass destruction!
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:45:22 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
(".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
To: Young Werther
The damage has already been done! The only way your Antidote will work now is if you can post it in braille!
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:47:58 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
(".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
To: cap10mike
Is it Halloween already?
I can see the centerfold now. An old cavewoman with her poison chisel and hammer.
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:50:01 AM PDT
by
mardi59
(Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
To: Kartographer
Okay, this is abuse....POLICE...POLICE!!! Citizens arrest!!!
There goes lunch...
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:53:36 AM PDT
by
mardi59
(Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
To: Kartographer
Anyone who posts a naked picture of Helen Thomas ought to be charged with crimes against humanity. Or at least femininity.
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posted on
09/15/2011 9:55:35 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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