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President Proud of Mistake-Free First Three Years
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 22 Oct 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/22/2011 3:57:44 PM PDT by John Semmens

President Obama says he’s feeling pretty upbeat about his reelection chances despite the worst economy since the 1930s and polls showing that two-thirds of Americans disapprove of how he’s handled his job.

“On the surface things look bad,” Obama admitted. “But if voters dig deeper they’ll realize that I’ve really done a remarkable job. They’ll see that all the choices I’ve made have been the right ones.”

One of the right choices the President chose to mention was Obamacare, which he called “absolutely the right thing to do. Look, left to their own devices, too many people are neglecting to make the right decisions about their health. They’re eating poorly, not exercising enough, and aren’t going to the doctor when they should. This has to change and the legislation we passed is step one on the road to a healthier America.”

The president also defended his economic policies, insisting that “those who’re focusing on the unemployment rate are missing the big picture. Government can’t and shouldn’t try to ensure prosperity. Booms and busts are just things that happen. No one can control them. What government can do, though, is try to ensure that everybody gets their fair share of the pie. Those who have more than their fair share must give back some so that others can enjoy a better life. My policy on this has been consistent.”

“I’m proud of what we’ve accomplished and I’m confident that voters will appreciate what I’ve done for them,” Obama concluded.

In related news, radio host Tom Joyner urged African-Americans to get behind Obama’s reelection effort. “Let’s not even deal with the facts right now. Let’s deal with just our blackness and pride—and loyalty. A defeat for President Obama would be a triumph for racism. It will be used to claim that his victory in 2008 was a mistake.”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Health/Medicine; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: egotism; obama; racism; satire
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1 posted on 10/22/2011 3:57:51 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“... if voters dig deeper they’ll realize that I’ve really done a remarkable job.”

LOL...sounds as though El Bozo is shovel ready.


2 posted on 10/22/2011 4:00:37 PM PDT by txrefugee
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To: txrefugee

Make that...flush-ready...and flush twice!


3 posted on 10/22/2011 4:06:45 PM PDT by gunnyg ("A Constitution changed from Freedom, can never be restored; Liberty, once lost, is lost forever...)
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To: obama

remarkable yes.....but i dont think youd like the remarks id have for ya, you POS


4 posted on 10/22/2011 4:13:59 PM PDT by bagster
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To: John Semmens

proof positive that this asshole is delusional


5 posted on 10/22/2011 4:16:44 PM PDT by The Wizard (Madam President is my President now, and in the future)
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To: The Wizard
"It's all about ME! ME! ME!"

And I thought the Clinton years were bad.....

Don't ever say "it can't get worse..."

6 posted on 10/22/2011 4:19:34 PM PDT by Jerrybob
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To: obama

seriously....what kind of an A-hole brags about himself like that with a straight face....ive never seen anything like it


7 posted on 10/22/2011 4:22:19 PM PDT by bagster
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To: John Semmens

This is satire everyone,”semi-news news story”... >_>’


8 posted on 10/22/2011 4:28:45 PM PDT by nerdwithagun (I'd rather go gun to gun then knife to knife.)
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To: nerdwithagun

Well. Time will tell. He is going to be laughed to scorn for being so disconnected from the REAL unrest in America.


9 posted on 10/22/2011 4:30:25 PM PDT by rovenstinez
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To: John Semmens

“all the choices I’ve made have been the right ones.”
Narcissist in chief is on drugs or a whole lot dumber than any of us give him credit for.
Course you’d have to be on drugs to marry that wookie bitch.


10 posted on 10/22/2011 4:36:04 PM PDT by Joe Boucher (FUBO ( Real conservative or go fish))
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To: John Semmens

In other words, his actions to destroy this nation are not stupidity, they are malicious and blatant.


11 posted on 10/22/2011 5:06:33 PM PDT by BCR #226 (02/07 SOT www.extremefirepower.com...The BS stops when the hammer drops.)
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To: John Semmens

Yer good John, yer good!


12 posted on 10/22/2011 5:14:52 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

Dude, you’re gonna get it with this one!


13 posted on 10/22/2011 6:22:37 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (It is necessary that a person be born of a father who is a citizen; ~Vattel's Law of Nations)
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Where Would You Go Without FR?


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14 posted on 10/22/2011 6:23:03 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: John Semmens
"They’ll see that all the choices I’ve made have been the right ones."

Hah-hah! What a dork!

The only way anybody would agree is to realize he has done everything possible to destroy the country, the economy, the military, and common sense.

In that regard, he has done everything correctly.

15 posted on 10/22/2011 6:55:48 PM PDT by Designer (Nit-pickin' and chagrinin')
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To: John Semmens

Thanks John - I needed a chuckle ;-)


16 posted on 10/22/2011 7:01:58 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: John Semmens

I know it’s supposed to be satire but it really isn’t in Obamaworld.


17 posted on 10/22/2011 7:04:46 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Rick Perry engages in corporate welfare via Texas TEF/ETF)
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18 posted on 10/22/2011 8:07:58 PM PDT by RedMDer (Forward With Confidence!)
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To: John Semmens

OMG, you shot my blood pressure up about 100 points until I saw who posted it lol. It’s a wonder I didn’t break stuff.


19 posted on 10/22/2011 9:01:57 PM PDT by lwoodham (There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: John Semmens
Well there is Spider-Man, Iron Man, Superman, Batman, Aquaman, He-Man, Mega-Man, Ant Man, and now we have Delusional Man (aka: Barry Soetoro, ZerO-bama) to try and save the socialist republics of the Americas of 57 states.
20 posted on 10/22/2011 9:03:01 PM PDT by Captain Beyond (The Hammer of the gods! (Just a cool line from a Led Zep song))
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