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I Sexually Harassed Herman Cain
Me again | 11/7/11 | Me

Posted on 11/07/2011 12:55:16 PM PST by eeevil conservative

I feel the urge to come clean. All these women have inspired me to confess.

Yes, I made Herman feel uncomfortable. I couldn't help myself. It was the very first time I had ever seen him speak, and his conservative views, along with that sexy voice was just not fair to a woman like me.

I was a single mother, who had not even dated for years. I was politically active. He tempted me!

So here is what happened:

I was leaving the event where I had heard him speak. On the way out the door, this tall, dark, and handsome man was standing there at the exit. He was shaking hands with everyone as they left. It was FINALLY MY TURN!!

I reached my tiny little hand up towards him. He took his huge dark hand and swallowed mine into his. He was even smiling at me. I looked from side to side, letting him know that I didn't want ANYONE to hear what I was about to say. I felt the coast was clear. I leaned forward as he held my hand in his. "Is your wife here?" I whispered.

This enormous man leaned back, while still grasping my hand with a nervous look on his face. "No." he replied.

"GOOD!" I said, "'cause I think I'm in LOVE WITH YOU!"

Thank God he did not file suit or call for security. He instead, pulled me over for a hug and laughed.

I guess I was just a few years too late!!! If only I had done this years before!! Maybe he just doesn't like red-heads.

Disclaimer: the events described above are 100% fact! That is EXACTLY how I met Herman Cain back in 2004, and I am proud to say that since then, he has become someone I call friend.


TOPICS: Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: cain; harass; hermancain; sex

1 posted on 11/07/2011 12:55:19 PM PST by eeevil conservative
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To: eeevil conservative

You made me spew Diet Coke on my screen, eee!


2 posted on 11/07/2011 12:56:46 PM PST by netmilsmom (Happiness is a choice)
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To: netmilsmom

;-)

at least was not the full leaded COKE!


3 posted on 11/07/2011 12:58:19 PM PST by eeevil conservative (GIVE ME A PLACE TO STAND AND I WILL MOVE THE EARTH....Archimedes)
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To: netmilsmom

Better call that attention slut Whoria AllWet so she can parade you out in front of the cameras.


4 posted on 11/07/2011 12:59:09 PM PST by Kevin in California
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To: netmilsmom

Better call that attention slut Whoria AllWet so she can parade you out in front of the cameras.


5 posted on 11/07/2011 12:59:19 PM PST by Kevin in California
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To: eeevil conservative

lol..
Only you..


6 posted on 11/07/2011 12:59:32 PM PST by mnehring
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To: mnehring

hee hee

of course!

;-)


7 posted on 11/07/2011 1:01:28 PM PST by eeevil conservative (GIVE ME A PLACE TO STAND AND I WILL MOVE THE EARTH....Archimedes)
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To: eeevil conservative

I am SO JEALOUS!


8 posted on 11/07/2011 1:03:25 PM PST by Judith Anne (Holy Mary Mother of God, please pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of our death.)
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To: eeevil conservative

Oh my God, that is it Cain is toast!


9 posted on 11/07/2011 1:04:45 PM PST by MNJohnnie (Giving more money to DC to fix the Debt is like giving free drugs to addicts think it will cure them)
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To: eeevil conservative

Dang, I ain’t rich so I guess sexually harrassing you is right out!

My apologies ma’am!


10 posted on 11/07/2011 1:05:13 PM PST by BenKenobi (Honkeys for Herman! 10 percent is enough for God; 9 percent is enough for government)
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To: Kevin in California

“Better call that attention slut Whoria AllWet so she can parade you out in front of the cameras.”

Just don’t cut in front of Sharon Buy A Lick.


11 posted on 11/07/2011 1:05:34 PM PST by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: eeevil conservative

That is a masterpiece - a keeper - you must send it to his campaign.

()()(()()(()()()()applause;)


12 posted on 11/07/2011 1:06:02 PM PST by sodpoodle (Cain - touching the better angels of our nature. Newt - knowledge is power.)
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To: eeevil conservative
That's funny.

Herman Cain sexually harassed me, too. He tickled my fancy.

13 posted on 11/07/2011 1:08:10 PM PST by Do Be (The heart is smarter than the head.)
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To: eeevil conservative

And I have to come forward, too. I was sexually harassed by Gloria Allred.

I can’t remember the time, the place, the event or the details, but none of that matters. What matters is that this charge I’m making is SERIOUS and I think Politico should DO something about it.


14 posted on 11/07/2011 1:13:21 PM PST by samtheman
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To: Stormdog

““Better call that attention slut Whoria AllWet so she can parade you out in front of the cameras.”

Just don’t cut in front of Sharon Buy A Lick.”

Awesome - I’m going to steal those spellings from now on....

Tee hee :)


15 posted on 11/07/2011 1:14:14 PM PST by redinIllinois (Pro-life, accountant, gun-totin' grandma - multi issue voter)
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To: eeevil conservative

You need to call Rush tomorrow and see if you can get this story told on his show... :)


16 posted on 11/07/2011 1:16:47 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (Hope & Change - I'm out of hope, and change is all I have left every week | FR Class of 1998 |)
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To: eeevil conservative

ROFL! Well, you are eeevil after all!

;-)


17 posted on 11/07/2011 1:17:19 PM PST by ConjunctionJunction
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To: Keith in Iowa

I guess I should insert some sobbing just to make for good radio...


18 posted on 11/07/2011 1:20:03 PM PST by eeevil conservative (GIVE ME A PLACE TO STAND AND I WILL MOVE THE EARTH....Archimedes)
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To: ConjunctionJunction

It’s a gift!

;-)


19 posted on 11/07/2011 1:31:55 PM PST by eeevil conservative (GIVE ME A PLACE TO STAND AND I WILL MOVE THE EARTH....Archimedes)
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To: eeevil conservative; Trueblackman

PING!

btw— LOVE hearing you on Rusty’s show!!

great stuff today!


20 posted on 11/07/2011 1:32:56 PM PST by eeevil conservative (GIVE ME A PLACE TO STAND AND I WILL MOVE THE EARTH....Archimedes)
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To: eeevil conservative

Did Laz write this?


21 posted on 11/07/2011 4:18:41 PM PST by vwbug
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