Posted on 11/07/2011 12:55:16 PM PST by eeevil conservative
I feel the urge to come clean. All these women have inspired me to confess.
Yes, I made Herman feel uncomfortable. I couldn't help myself. It was the very first time I had ever seen him speak, and his conservative views, along with that sexy voice was just not fair to a woman like me.
I was a single mother, who had not even dated for years. I was politically active. He tempted me!
So here is what happened:
I was leaving the event where I had heard him speak. On the way out the door, this tall, dark, and handsome man was standing there at the exit. He was shaking hands with everyone as they left. It was FINALLY MY TURN!!
I reached my tiny little hand up towards him. He took his huge dark hand and swallowed mine into his. He was even smiling at me. I looked from side to side, letting him know that I didn't want ANYONE to hear what I was about to say. I felt the coast was clear. I leaned forward as he held my hand in his. "Is your wife here?" I whispered.
This enormous man leaned back, while still grasping my hand with a nervous look on his face. "No." he replied.
"GOOD!" I said, "'cause I think I'm in LOVE WITH YOU!"
Thank God he did not file suit or call for security. He instead, pulled me over for a hug and laughed.
I guess I was just a few years too late!!! If only I had done this years before!! Maybe he just doesn't like red-heads.
Disclaimer: the events described above are 100% fact! That is EXACTLY how I met Herman Cain back in 2004, and I am proud to say that since then, he has become someone I call friend.
You made me spew Diet Coke on my screen, eee!
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at least was not the full leaded COKE!
Better call that attention slut Whoria AllWet so she can parade you out in front of the cameras.
Better call that attention slut Whoria AllWet so she can parade you out in front of the cameras.
lol..
Only you..
hee hee
of course!
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I am SO JEALOUS!
Oh my God, that is it Cain is toast!
Dang, I ain’t rich so I guess sexually harrassing you is right out!
My apologies ma’am!
“Better call that attention slut Whoria AllWet so she can parade you out in front of the cameras.”
Just don’t cut in front of Sharon Buy A Lick.
That is a masterpiece - a keeper - you must send it to his campaign.
()()(()()(()()()()applause;)
Herman Cain sexually harassed me, too. He tickled my fancy.
And I have to come forward, too. I was sexually harassed by Gloria Allred.
I can’t remember the time, the place, the event or the details, but none of that matters. What matters is that this charge I’m making is SERIOUS and I think Politico should DO something about it.
““Better call that attention slut Whoria AllWet so she can parade you out in front of the cameras.”
Just don’t cut in front of Sharon Buy A Lick.”
Awesome - I’m going to steal those spellings from now on....
Tee hee :)
You need to call Rush tomorrow and see if you can get this story told on his show... :)
ROFL! Well, you are eeevil after all!
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I guess I should insert some sobbing just to make for good radio...
It’s a gift!
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PING!
btw— LOVE hearing you on Rusty’s show!!
great stuff today!
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