Posted on 11/08/2011 2:35:10 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama
In an alternate universe........
President Paul entered the White House Situation Room in a huff. It was about 4pm, and he was cranky. Everyone knew not to disturb President Paul during Judge Judy, but this was a national security emergency. The CIA now had definitive proof that the Islamic Republic of Iran had placed intercontinental ballistic missiles in Venezuela.
"Mr. President," began Major General Major, the Commandant of the Marine Corps and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. "The Iranians have placed ICBM's on the northern coast of Venezuela. We're not sure about the capabilities of these weapons of mass destruction, but we have confirmation that they could reach Miami if launched. I recommend we strike now. We can scramble the bombers immediately."
President Paul smiled kindly at Major General Major. He forgot all about having his Judge Judy time interrupted and his mind wandered back to how much fun he and the media had after Major General James Major became Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. "Major General Major....has a ring to it...." President Paul said to himself softly.
"Sir ?'
"Back off, fascist!" Chief of Staff Lew Rockwell screamed at the decorated war hero. "Can't you see a great man is thinking ?!"
"Enhance your calm, Lew," said Vice President Dennis Kucinich in a kindly voice."That yelling and screaming stuff was okay when the Zionists ran the place, but the White House is a place of understanding now. It's a place where we exchange ideas and hope, not hate and animosity."
"You're right, Mr. Vice President. I don't know what came over me."
President Paul looked over to his Secretary of Defense, Jesse Ventura. "What's going on here, Jesse ?"
"I dunno, Mr. President", shrugged Ventura. "I've been trying to get a hold of National Security Advisor [Alex] Jones all day. I know he's very busy with his fourth 9/11 investigation, but why this guy can't answer a text is beyond me."
Secretary of State Pat Buchanan stood up from his chair. "Mr. President, If I may," the old paleoconservative began. "You must live up to your promise not to interfere in the affairs of other states. Remember that stump speech you made at 'Occupy Wall Street' ? Remember how you promised to end all war and bring peace to mankind ? You must make good on that pledge. Those kids in the tents are counting on you."
President Paul smiled. Mentions of "Occupy Wall Street" always made him happy. "You're right, Pat. You're always right. Even when you're wrong, you're right. This a much-to-do-over-nothing. We can't be sure if the CIA is right. After all, those are violent people, and we all know that violent people are never right. Get on the horn, Pat. Ask Hugo nicely to remove the missiles if it all possible. If they don't, well, that's ok. Both Iran and Venezuela know that this is a different America now. They would never harm us. We're a good, non-imperialist country now."
President Paul turned to the nearest door to leave.
"No, no....Mr. President, that's a closet," Vice President Kucinich said putting his hand on the President's shoulder. "Lew, help me get him to bed. Why we have these meetings so late in the day is beyond me."
Two weeks later, the city of Miami was destroyed by Iranian made ICBMs launched from Venezuela's northern coast.
My “ilk” ?
You mean Conservatives who have had enough of RuPaul and his “blame America” attitude ? Is that what you mean ?
I just love how the Paulbots can dish it out but never take it....
Well, thank you!
Stay safe and God bless!
Ron Paul may regret whatever he’s said about Iran, but foreign policy really isn’t what I’m very concerned about. This country’s worst enemy isn’t overseas. Its worst enemy is its leaders and the establishment, particularly Obama.
An ICBM would be able to hit Miami from Tehran. However, a medium-range ballistic missile such as the SS-4 Sandal, which the Soviets deployed in Cuba in 1962 could threaten Miami--and beyond--from Venezuela.
In 2009, RuPaul out-earmarked leftist giants like Nazi Pelosi and Pete Starke. In fact, he was the Pork King of 2009, bringing home almost 95 million bucks to Galveston.
I’m not buying it. I’ll evaluate him by what he’s done, not what he says he’ll do.
“This country’s worst enemy isn’t overseas.”
Was 9/11 a figment of my imagination ?
No, but it was primarily because a bunch of a**holes in the state department were all too happy to let some questionable saudi “students” into the country.
I knew I would drop the ball somewhere....
:)
Each of us is going to have to decide which candidate is actually going to deliver the shakeup Washington needs in order for our republic to survive...
I think it’s still a bit early to decide, but my concerns are informed by the videos below. I see us increasingly enslaved to Big Government and Banksters, who are certainly working for each other, but are certainly not working for us. I also see us teetering on the edge of a fiscal abyss that most of us don’t even care to contemplate.
Right now, all of the remaining choices are ugly.
If Cain suddenly woke up to the fact that Ron Paul is right on target about the FED and on fiscal issues, and substantially correct on most Constitutional issues, he would have my vote. (Because he doesn’t have Ron Paul’s questionable and difficult to understand positions on foreign policy.) If he doesn’t, then we still remain in the clutches of the Banksters and big government, and facing the abyss.
Failing Cain suddenly demonstrating just how fast he can learn, unfortunately, I’m left to decide whether the damage Ron Paul might do to foreign policy and our foreign military presence, outweighs the good he would likely do towards pulling us back towards the Constitution and away from the fiscal insanity abyss. (All while exploding Federal heads on all sides daily.)
As far as I can judge, Romney puts us in that abyss faster than Cain, Paul, or even Obama, for that matter. (The right would not fight Romney effectively.)
I guess I want to see the positions of Ron Paul move toward Sarah Palin’s (slim chance), or the positions of Herman Cain move towards Ron Paul’s (possible, but unlikely).
If you have not already, please see:
Money as Debt: 47 minutes
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2550156453790090544#
The Money Masters - How International Bankers Gained Control of America - 215 min
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-515319560256183936
and these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=amqVFYAeSuE
“Everybody Knows The Problem Is Our Government Is Bought! Democrats & Republicans Are Bought!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EhsBkxy4zQU
Herman Cain vs. Ron Paul on Predicting Economic Collapse and Housing Bubble Burst.
If you think Ron Paul is going to be President.. then yeah something is wrong.
If the Conservative wing of the party fails to stop Mittens from being the nominee and you have Paul leaving the door wide open for a third party run, it is not beyond the realm of possibility at this point. Slamming Paul and his kookery is a fine reminder to folks in my book.
Actually, 9/11 happened because a bunch Islamo-Nazis decided to murder Americans.
It no longer matters what we believe. What matters is what they believe and we must have a President who will defend the nation. RuPaul is not that guy.
Ron Paul has some good ideas, but he isn’t POTUS material. Perhaps his son Rand after a term or two as governor . . .
I rather like some of the people you mention. like Jesse Ventura and Pat Buchanan. I don’t know about Dennis Kucinich. Isn’t Kucinich as far in the socialist direction, economically speaking, as Ron is in the libertarian direction.
To come back to Jesse Ventura, I’d think he’d make a good Secretary of Defense. Jesse’s a vet, like Ron Paul and Rick Perry.
(Hey, Arnold might be available for the job. He served in the Austrian armed forces. That’s counts, yes?)
For Attorney General, I’m thinking Andrew Napolitano.
For Secretary of Commerce, John Stossel. Well, that’s if there’s a Dept. of Commerce with President Ron Paul.
As for a foreign policy, I’m thinking green cards for everybody. Why blow the place up when you too can stand outside Home Depot waiting for somebody to come by and hire you for the day?
I do have to admit, the idea of just giving out a few letters of marque to deal with the bad guys, instead of sending foreign aid to the so-called President of the so-called government of the so-called country of Arf-again-istan doesn’t sound like a bad idea to me.
And, I do like the Ron Paul 0-0-0 plan for income taxes, paying for whatever is left of the federal government with a tax on marijuana.
Protecting the country is the government’s number one job. You can’t have a strong economy without defending the nation.
I’ll check out the videos.
A broken clock is right twice a day.....
Frightening, isn’t it ?
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