DUmmie FUnnies 01-26-12 (Brewer Is Simply . . . One Poke Over the Line)

To: Huntress; PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; ...

ONE POKE OVER THE LINE
By Brewer, and Sharply
Tune: "One Toke Over the Line"
By Brewer and Shipley

One poke over the line, Jan Brewer
One poke over the line
Showin' up O on an airport tarmac
One poke over the line
Hatin' on the Prez, there goes no DUer
Pointin' at the Prez is a crime
Showin' up O on an airport tarmac
One poke over the line

Who do you hate?
Our President
'Cause he's a black man
We know that's what you meant
We saw you point and we saw the pointy chin
That makes you a witch
No, you don't have a loving heart like us
You lousy racist b*tch!

And now you're one poke over the line, Jan Brewer
One poke over the line
Showin' up O on an airport tarmac
One poke over the line
Hatin' on the Prez, there goes no DUer
Pointin' at the Prez is a crime
Showin' up O on an airport tarmac
One poke over the line

You dared to raise
Your finger tip
At King Obama
You even gave him lip
Your mean angry words and your digital salute
Came as no surprise
Like every hateful despised Repuke
We hope that you will die!

41 posted on 01/26/2012 8:22:49 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)

To: Charles Henrickson

42 posted on 01/26/2012 8:31:51 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)

To: Charles Henrickson

I forgot about Obama giving the middle finger pics, thanks for reminding us.

43 posted on 01/26/2012 8:52:11 PM PST by Ballygrl

44 posted on 01/26/2012 9:37:11 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)

To: Charles Henrickson

Funny as hell.

Have to read the rest tomorrow, which is a non debate night. :-D

45 posted on 01/26/2012 10:34:08 PM PST by Lauren BaRecall (I declare for Santorum)

To: Charles Henrickson

"Listen Buster, I don't care who you think you are. I'm the Governor and I'm telling you that you will
wait here until Immigration checks you out just like any other traveler without valid identification."

46 posted on 01/26/2012 10:49:02 PM PST by Iron Munro ("Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight he'll just kill you." John Steinbeck)

To: Charles Henrickson

Can you imagine if a female governor did this to Bush? It’d be “You GO Grrrl! Speak troothiness to powah, sistah!!!”

47 posted on 01/26/2012 10:50:07 PM PST by Darkwolf377 ( It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.--C.S. Lewis)

To: Charles Henrickson

48 posted on 01/27/2012 4:03:44 PM PST by Brown Deer (Pray for 0bama. Psalm 109:8)

To: Charles Henrickson

Brewer Is Simply . . . One Poke Over the Line

I only got the second half because I forgot who wrote the song. I gotta give this one an A+, Oh Mighty Lord of the Puns!

49 posted on 01/27/2012 6:23:02 PM PST by Roscoe Karns

To: Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; PJ-Comix; franksolich; Ballygrl; Huntress; Choose Ye This Day

The fact that her name is Brewer and she was poking her finger--that was all I needed to get the thing going. It was like a cosmic convergence saying, "Here am I! I'm right before your eyes!"

Michelangelo, I think, used to say he'd look at a piece of rock and he'd "see" the sculpture in there. It was just a matter of taking the time to let it loose. Sometimes it is like that for me with puns and parodies. They're just floating in space, perfect things falling out of heaven, ready to be grabbed and used.

50 posted on 01/27/2012 7:05:04 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (A good pun is its own reword.)

To: Charles Henrickson

Michelangelo, I think, used to say he'd look at a piece of rock and he'd "see" the sculpture in there.

Either him or Irving Stone. So maybe it was a stone looking at a rock...or was it a Stone?

51 posted on 01/28/2012 1:58:27 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)

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