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DUmmie FUnnies 01-26-12 (Brewer Is Simply . . . One Poke Over the Line)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 26, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 01/26/2012 10:50:12 AM PST by Charles Henrickson

Kneel before Barack! Bow to Obama! Our President must be treated with the UTMOST respect at all times!

Now say you are a governor of a state and you come out to greet the President at the airport, even though he is a member of the other party and his policies are hurting your state, and you meet him on the tarmac, but then you get into a bit of a heated back-and-forth with him, and in the course of the argument you DARE to raise your finger toward him for a moment, and a photographer with a zoom lens snaps a picture of it, and you are a Rethuglican, and you are white, and you are a woman, and your skin is somwhat wrinkly from being 67 years old and living in Arizona, and your chin is a little pointy--well THEN, you must be a RACIST, a WITCH, and a B*TCH!

The DUmmies are laying this kind of a beating on Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, who dared to diss Dear Leader. Multiple threads at the DUmp to choose from; we'll go with this THREAD, "Did I just see that crazy woman Brewer sticking her finger in Obama's face?" and this THREAD, "Arizona Governer Waives her Finger in the president's face."

Of course, the FUnnie thing here is the gross HYPOCRISY of the DUmmies. They themselves were OK with "disrespecting the President" when it was Chimpy McBushitler. They themselves have criticized Obama for being too centrist, and that's OK, but if Republicans criticize Obama, it must be because they're racist. The DUmmies decry sexism in others, but they themselves unleash sexist attacks on Governor Brewer. Hypocrisy, thy name is DUmmie!

Before we get to the DUmmies, though, here's a brief report on what happened on the tarmac:

It was clear from the moment they greeted one another on the tarmac that this wouldn’t me your typical grip and grin. At one point, she was pointing her finger at him, and at another, they were talking at the same time, seemingly over each other. Then he appeared to walk away from her while she was still talking.

It started when she handed him a letter and said she was inviting him to meet with her. The president replied that he’d be glad to meet with her again “but did note that after their last meeting, a cordial discussion in the Oval Office, the governor inaccurately described the meeting in her book,” a senior administration official said.

He was referring to her book, “Scorpions for Breakfast,” which is harshly critical of the president. The pair has clashed sharply on immigration policy, with the Obama administration suing Arizona to block its enforcement measure. In the book, she described an Oval Office meeting, and claimed he was lecturing and patronizing, something the White House says is not true.

So let us now hear from the DUmmies, in high DUdgeon and in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, proud to note that Governor Brewer is a fellow Missouri Synod Lutheran, is in the [brackets]:

Did I just see that crazy woman Brewer sticking her finger in Obama's face?

[She's a crazy woman and a racist!]

She is evil!

[Redundant. She's a Rethuglican.]

He should bite it off.

[Finger food.]

but I'd be afraid of getting rabies.

[. . . said the barking moonbat, frothing at the mouth.]

He should have headbutt her..might have knocked some sense into her.

[I like headbutts and I cannot lie . . .]

What a f***ing shrill harpy!!!

[DUmmieland is a sexism-free zone.]

Such disrespect, it's unreal.

[Eight years of spewing rage and venom at Bush: Perfectly fine. Eight seconds of raising a finger to Obama: Unbelievable! Inexcusable!]

I can't remember a president consistently treated with this much disrespect.

[Google "democraticunderground.com," within a date range of January 20, 2001, and January 20, 2009--any thread, it doesn't matter--and it may jog your memory.]

this has been over the top. . . .

[Brewer is simply . . . one poke over the line.]

She looks like the Wicked Witch of the West.

[She's a witch! BURRRRN her!!!]

I read lips ... she said ... "How DARE you be President while black!!!" Then it appears that Obama responded with ... "B*tch, please ... "

[She's a witch AND a b*tch!]

The look on his face seems to be saying 'thanks for your highly valued opinion insane person. BTW your dentures are falling out again.'

[Speaking tooth to power!]

I would have loved to see two or three SS men deck her.

[Feel the love!]

What's that about indefinite detention? Take her now.

[Gitmo, then The Hague!]

Arizona Governer Waives her Finger in the president's face

[DUmmie postor waves her write to a dictionery.]

Why are the Republican leaders in this country so farkin' disrespectful??

[Those Rethuglican leaders are a bunch of farkin' b*st*rds!! We HATES them!!]

These Repukes need to get a few lessons in how to treat a sitting President. . . .

[I guess Chimpus Khan never sat down.]

I'd like to wave my middle finger at Jan.

[Surprised Barry didn't . . .]

Did she call him "Boy"?

[Let's jump on her for things she DIDN'T do!]

I want to rip her finger off and shove it up her @ss.

[benburch says, "Here! Over here, please!"]

That wrinkled up old battleaxe needs to go away.

[Go back to the Axes of Evil!]

"Condescending": Code for "uppity Negro", I'm quite confident in this case.

[Who does that shrill harpy battleaxe b*tch think she is??]

She's a witch!!!! Look at that chin!!

[Somebody get a duck!]

The problem with that picture is that it doesn't include two rather large Secret Service guys removing her limp lifeless body from the tarmac.

[DUmmie ashling, in a field loaded with many worthy candidates, YOU take the cake for today's Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award®! Congratulations!

She has an incredibly pointy chin. What up wit dat?

[The witch is pointing her CHIN at him, too! Unbelievable!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: arizona; brewer; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; obama
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To: Huntress; PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; ...

ONE POKE OVER THE LINE
By Brewer, and Sharply
Tune: "One Toke Over the Line"
By Brewer and Shipley

One poke over the line, Jan Brewer
One poke over the line
Showin' up O on an airport tarmac
One poke over the line
Hatin' on the Prez, there goes no DUer
Pointin' at the Prez is a crime
Showin' up O on an airport tarmac
One poke over the line

Who do you hate?
Our President
'Cause he's a black man
We know that's what you meant
We saw you point and we saw the pointy chin
That makes you a witch
No, you don't have a loving heart like us
You lousy racist b*tch!

And now you're one poke over the line, Jan Brewer
One poke over the line
Showin' up O on an airport tarmac
One poke over the line
Hatin' on the Prez, there goes no DUer
Pointin' at the Prez is a crime
Showin' up O on an airport tarmac
One poke over the line

You dared to raise
Your finger tip
At King Obama
You even gave him lip
Your mean angry words and your digital salute
Came as no surprise
Like every hateful despised Repuke
We hope that you will die!

And now you're one poke over the line, Jan Brewer
One poke over the line
Showin' up O on an airport tarmac
One poke over the line
Hatin' on the Prez, there goes no DUer
Pointin' at the Prez is a crime
Showin' up O on an airport tarmac
One poke over the line . . .

41 posted on 01/26/2012 8:22:49 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Well done! ;-)


42 posted on 01/26/2012 8:31:51 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I forgot about Obama giving the middle finger pics, thanks for reminding us.


43 posted on 01/26/2012 8:52:11 PM PST by Ballygrl
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To: Eaker

LOL!


44 posted on 01/26/2012 9:37:11 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Funny as hell.

Have to read the rest tomorrow, which is a non debate night. :-D


45 posted on 01/26/2012 10:34:08 PM PST by Lauren BaRecall (I declare for Santorum)
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To: Charles Henrickson

"Listen Buster, I don't care who you think you are. I'm the Governor and I'm telling you that you will
wait here until Immigration checks you out just like any other traveler without valid identification."


46 posted on 01/26/2012 10:49:02 PM PST by Iron Munro ("Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight he'll just kill you." John Steinbeck)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Can you imagine if a female governor did this to Bush? It’d be “You GO Grrrl! Speak troothiness to powah, sistah!!!”


47 posted on 01/26/2012 10:50:07 PM PST by Darkwolf377 ( It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.--C.S. Lewis)
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To: Charles Henrickson

http://radio.foxnews.com/2012/01/27/audio-gov-jan-brewer-on-the-tom-sullivan-show-obama-is-thin-skinned/


48 posted on 01/27/2012 4:03:44 PM PST by Brown Deer (Pray for 0bama. Psalm 109:8)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Brewer Is Simply . . . One Poke Over the Line

I only got the second half because I forgot who wrote the song. I gotta give this one an A+, Oh Mighty Lord of the Puns!

49 posted on 01/27/2012 6:23:02 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; PJ-Comix; franksolich; Ballygrl; Huntress; Choose Ye This Day
The fact that her name is Brewer and she was poking her finger--that was all I needed to get the thing going. It was like a cosmic convergence saying, "Here am I! I'm right before your eyes!"

Michelangelo, I think, used to say he'd look at a piece of rock and he'd "see" the sculpture in there. It was just a matter of taking the time to let it loose. Sometimes it is like that for me with puns and parodies. They're just floating in space, perfect things falling out of heaven, ready to be grabbed and used.

50 posted on 01/27/2012 7:05:04 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (A good pun is its own reword.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Michelangelo, I think, used to say he'd look at a piece of rock and he'd "see" the sculpture in there.

Either him or Irving Stone. So maybe it was a stone looking at a rock...or was it a Stone?

51 posted on 01/28/2012 1:58:27 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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