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Komen Foundation Will Continue to Fund Planned Parenthood
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 Feb 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/04/2012 11:48:13 AM PST by John Semmens

Under pressure from leading abortion advocates, the Komen Foundation for the Cure of Breast Cancer reversed an earlier decision to discontinue its annual grant to Planned Parenthood.

“It has been pointed out to us that our decision to cease funding Planned Parenthood was based on some miscalculations,” said Komen CEO Nancy Brinker. “First, many of those who have supported our efforts to fight breast cancer are ardent about the work of Planned Parenthood. Our decision to end funding for that organization was taken as an insult and could have longer term negative impacts on our main mission.”

“Second, every abortion provided by Planned Parenthood is provided to a woman,” Brinker observed. “Women’s rights and women’s health are clearly important to that organization. Even if we were to consider the effects on the aborted fetuses only about half of them would’ve eventually become women. The health of actual women has got to take precedence over the health of potential women.”

Brinker downplayed evidence that having an abortion increases a woman’s risk for coming down with breast cancer, calling it “unproven.” “Not every woman who has an abortion gets breast cancer,” Brinker asserted. “Many who have never had an abortion still get breast cancer. So, those who contend that our support of Planned Parenthood might contradict our central purpose do not have a conclusive case.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: abortion; craptire; democrats; notworthreading; satire; stupid; wasteoftime; women

1 posted on 02/04/2012 11:48:21 AM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 02/04/2012 11:51:26 AM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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LOL, you almost got me again. :)


3 posted on 02/04/2012 11:52:11 AM PST by pogo101
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It will be interesting to see how Komen does in fund raising from here on out. Will people be as willing to join in the Komen sponsored events?


4 posted on 02/04/2012 12:02:51 PM PST by HChampagne
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To: John Semmens

Satire is usually lies mixed with a bit of truth.

Where are the lies?


5 posted on 02/04/2012 12:03:04 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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Will people be as willing to join in the Komen sponsored events?

They will show up --- with picket signs.

7 posted on 02/04/2012 12:29:48 PM PST by Mike Darancette (11/06/2012: Starts "Occupy the White House")
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To: John Semmens

Haha! Every baby that’s aborted is one less person that might have gotten cancer.


8 posted on 02/04/2012 12:32:51 PM PST by youngidiot (Hear Hear!)
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Yeah, and about half the babies aborted in the U.S. are little girls. The Susan G. Komen Foundation has no soul, no morals. They align themselves with killing children, tried to stop because they thought it might be hurting them financially, not because they conceded it was wrong, and are now going to keep funding abortions because to stop might hurt them financially. It’s all about the money. They don’t care about people, even about people getting breast cancer. Studies show a strong correlation between abortion and breast cancer, but Susan G. Komen couldn’t care less. Sickening.


9 posted on 02/04/2012 1:00:56 PM PST by rimtop56 (I sought the Lord, and he answered me.)
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Well they won’t be getting any f my money nor support ever again then. they should never have gotten in bed with this evil. Bad decision now they don’t have the balls to extricate themselves. No more support.


10 posted on 02/04/2012 1:08:43 PM PST by GOP Poet
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Will people be as willing to join in the Komen sponsored events? no. i purposely have not participated in any since I found they were funding PP. That also means not attending sponsored golf tournament etc. Not just races.
11 posted on 02/04/2012 1:11:01 PM PST by GOP Poet
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Ooh, you got me there for a bit!

100% of abortions are performed on women so therefore PP cares greatly for women’s health— that is something they would say! Good on you.


12 posted on 02/04/2012 1:12:26 PM PST by Yaelle
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13 posted on 02/04/2012 2:26:03 PM PST by RedMDer (Forward With Confidence!)
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