Miller Lite

[NKP_Vet]

There is a hidden message here that women cannot understand, some men may, and all street cops will. A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Miller Lite he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Miller Lite, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Miller Lite stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Miller Lite, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

[lastchance]

I agree. I have a sister who was abused by her boyfriend. It was not funny then and it is not funny now.

[grey_whiskers]

Hey, if he roles were reversed the liberals would love it.

cf. the following via Instapundit:

KATHERINE HEIGL’S HATRED OF TESTICLES:

“Unfortunately I can’t cut the nuts off human men — yet,” Heigl, 33, quips in the video. “So I’ve dedicated my time to the neutering of dogs because that’s legal.”

Hilarious.

[US Navy Vet]

THIS IS NOT “FUNNY”, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE NOOB IF YOU WANT TO TELL “JOKES” LIKE THIS!