Posted on 03/06/2012 9:57:02 AM PST by John Semmens
Though he may be the “most powerful leader in the world,” President Barack Obama’s access to television is strictly controlled by his wife.
“Sports is all I’m allowed to watch on TV,” Obama told reporters. “Even then, I’m limited to an hour or two here and there. Watching a whole game is a rare treat. Michelle doesn’t want me to be distracted from my mission.”
The President admitted that he chafes under the restriction and occasionally “sneaks an extra peek when Michelle is not around,” but asked that it be kept secret lest “I lose what privileges she allows me now.”
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Uh!
Is he p***y-whipped or what?
“Sports is all I’m allowed to watch on TV...”
I am pretty sure that is all “O” is capable of understanding on TV.
I know in marriage you have to keep the wife happy but you don’t have to be a doormat! (Grow a pair Barry) LOL.... He sounds like a 13 year old not the Most powerfull man in the World.....Does Moochelle threaten to take away his bike if he doesn’t eat his veggies too???
Watching a whole game is a rare treat./
I bet it is. LOL Golfing and vacationing take-up alot of time.
For every 5 minutes he spends watching ESPN, there’s probably another 55 minutes watching ‘Lifetime’ & ‘Bravo’.
John, your satire is just too believable! I almost fell for this one!
He’s probably watching “Queer Eye For The Straight Guy”.
I install DirecTV for a living.....at least one of my livings right now. I would bet his favorite channel on DirecTV is channel 348.....which is Al Jazeera DC Bureau.
I'd say just a p***y, but to be sure ask his "body man" Reggie Love.
Isn’t Reggie Love a coach?
Umm, I’m not sure if Moochelle has that ability.
But seriously, he’s been “whipped” all his adult life by black power and communist puppeteers. His wife is one of them. The guy truly lives in a bubble and probably knows nothing that hasn’t gone through their filter.
I’m not sure. I know that there were stories of Hussein “pining away” when Love apparently decided to move on and leave his “royal court”.
Again, the second paragraph rule applies...where I find something sufficiently outrageous to start looking for your name at the top.
Good work as always, John!
Actually, I heard that he spends most of his time shut up in an obscure room, watching TV or listening to rap music. Reggie Love used to be with him, but he hardly ever meets with his cabinet or with Democrats in congress. Now that Reggie’s gone, I presume he’s found someone else.
No more than an hour a day on business, and that’s mostly arranging fund raisers, I imgagine. If he even bothers with that.
but ,she’s away on all those vacations ,how can she control anything ,unless she has a nanny taking care of him.
It’s obvious who wears the bigger pants in that family.
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