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Why Is Bill Maher An Atheist?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-27-12 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 03/27/2012 1:38:12 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

I can only think of one reason...




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1 posted on 03/27/2012 1:38:18 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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bill maher=demon spawn


2 posted on 03/27/2012 1:40:50 PM PDT by brivette
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To: The Looking Spoon
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Psalm 14:1

3 posted on 03/27/2012 1:44:42 PM PDT by re_nortex (DP...that's what I like about Texas.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

He’s not.

Liberalism is a religion.


4 posted on 03/27/2012 1:48:34 PM PDT by NoLibZone (When will Obama call Trayvon's mom? He was quick to call Sandra Fluke.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

An atheist? And all this time I just thought he was an a**hole!


5 posted on 03/27/2012 1:48:42 PM PDT by jimmango
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Atheism is the only logical choice for the amoral.


6 posted on 03/27/2012 1:49:38 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Jimmy Carter Is No Longer The Worst President To Have Served In My Lifetime.)
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His penis is only half the size of his nose and he looks just like his mother.

She saw him and said, oh God, no; and he thought she said Oh, no God.

7 posted on 03/27/2012 1:50:51 PM PDT by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorists savages.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Because he wants to do what he wants to do without any accountability. And he wants to behave in a manner that convinces others of the same so that he’s not alone in the boat to hell.


8 posted on 03/27/2012 1:51:16 PM PDT by DallasDeb (usafa06mom)
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.... because he was born half Jewish, half Christian, and a halfwit?


9 posted on 03/27/2012 1:52:38 PM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send GOP to DC to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
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To: NoLibZone

You’re right. It’s a pagan religion with a pantheon of very demanding gods. Unlike most pagan religions, you can’t have one primary family or house god. You are expected to worship them all equally and absolutely. That’s why they’re all freakin’ crazy! Maher is a high priest of crazy.


10 posted on 03/27/2012 1:52:59 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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Because he looks like my butt.


11 posted on 03/27/2012 1:54:22 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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How else could he worship Bill Maher?

SnakeDoc


12 posted on 03/27/2012 1:54:34 PM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("I've shot people I like more for less." -- Raylan Givens)
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Like every other “athiest”, Maher has not yet been permitted to see that the God of Israel is real. That may change during his remaining years on earth, or he may see it when every knee bows. Be grateful if you have been granted such faith during these years.


13 posted on 03/27/2012 1:54:34 PM PDT by Dutchboy88
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Because he is an idiot who thinks he’s smart.

Next question.


14 posted on 03/27/2012 1:55:29 PM PDT by DiogenesLamp (Partus Sequitur Patrem)
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To: Dutchboy88

I don’t think Maher knows if there is a God or not, he just hates Christianity.


15 posted on 03/27/2012 1:55:45 PM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Besides, he’s got enough money to do something about that nose—many times over.


16 posted on 03/27/2012 1:55:51 PM PDT by DallasDeb (usafa06mom)
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Because after his career as an actor went no where, he figured out he could make a ton of money by saying controversial things.

He does believe in God, the God called money. And he will do or say anything as long as it makes him lots of money. Unfortunately, his outlandish statements draw criticism from sane people - which results in free advertising.

Like most liberal idiots, he is also devious and ingenious. If conservatives could bring themselves to completely ignore everything he says, he would probably be gone in a year or less.

17 posted on 03/27/2012 1:59:40 PM PDT by I cannot think of a name
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Even an atheist has a God..
The God is them themselves..

Marxists worship givernment, atheists worship themselves..
Its not a matter of what you say, its a matter of what you DO (and don’t Do) that shows who you are..


18 posted on 03/27/2012 2:00:38 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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To: The Looking Spoon

,,,,, because he has no moral conscience or soul that’s why . He is an empty vessel .


19 posted on 03/27/2012 2:05:32 PM PDT by Lionheartusa1 (-: Socialism is the equal distribution of misery :-)
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To: The Looking Spoon

1. Guilt

2. Arrogance

3. His mommy didn’t love him enough.


20 posted on 03/27/2012 2:07:46 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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